{"id":85799,"date":"2022-01-28T13:48:38","date_gmt":"2022-01-28T13:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=85799"},"modified":"2022-01-28T14:26:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T14:26:13","slug":"muuu-ne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=85799","title":{"rendered":"Muuu NE?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Evettt…
\nBir Hummer…
\nAma bu ne?
\nEVET 35 Euro ile ilgili…
\nAMAAA!<\/p>\n

Eskiden\u2026
\nBildi\u011fim bir, iki pezevenk vard\u0131\u2026
\nYok, kelimenin ger\u00e7ek anlam\u0131yla pezevenk\u2026
\nKad\u0131n satan\u2026
\nYa uzaktan uzaktan\u2026
\nNe i\u015fim olur benim pezevenkler ile?<\/p>\n

SOK\u2026
\n\u00c7\u0131kar\u2026
\nNeticede\u2026
\nHEPSI BIR BE!<\/p>\n

Benzerdi arabalar\u0131\u2026
\nBENZER!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r Audi\u2026
\nBiraz BMW biraz Mercedes\u2026
\nBu y\u00fczden sever, kullan\u0131r\u0131m\u2026
\nGen\u00e7ken bile SEVMEZDIM BMW\u2019yi\u2026
\nMercedes\u2026
\nEh\u2026
\nYANI ama spor taraf\u0131 eksikti, eksik olmayanLAR\u2026
\n\u00d6ndere \u00e7ok uzakt\u0131.<\/p>\n

Yokkkk\u2026
\nPara ile kad\u0131n denilen varl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u2026
\nNe bedeni\u2026
\nNe s\u0131cakl\u0131\u011f\u0131, erkeklik midir bu?
\nYat\u0131ramazsan\u2026
\nHatunu s\u0131rt \u00fcst\u00fc G\u00d6N\u00dcLL\u00dc!?<\/p>\n

Taaaa ba\u015flarda\u2026
\nREZIL oldum T\u00dcM AILEYE\u2026
\n\ud83d\ude42
\nBIR KERE.<\/p>\n

Akl\u0131ma geldi gene\u2026
\nKaraK\u00d6Y maceram\u2026
\nAhhhhhhhhh gen\u00e7lik\u2026
\nCallgirl\u2026
\nYok karde\u015fim kad\u0131n de\u011fil\u2026
\nBirer HURI\u2026
\nCennetten \u00e7\u0131kma melek sanki\u2026
\nK\u0131yamazs\u0131n\u2026
\nB\u0131rak dokunmay\u0131, BAKMAYA!<\/p>\n

Stuttgart…
\nTa buralardan oralara…
\nFan fini fin fon…
\n\ud83d\ude09
\nYapmaya, ANCAK O bile SINRLI…
\nYokkkk\u2026
\nPara ile kad\u0131n denilen varl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u2026
\nNe bedeni\u2026
\nNe s\u0131cakl\u0131\u011f\u0131, erkeklik midir bu?
\nYat\u0131ramazsan\u2026
\nHatunu s\u0131rt \u00fcst\u00fc G\u00d6N\u00dcLL\u00dc!?<\/p>\n

Araban\u0131n lambas\u0131 bozuldu\u2026
\nALT TARAFI BIR LAMBA YA\u2026
\nBir lamba\u2026
\nYok, benim yapabilece\u011fim bir \u015fey yok. Bir lambay\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftiremiyorum\u2026
\nDe\u011fi\u015ftireMIYORSUN<\/strong>\u2026
\nMecbursun tamirciye gitmeye, t\u00fcm lamba (far, far) s\u00f6k\u00fclecek\u2026
\nS\u00d6KT\u00dcM\u2026
\nYerinden \u00e7\u0131km\u0131yor\u2026
\nMECBURSUN tamirciye gitmeye.<\/p>\n

\u00c7\u00f6p diyor arkada\u015f\u2026
\n\u00c7\u00f6p\u2026
\nNe bak\u0131yorsun g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcye?<\/p>\n

G\u00d6R ger\u00e7ekleri\u2026
\nYok Audi i\u00e7in demedi\u2026
\nG\u00f6r\u2026
\nBak perde arkas\u0131na, \u00e7\u00f6p diyor\u2026
\n\u00c7\u00f6p.<\/p>\n

Uzun etmeyelim, bakt\u0131m tabii nas\u0131l de\u011fi\u015ftirecek lambay\u0131\u2026
\nEVET\u2026
\nAyni vidalar\u0131 s\u00f6kt\u00fc\u2026
\nAaa bak bunu KIRK SENE d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsem akl\u0131ma gelmezdi\u2026
\nE\u011fildi\u2026
\n\u00d6nder e\u011filecek ha\u2026
\n\u00d6N TEKERLEGIN ARKASINDAN s\u00f6kt\u00fc kapa\u011f\u0131\u2026
\nBir vida daha\u2026
\nTak T\u00dcM FAR d\u0131\u015far\u0131da, a\u011fabey git bu lambay\u0131 al dedi\u2026
\n\u00d6ZEL\u2026
\n25 Euro\u2026
\nDe\u011fi\u015ftirdi lambay\u0131, a\u011fabeyimden ne isteyim \u015fimdi diye sordu\u2026
\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc g\u00f6nl\u00fcnden ne ge\u00e7iyorsa ver dedi\u2026
\nO\u011flum\u2026
\nBilirsin beni, \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m 10 Euro verdim\u2026
\nBeni iki defa aya\u011f\u0131na getirmeyecektin (\u00f6\u011fleden evvel girmi\u015ftim, saat on \u00fc\u00e7te gel demi\u015fti).<\/p>\n

HAKKI\u2026
\nEn az 20 Euro\u2019ydu, en az. Gelelim pezevenklerin arabalar\u0131na\u2026
\nBATI teknolojisine\u2026
\nAL TARAFI BIR LAMABA, g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc seveyim Ruslar\u0131n\u2026
\nTeknolojisine, G\u00dcVENIRLIGINE\u2026
\nBir noktaya kadar BATINDAN kat be kat \u00fcst\u00fcn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Evettt… Bir Hummer… Ama bu ne? EVET 35 Euro ile ilgili… AMAAA! Eskiden\u2026 Bildi\u011fim bir, iki pezevenk vard\u0131\u2026 Yok, kelimenin ger\u00e7ek anlam\u0131yla pezevenk\u2026 Kad\u0131n satan\u2026 Ya uzaktan uzaktan\u2026 Ne i\u015fim olur benim pezevenkler ile? SOK\u2026 \u00c7\u0131kar\u2026 Neticede\u2026 HEPSI BIR BE! Benzerdi arabalar\u0131\u2026 BENZER! Anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r Audi\u2026 Biraz BMW biraz Mercedes\u2026 Bu y\u00fczden sever, kullan\u0131r\u0131m\u2026 Gen\u00e7ken bile … <\/p>\n

\u201eMuuu NE?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85799"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85799"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85816,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85799\/revisions\/85816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}