{"id":92402,"date":"2022-03-24T14:20:12","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T14:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=92402"},"modified":"2022-03-24T16:12:05","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T16:12:05","slug":"92402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=92402","title":{"rendered":"Y\u00fcz de\u011fil, bin de\u011fil\u2026 Milyon YETMEZ milyar gerekli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cogito, ergo sum<\/strong><br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/www.tagesspiegel.de\/images\/tagesspiegel\/25483266\/2-format6001.jpg?inIsFirst=true\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Erkek demeye, milyar \u015fahit gerekir.<\/p>\n<p>Millet de\u011fil, O\u2026<br \/>\nBu\u2026<br \/>\nBen kendi kendimin a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc sikeyim\u2026<br \/>\nGeberemedim.<\/p>\n<p>Eskiden 20 Mark\u2019t\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nLastikleri de\u011fi\u015ftirmek\u2026<br \/>\nParan\u0131n oldu\u011fu oluyordu\u2026<br \/>\nOlmad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nGel zaman git zaman oldu lastik de\u011fi\u015ftirmek 20 Euro\u2026<br \/>\n25\u2026<br \/>\nEn son de\u011fi\u015ftirdi\u011fimde, k\u0131\u015fa girenken olmu\u015f 30.<\/p>\n<p>HALA \u00d6YLE\u2026<br \/>\nParan\u0131n oldu\u011fu oluyordu\u2026<br \/>\nOlmad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nMecbur KALDIM, hi\u00e7 halim yoktu\u2026<br \/>\nYOK\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fc\u00e7 kuvvet, araban\u0131n k\u0131\u015fl\u0131k lastikleri 1000 Euro civar\u0131nda, mecburum de\u011fi\u015ftirmeye\u2026<br \/>\nVe evet\u2026<br \/>\nHALA \u00d6YLE\u2026<br \/>\nParan\u0131n oldu\u011fu oluyordu\u2026<br \/>\nOlmad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDedim 30\u2026<br \/>\nBelki 40 civar\u0131nda onlara verece\u011fime, kendim de\u011fi\u015ftireyim\u2026<br \/>\nMazot alay\u0131m yerine\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcm haz\u0131rl\u0131klar tamam, araba kalkm\u0131\u015f havaya\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6n soldan ba\u015flad\u0131m, lastik k\u0131p\u0131rdam\u0131yor yerinden\u2026<br \/>\nEvlat evde, evden \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nArada \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor uzak uzak gidiyor m\u00fc\u015fteriler ile konu\u015fmaya\u2026<br \/>\nPas tutmu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nPas \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcc\u00fc falan, b\u0131rak beni\u2026<br \/>\nEvlad\u0131n g\u00fcc\u00fc yetmedi, tosunumun\u2026<br \/>\nYETMEDI\u2026<br \/>\nMecburen gidece\u011fim lastik\u00e7iye\u2026<br \/>\nAkacak kan\u2026<br \/>\nDamarda durmazm\u0131\u015f ya\u2026<br \/>\nO misal.<\/p>\n<p>Ba\u015f\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nTahmin edebilece\u011finizin \u00e7ok \u00f6tesinde\u2026<br \/>\nBelada\u2026<br \/>\nOfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff\u2026<br \/>\nBir bilseniz kimlerle kimlerele!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ba\u015f\u0131m Belada\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UJ6mSiS4L6s?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Da\u011flar\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderi bekler!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Ulan YARIM g\u00f6t\u2026<br \/>\nOtur oturdu\u011fun yerde!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>KILIMI k\u0131p\u0131rdat\u0131rsam\u2026<br \/>\nUluslararas\u0131 meseleler, offffffffffffffffff\u2026<br \/>\nNe istihbar\u0131 bilgiler, maalesef Almanca\u2026<br \/>\nVe s\u00f6z verdim, pazar\u0131 pazartesiye ba\u011flayan gece\u2026<br \/>\n00\u2019dan sonra, duruma ba\u011fl\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Zelenski FALANNN\u2026<br \/>\nFalan, filan!<\/p>\n<p>Her madalyonun var IKI Y\u00dcZ\u00dc\u2026<br \/>\n&#8222;Bizim&#8220; OROSPU\u2026<br \/>\nOfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/240322-400.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/240322-400.JPG\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Biliyor musunuz?<br \/>\nAlmanlar\u0131 biraz daha farkl\u0131 sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, daha \u201ck\u00fclt\u00fcrl\u00fc, ak\u0131ll\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nS\u0131\u011f\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnyan\u0131n her yerinde s\u0131\u011f\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nHele o deli DANALAR yok mu, gen\u00e7 olacaklar\u2026<br \/>\nBen onlar\u0131n ya\u015f\u0131nda d\u00fcnyan\u0131n bir taraf\u0131na parmak at\u0131yordum\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nNe fayda!?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Merak etti\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nFrans\u0131z\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nNeresine NE SOKTUM?<br \/>\nAlmanca yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan beri\u2026<br \/>\nPi\u015fmi\u015f tavu\u011fun ba\u015f\u0131na gelmeyenler\u2026<br \/>\nAcaba\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ngilizceye ba\u015flasam m\u0131?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cogito, ergo sum Erkek demeye, milyar \u015fahit gerekir. Millet de\u011fil, O\u2026 Bu\u2026 Ben kendi kendimin a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc sikeyim\u2026 Geberemedim. Eskiden 20 Mark\u2019t\u0131\u2026 Lastikleri de\u011fi\u015ftirmek\u2026 Paran\u0131n oldu\u011fu oluyordu\u2026 Olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026 Gel zaman git zaman oldu lastik de\u011fi\u015ftirmek 20 Euro\u2026 25\u2026 En son de\u011fi\u015ftirdi\u011fimde, k\u0131\u015fa girenken olmu\u015f 30. HALA \u00d6YLE\u2026 Paran\u0131n oldu\u011fu oluyordu\u2026 Olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026 Mecbur KALDIM, hi\u00e7 halim &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=92402\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eY\u00fcz de\u011fil, bin de\u011fil\u2026 Milyon YETMEZ milyar gerekli\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92402"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92402"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92416,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92402\/revisions\/92416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}