{"id":94599,"date":"2022-04-21T13:57:32","date_gmt":"2022-04-21T13:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=94599"},"modified":"2022-04-21T19:41:44","modified_gmt":"2022-04-21T19:41:44","slug":"94599","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=94599","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7avu\u015fun bilmem nesi \u2013 M. \u00dcnl\u00fc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><em><strong>Cogito, ergo sum<\/strong><br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/www.tagesspiegel.de\/images\/tagesspiegel\/25483266\/2-format6001.jpg?inIsFirst=true\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nDELIRDIM, hani var ya bir \u201ceski\u201d dinci yenilerden zibidi\u2026<br \/>\nOnun program\u0131nda konu\u015fuyor\u2026<br \/>\nM. \u00dcnl\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00fcy\u00fck day\u0131m, var birde en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckleri, ortancas\u0131 aram\u0131zdan ayr\u0131ld\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAllah\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcm \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015flerimizin, bizlerin taksirat\u0131n\u0131 af etsin\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcm \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015flerimizin mek\u00e2n\u0131n\u0131 cennet eylesin\u2026<br \/>\nHEPSINI \u00e7ok severim, birde var bir tizem\u2026<br \/>\nTeyzem, teyzem. Ana yar\u0131s\u0131 derler\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yledir de\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nM. day\u0131m\u0131n yeri bir ba\u015fka, belki ben k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken bizi \u00e7anta gibi HEP yan\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7indir\u2026<br \/>\nOnlar nereye\u2026<br \/>\nBizde onlarla. Rahmetli Metin, day\u0131m\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck o\u011flu\u2026<br \/>\nMelih\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fc\u011f\u00fc, birlikte \u201cb\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u201d \u00e7ok\u2026<br \/>\nAma \u00e7ok an\u0131lar\u0131m vard\u0131r onlarla. Daha ben T\u00fcrkiye\u2019deyken \u00e7ok hastalanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131, bulam\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\nNeyin nesi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok korkuttu bizleri, evvelsi gene \u00e7ok hastalanm\u0131\u015f k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck day\u0131m alm\u0131\u015f a\u011fabeysini Kartala g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. Bilmeyenler i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stanbullun \u201csemtlerinden\u201d hi\u00e7 sevmem. NEDEN ta Kartala g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc bilmiyorum\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cTam\u201d ortaday\u0131z diyebilirim, bir tarafta \u015eile, koskoca devlet hastanesi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6te tarafta\u2026<br \/>\nBo\u015f ver arada kalan yerle\u015fkeleri, \u00dcsk\u00fcdar yani ba\u015f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nGe\u00e7 k\u00f6pr\u00fcy\u00fc, Rumeli\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stemedi\u011fin kadar \u00e7ok hastane!<\/p>\n<p>Yok\u2026<br \/>\nYokkkkkkkkkkkkkk\u2026<br \/>\nBulam\u0131yorlar nedenini, benim gibi\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u015fl\u0131 ba\u015fl\u0131 bir insan, bakmam\u0131\u015flar bile, yollam\u0131\u015flar eve.<\/p>\n<p>Ve \u00e7avu\u015fun bilmem nesi\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015fi benzeri bulunmayan sa\u011fl\u0131k sisteminden bahis ediyor\u2026<br \/>\nHayatlar\u0131 YALAN\u2026<br \/>\nBir onlar ve yapt\u0131klar\u0131 ger\u00e7e\u011fin ta kendisi.<\/p>\n<p>Hani diktiler bir televizyon kulesi, dedim hah k\u0131rk y\u0131l\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda bir fare tutular\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00f6yde\u2026<br \/>\nZaten televizyon, cep mep bir problemdi\u2026<br \/>\nInternet\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eaht\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eahbaz oldu benim gibi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yak\u0131\u015fmaz bana, YAZMALIYIM ALMANCA\u2026<br \/>\nKimsenin arkas\u0131ndan konu\u015fmam\u2026<br \/>\nYazaca\u011f\u0131mda zaten daha\u2026<br \/>\nBIRAZ\u2026<br \/>\nGelebilirsem kendime. Ora \u00f6yle, bura \u00e7ok mu farkl\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>Korona BOKU\u2026<br \/>\n400 Trilyon dolar deniyor, 400 Trilyon\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnya \u00e7ap\u0131nda bor\u00e7lanma\u2026<br \/>\nGreta BENZERI\u2026<br \/>\nBulmu\u015flar bir pi\u00e7i allay\u0131p \u2013 pullay\u0131p \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131lar insanlar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsanlar \u00d6L\u00dcYOR\u2026<br \/>\n20 milyon insan\u0131n a\u00e7l\u0131kla kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ya kalmas\u0131 bekleniyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse, neyse\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle bir kusaca\u011f\u0131m ki i\u00e7imdeki zehri\u2026<br \/>\nGelsin vakti\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder \u00f6lmez kal\u0131rsa ayakta\u2026<br \/>\nSeyir eyle olacaklar\u0131.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Yazmazsam patlayaca\u011f\u0131m, kuduraca\u011f\u0131m ya kuduraca\u011f\u0131m<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Telgraf \u015feklinde;<br \/>\nOsmanl\u0131 torunu Hindistan\u2019da\u2026<br \/>\nOluyor birka\u00e7 ay, a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131lar: \u201cYeni stratejimiz, yerel g\u00fc\u00e7lerin \u00e7at\u0131\u015fmalarda kullan\u0131lmas\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nHATIRLA, anlatt\u0131m uzay\u0131, uzay kanunu falan, uzayda \u201cpar\u00e7a kirlili\u011fini\u201d<br \/>\n\u00c7ok oluyor \u00e7ok\u2026<br \/>\nYazal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nO PEZEVENK ve \u201cSava\u015f\u0131 istiyorlar a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nG\u00fcnayd\u0131n Kas\u0131mpa\u015fa ay\u0131s\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Lep demeden leblebiyi ulan, lep demeden leblebiyi.<\/p>\n<p>Bug\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nE. Musk yine kazanc\u0131n\u0131 katlad\u0131. CIA\u2019ye \u201cyasal kazan\u00e7?\u201d<br \/>\nNe gibi a\u00e7\u0131klama yap\u0131yorlar g\u00fcnlerden beri?<br \/>\n\u201cSava\u015f\u0131n maliyetini artt\u0131rmal\u0131y\u0131z\u201d<br \/>\nEVET\u2026<br \/>\nMaddi ve manevi, nakden Rusya\u2019y\u0131 bitirmeliler\u2026<br \/>\nUzay ha, d\u00fcnya yetmedi uzay\u0131 s\u00f6m\u00fcrmeyi kafaya koydular\u2026<br \/>\nHATIRLA\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cMedeniyetler Sava\u015f\u0131\u201d denilen kurguyu. Hristiyan ve M\u00fcsl\u00fcmanlar\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ya getirmeyi\u2026<br \/>\nBir istihbaratt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAra\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck bir ihtimal AMA olabilir mi?<br \/>\nBILMIYORUM, kafam basmad\u0131 ama bir ihtimal\u2026<br \/>\nKatolikler ile Ortodokslar\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ya getirmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015facaklarm\u0131\u015f Ukrayna\u2019da\u2026<br \/>\nOrtodoksinin bile tan\u0131m\u0131n\u0131, tarifini yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m sizler i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\nUNUTMA\u2026<br \/>\nRuslar\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck bir b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc Ortodoks. Bu olas\u0131l\u0131k Vatkan\u0131n bir noktaya kadar suskunlu\u011funu a\u00e7\u0131klar. TAM Almanca \u00f6n haz\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yap\u0131yordum bu kurgunun telefon geldi\u2026<br \/>\nHani \u201cseni ben bile\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nPeki t\u00fcm bu \u201coyuna, tiyatroya\u201d ne gerek var?<\/p>\n<p>Rus \u2013 \u00c7in ortakl\u0131\u011f\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Ve dedi\u011fim gibi Boris Hindistan\u2019da, sanki\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lk meyvesini de alm\u0131\u015f gibi. Neden Hindistan \u00f6nemli?<br \/>\nUZAY\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcn gelir anlat\u0131r\u0131m ayr\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131yla, telgraf dedim ya\u2026<br \/>\nANLAYAMIYORUM\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7in bunu nas\u0131l g\u00f6rm\u00fcyor, Rus\u2019tan sonra s\u0131ra onlarda!?<\/p>\n<p>XE\u2026<br \/>\nIlk a\u015famas\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Ulan orospuLAR\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00d6R\u00dcYORUM SIZI!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cogito, ergo sum D\u00fcn\u2026 DELIRDIM, hani var ya bir \u201ceski\u201d dinci yenilerden zibidi\u2026 Onun program\u0131nda konu\u015fuyor\u2026 M. \u00dcnl\u00fc\u2026 B\u00fcy\u00fck day\u0131m, var birde en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckleri, ortancas\u0131 aram\u0131zdan ayr\u0131ld\u0131\u2026 Allah\u2026 T\u00fcm \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015flerimizin, bizlerin taksirat\u0131n\u0131 af etsin\u2026 T\u00fcm \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015flerimizin mek\u00e2n\u0131n\u0131 cennet eylesin\u2026 HEPSINI \u00e7ok severim, birde var bir tizem\u2026 Teyzem, teyzem. Ana yar\u0131s\u0131 derler\u2026 \u00d6yledir de\u2026 Ama\u2026 M. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=94599\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u00c7avu\u015fun bilmem nesi \u2013 M. \u00dcnl\u00fc\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94599"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94599"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94607,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94599\/revisions\/94607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}