{"id":8350,"date":"2018-04-15T08:22:09","date_gmt":"2018-04-15T08:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=8350"},"modified":"2018-04-15T08:22:09","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T08:22:09","slug":"ben-bu-kadini-yatirip-kor-bicakla-kitir-kitir-dograyacagim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=8350","title":{"rendered":"Ben bu kad\u0131n\u0131 yat\u0131r\u0131p k\u00f6r b\u0131\u00e7akla k\u0131t\u0131r k\u0131t\u0131r do\u011frayaca\u011f\u0131m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ne olmu\u015ftu?<br \/>\nMalum, hafta sonu\u2026<br \/>\nAl\u0131\u015fveri\u015f g\u00fcn\u00fc, sordum eve ne laz\u0131m?<br \/>\nSoruma soruyla cevap verdi: \u201cCan\u0131n ne istiyor?\u201d<br \/>\nDOLMA yani sarma\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Biberi kime verirse versin, hele T\u00fcrk biberini\u2026<br \/>\nPatl\u0131can olabilir yani\u2026<br \/>\nSo\u011fana hay\u0131r demem, Arnavutbiberine\u2026<br \/>\nAnnem bu sabah \u201cO\u011flum bu ne uykusu? Korktum \u00f6ld\u00fcn diye. Gelip nefes al\u0131p almad\u0131\u011f\u0131na bakacakt\u0131m!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yok be anne, sabah saat iki gibi uyand\u0131m, en son saate bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda alt\u0131 bu\u00e7uktu\u2026<br \/>\nUyuyup kalm\u0131\u015f\u0131m, uyand\u0131\u011f\u0131mda saat tam sekizdi. D\u00fcn eve geldi\u011fimde dokuz gibi uyuya kalm\u0131\u015f olmal\u0131y\u0131m, on gibi ring, ring, ring\u2026<br \/>\nR\u00fcya m\u0131 ger\u00e7ek mi?<br \/>\nG\u00f6zlerimi a\u00e7t\u0131m ger\u00e7ekmi\u015f, cep \u00e7al\u0131yor bakt\u0131m O\u2026<br \/>\nYeti\u015femedim, uyku sersemi canim konu\u015fmak istemedi. Vurdum kafay\u0131 uyudum\u2026<br \/>\nBir saat kadar daha bekleyip arayaca\u011f\u0131m kendisini, bug\u00fcn pazar. Hayra alamet de\u011fildir O beni arad\u0131 mi ya teknik bir sorunu var veya (\u2026!!!)<br \/>\nHani \u201cseni ben bile kurtaramam\u201d O!<\/p>\n<p>Sard\u0131 lahanalar\u0131, doldurdu dolmalar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir karnim ac\u0131kt\u0131, \u00e7i\u011f \u2013 \u00e7i\u011f a\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m bir \u2013 iki\u2026<br \/>\nYEMINLE\u2026<br \/>\nBir bu\u00e7uk tabak sarma yedim, doydum. Nas\u0131lsa tencere dolu(!)<br \/>\nKad\u0131na bak ya\u2026<br \/>\nGittim, huyumdur, annemin odas\u0131na mutfaktan ge\u00e7erim, bizim ev tam bir labirent\u2026<br \/>\nBilindi\u011fi \u00fczere her yol \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor Roma\u2019ya! Bir, iki dolma atarim a\u011fz\u0131ma&#8230;<br \/>\nDolmalar (sarma) kay\u0131p\u2026<br \/>\nDedim her halde yiyip bitirdiler, \u015fans\u0131na k\u00fcs!<\/p>\n<p>Bu sabah\u2026<br \/>\nKoca tencere sarmay\u0131 o\u011fluna yolluyor, birka\u00e7 tane bana ay\u0131r dedim\u2026<br \/>\nAy\u0131rmam dedi, sen d\u00fcn yedin\u2026<br \/>\nYa bir bu\u00e7uk tabak\u2026<br \/>\nYok kad\u0131n Nuh diyor peygamber demiyor!<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nSEN SEN OL\u2026<br \/>\nEvlat daha k\u0131ymetli ama kocan\u0131 da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn, insafs\u0131zl\u0131k yapma!<\/p>\n<p>Asl\u0131ndaaa\u2026<br \/>\nVar ya\u2026<br \/>\nBen g\u00f6t\u00fcrece\u011fim nas\u0131lsa, \u015feytan diyor g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrken otur ye t\u00fcm sarmalar\u0131 ders olsun Ona\u2026<br \/>\nEvlat iste, \u015fi\u015fko pezevengime k\u0131yam\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nYoksa HAK ONA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne olmu\u015ftu? Malum, hafta sonu\u2026 Al\u0131\u015fveri\u015f g\u00fcn\u00fc, sordum eve ne laz\u0131m? Soruma soruyla cevap verdi: \u201cCan\u0131n ne istiyor?\u201d DOLMA yani sarma\u2026 &#x1f60a; Biberi kime verirse versin, hele T\u00fcrk biberini\u2026 Patl\u0131can olabilir yani\u2026 So\u011fana hay\u0131r demem, Arnavutbiberine\u2026 Annem bu sabah \u201cO\u011flum bu ne uykusu? Korktum \u00f6ld\u00fcn diye. Gelip nefes al\u0131p almad\u0131\u011f\u0131na bakacakt\u0131m!\u201d Yok be anne, sabah &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=8350\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBen bu kad\u0131n\u0131 yat\u0131r\u0131p k\u00f6r b\u0131\u00e7akla k\u0131t\u0131r k\u0131t\u0131r do\u011frayaca\u011f\u0131m\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8351,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8350\/revisions\/8351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}