{"id":99503,"date":"2022-06-24T14:52:21","date_gmt":"2022-06-24T14:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=99503"},"modified":"2022-06-24T15:08:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-24T15:08:16","slug":"allah-o-kadar-bueyuek-ki-o-kadar-bueyuek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=99503","title":{"rendered":"ALLAH o kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck ki O KADAR B\u00dcY\u00dcK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cogito, ergo sum<\/strong><br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/www.tagesspiegel.de\/images\/tagesspiegel\/25483266\/2-format6001.jpg?inIsFirst=true\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Oluyor birka\u00e7 saat, can\u0131m istemedi\u2026<br \/>\nEvlat telefon etti. Ana o\u011ful delirtecekler beni.<\/p>\n<p>Bir de\u011fil, iki de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nBilmem ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131, s\u00f6yle s\u00f6yle nato mermer nato kafa\u2026<br \/>\nBaz\u0131 okuyucular\u0131m gibi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin deli tepesi\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 belli olmaz ne zaman ama bir siktiri \u00e7ektim mi\u2026<br \/>\nAl\u0131p al\u0131p gidemen ki.<\/p>\n<p>Yok ya ne kompleksi?<br \/>\nBen kim kompleksli olmaya vakit ay\u0131rabilmek kim?<br \/>\nDiyorum ya MASAM\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder elleri.<\/p>\n<p>Devlet ZATEN a\u011fz\u0131ma s\u0131\u00e7m\u0131\u015f do\u011frultam\u0131yorum belimi\u2026<br \/>\nTAMAM\u2026<br \/>\nYede\u011fin, yede\u011finin yede\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nIyi de bu\u2026<br \/>\nDipsiz kuyumu ki?<\/p>\n<p>En dandi\u011fi 20 binden ba\u015fl\u0131yor, 60\u2026<br \/>\nYetmi\u015f bin Euro\u2019ya kadar yolu var\u2026<br \/>\nNereden bulacak \u00d6nder papelleri?<\/p>\n<p>Uzun etmeyelim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin girip \u00e7\u0131kmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 delik kald\u0131 m\u0131 ki, s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum o\u011flum \u00d6NCE cam, kap\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nSonra kalorifer kazan\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nCart curt\u2026<br \/>\nPatri\u011fin e\u015fe\u011fi osuruyor sanki(!)<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f6yle s\u00f6yle nato mermer nato kafa!<\/p>\n<p>Bir boklar biliyorum da s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum de\u011fil mi?!<br \/>\nIster inan ister inanma, bulmu\u015f bir bilir ki\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nAYNEN dedi\u011fim gibi\u2026<br \/>\n300 \u2013 400 Euro\u2019ya hal edilecek, daha senelerce idare edermi\u015f bizi.<\/p>\n<p>Yani\u2026<br \/>\nYa Allah ya Bismillah\u2026<br \/>\nEn k\u0131sa zamanda de\u011fi\u015fecek camlar, kap\u0131lar.<\/p>\n<p>Ille\u2026<br \/>\nIlle ya ba\u015fkas\u0131 s\u00f6yleyecek\u2026<br \/>\nTeyid edecek s\u00f6yleneni\u2026<br \/>\nVEYA insan dedi\u011fin yiyecek kaz\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nanacak \u00d6ndere&#8230;<br \/>\nS\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum i\u015fte, yapsana dedi\u011fimi!!<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cogito, ergo sum Oluyor birka\u00e7 saat, can\u0131m istemedi\u2026 Evlat telefon etti. Ana o\u011ful delirtecekler beni. Bir de\u011fil, iki de\u011fil\u2026 Bilmem ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131, s\u00f6yle s\u00f6yle nato mermer nato kafa\u2026 Baz\u0131 okuyucular\u0131m gibi\u2026 \u00d6nderin deli tepesi\u2026 Hi\u00e7 belli olmaz ne zaman ama bir siktiri \u00e7ektim mi\u2026 Al\u0131p al\u0131p gidemen ki. Yok ya ne kompleksi? Ben kim kompleksli olmaya &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=99503\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eALLAH o kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck ki O KADAR B\u00dcY\u00dcK\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99503"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99503"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99510,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99503\/revisions\/99510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}