{"id":973,"date":"2017-06-27T15:37:53","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T15:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=973"},"modified":"2017-06-28T06:59:42","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T06:59:42","slug":"bilerek-cocuk-oyuncagi-diye-yazdim-ama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=973","title":{"rendered":"Bilerek \u00e7ocuk oyunca\u011f\u0131 diye yazd\u0131m AMA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tabii ki g\u00fcvenlik asla \u00e7ocuk oyunca\u011f\u0131 de\u011fildir\u2026<br \/>\nDeneyim, tecr\u00fcbe meselesi olmakla birlikte rutine\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131radanla\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131 anda, as\u0131l tehlikenin kendisini i\u00e7inde bar\u0131nd\u0131r\u0131r!<\/p>\n<p>Bili\u015fim g\u00fcvenli\u011fine ge\u00e7meden \u00f6nce\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u2026<br \/>\nVe yine \u00f6zellikle kad\u0131n, HANIMLAR S\u00d6Z\u00dcM SIZELERE\u2026<br \/>\nEtraf dolu tehlike!<\/p>\n<p>Almanya ba\u015fta olmak \u00fczere\u2026<br \/>\nHaliyle Tayyipistanda da \u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nH\u0131rs\u0131zlar kol geziyor, f\u0131rsat bu f\u0131rsat sizler evde yaln\u0131z ve belki uyku halinde\u2026<br \/>\nHaz\u0131rl\u0131ks\u0131z!<\/p>\n<p>Uyku sersemi, uyku mahmuru\u2026<br \/>\nHerifin biri, sap\u0131\u011f\u0131n teki size tecav\u00fcze yeltenmeye kalkt\u0131, Allah korusun ama ne yapars\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n<p>Ben size s\u00f6yleyeyim, hem haz\u0131rl\u0131ks\u0131z, belki bilgisiz hem uyku sersemi\u2026<br \/>\nDebelenmekten, ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131p \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmaktan ba\u015fka bir \u015fey gelmeyecektir elinizden!<\/p>\n<p>Zaman\u0131nda ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m e\u011fitim ve bilgime dayanarak bir iki \u00f6neride bulunmak istiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nL\u00dcTFEN i\u00e7selle\u015ftiriniz\u2026<br \/>\nAyaktayken sald\u0131r\u0131ya u\u011frad\u0131n\u0131z diyelim, y\u00fcz y\u00fcze\u2026<br \/>\nElinizdeki &gt;&gt;&gt; her \u015fey bir silah olabilir &lt;&lt;&lt; bir anahtar, bir gazete\u2026<br \/>\nAnahtar ile hi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeden sald\u0131rgan\u0131n do\u011frudan y\u00fcz\u00fcne, gazeteyi an\u0131nda ikiye katlayarak\u2026<br \/>\nBir eliniz ile bir ucuna destek verirken di\u011fer elinizle s\u0131ms\u0131k\u0131 gazeteyi ortadan kavrad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z gibi t\u00fcm g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fczle sald\u0131rgan\u0131n yine y\u00fcz\u00fcne hamle yap\u0131n\u0131z. Erke\u011fin, bacak aras\u0131, t\u00fcm g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fczle tekme\u2026<br \/>\nDiyelim ki yatakta veya ayakta yakaland\u0131n\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nKi bilimsel kan\u0131tlanm\u0131\u015f ger\u00e7ektir\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n tokat atar, nadiren yumruk ki ikisini de YANLI\u015e yapar\u2026<br \/>\nTokad\u0131 parmak u\u00e7lar\u0131yla atar, yumru\u011fu ise yumruktan ba\u015fka her \u015feye benzeyen \u015fekilde!!!<\/p>\n<p>Gelin sizler beni dinleyin, bana g\u00fcvenin\u2026<br \/>\nParmak u\u00e7lar\u0131 ile at\u0131lan tokat en fazla can ac\u0131t\u0131r ne yaz\u0131k ki T\u00fcrk\u00e7e ne denir en ufak bir fikrim yok\u2026<br \/>\nBILMIYORUM\u2026<br \/>\nTarif edebilirim ancak, bilimsel olarak elinize bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda Thenar denilen ba\u015fparmak kaslar\u0131 VE<br \/>\nHypothenar denilen ser\u00e7e parma\u011f\u0131 kaslar\u0131n\u0131n birle\u015fti\u011fi yer, hani avu\u00e7 i\u00e7i diyece\u011fim geliyor ama galiba yanl\u0131\u015f, hani \u015fi\u015f olan, kasl\u0131 yer\u2026<br \/>\nOras\u0131 ile vuracaks\u0131n\u0131z, t\u00fcm g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fczle\u2026<br \/>\nAma nas\u0131l ve nereye?<br \/>\n\u00d6ncelikle kolay olandan ba\u015flayal\u0131m, savunacak hi\u00e7bir \u015feyiniz yoksa, sald\u0131rgan\u0131n bacak aras\u0131na eri\u015femiyorsan\u0131z, do\u011frudan g\u00f6zlerine\u2026<br \/>\nKorkmay\u0131n bir \u2013 iki santim kadar g\u00f6zleri i\u00e7e do\u011fru bast\u0131rabilirsiniz, korkun\u00e7 ac\u0131lar, size ka\u00e7maya f\u0131rsat!<\/p>\n<p>Victory i\u015faretini bilirsiniz, hani parmaklar ile yap\u0131lan V, aynen \u00f6yle, do\u011frudan g\u00f6zlere\u2026<br \/>\nYaz\u0131lacak \u00e7ok \u015fey var ama tarif etmesi \u00e7ok g\u00fc\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\nKulaklar\u2026<br \/>\nAvu\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 biraz \u201cyumarak\u201d t\u00fcm g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fczle, &gt;&gt;&gt; iki elinizle &lt;&lt;&lt;, m\u00fcmk\u00fcnse sald\u0131rgan\u0131n kulaklar\u0131na vurunuz\u2026<br \/>\nSald\u0131rgan\u0131n kulak zarlar\u0131n\u0131n patlamas\u0131 muhtemel, patlamasa bile bir anl\u0131k sersemleme, denge\u2026<br \/>\nKulak tozu, \u00f6rs ve \u00e7eki\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u0131n denge mekanizmas\u0131, sizlere ka\u00e7maya f\u0131rsat, patlarsa ya\u015fad\u0131n\u0131z, vur birde tekmeyi bacak aralar\u0131na &gt;&gt;&gt; bolca &lt;&lt;&lt; vaktin var!<\/p>\n<p>Yine boyun ve Toraks, yani insan g\u00f6\u011fs\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nElinizin kenar\u0131 ile\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6n\u00fcnde duruyorsan\u0131z boyunun sa\u011f\u0131na veya soluna, atardamarlar\u2026<br \/>\nOrtas\u0131 nefes borusu\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u015fekilde arkas\u0131ndaysan\u0131z, ense k\u00f6k\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\nBel kemi\u011fi, omurilik, t\u00fcm g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fczle, t\u00fcm\u2026<br \/>\nNefsi m\u00fcdafaa, korkma!<\/p>\n<p>Bir kad\u0131n olarak Sternum\u2019u k\u0131rman\u0131z biraz g\u00fc\u00e7 olsa bile\u2026<br \/>\nYani g\u00f6\u011f\u00fcs kemi\u011fini oraya at\u0131lan bir yumruk etkisini g\u00f6sterecektir\u2026<br \/>\nDiz kapa\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKaval kemi\u011fi, HANIMLAR savunmas\u0131z de\u011filsiniz, bilirseniz\u2026<br \/>\nVe yine dikkat, dikkat dikkat\u2026<br \/>\nVe \u00f6zen, itina, temkinli olmak\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek han\u0131mlar, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek, olabilecekleri hesaplayabilmek, dikkate almak, \u00f6nlem almak\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6zen han\u0131mlar \u00f6zen, bilgi\u2026<br \/>\nDedi\u011fim gibi daha anlat\u0131lacak \u00e7ok \u015fey var ama tarifi \u00e7ok g\u00fc\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ngilizlerin bir deyimi ile s\u00f6zlerimi sonland\u0131rmak istiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nLooks like shit but save my live!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tabii ki g\u00fcvenlik asla \u00e7ocuk oyunca\u011f\u0131 de\u011fildir\u2026 Deneyim, tecr\u00fcbe meselesi olmakla birlikte rutine\u2026 S\u0131radanla\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131 anda, as\u0131l tehlikenin kendisini i\u00e7inde bar\u0131nd\u0131r\u0131r! Bili\u015fim g\u00fcvenli\u011fine ge\u00e7meden \u00f6nce\u2026 \u0130nsan\u2026 Ve yine \u00f6zellikle kad\u0131n, HANIMLAR S\u00d6Z\u00dcM SIZELERE\u2026 Etraf dolu tehlike! Almanya ba\u015fta olmak \u00fczere\u2026 Haliyle Tayyipistanda da \u00f6yle\u2026 H\u0131rs\u0131zlar kol geziyor, f\u0131rsat bu f\u0131rsat sizler evde yaln\u0131z ve belki &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=973\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBilerek \u00e7ocuk oyunca\u011f\u0131 diye yazd\u0131m AMA\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":995,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions\/995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}