{"id":83331,"date":"2021-11-06T08:56:58","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T08:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=83331"},"modified":"2021-11-06T09:14:59","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T09:14:59","slug":"sor-kendine-neden-diye-bicak-musta-falan-neden-tasir-gencecik-bir-insan-boeyle-seyleri-yaninda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=83331","title":{"rendered":"Sor kendine NEDEN diye. B\u0131\u00e7ak, mu\u015fta falan NEDEN ta\u015f\u0131r gencecik bir insan b\u00f6yle \u015feyleri yan\u0131nda?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sadece erkekler mi?<br \/>\nOfff\u2026<br \/>\nKa\u00e7 tane k\u0131z\u0131n cebinde, elinde g\u00f6rd\u00fcm kesici ve delici alet.<\/p>\n<p>Anlatay\u0131m sana nedenini\u2026<br \/>\nGe\u00e7elim T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ge\u00e7irdi\u011fim g\u00fcnleri, sa\u011f \u2013 sol meselesini\u2026<br \/>\nDelikanl\u0131l\u0131k zaman\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nDisko misko, okul vesaire\u2026<br \/>\nArkada\u015f \u201cherkesin cebinde\u201d var bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\nEhliyeti ald\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131zlar\u2026<br \/>\nYok cebimde gezdirmedim b\u0131\u00e7ak\u2026<br \/>\nArabada levye mevye\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nBagajda adam ak\u0131ll\u0131 bir sopa. Z\u0131rt oraya\u2026<br \/>\nP\u0131rt buraya, devaml\u0131 yollarda, yan\u0131mda hatun matun\u2026<br \/>\nAvrupa kazan ben kep\u00e7e.<\/p>\n<p>Atam s\u00f6z\u00fcd\u00fcr:<br \/>\n\u201cElin yumru\u011funu yemeyen kendi yumru\u011funu balyoz san\u0131r\u201d<br \/>\nRahmetli\u2026<br \/>\nKavgas\u0131 d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015f\u00fc eksik etmezdi\u2026<br \/>\nAz \u201cac\u0131 paras\u0131 \u00f6denmedi\u201d<br \/>\nAlman kanunlar\u0131, dayak atan dayak yiyene \u00f6demek zorunda\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse\u2026<br \/>\nKu\u015f yuvada g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc yapar meselesi\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u00d6ZENTI, eee erkek olmak kolay m\u0131, \u00e7ocuk ya\u015ftan beri elinde tahtadan da olsa\u2026<br \/>\nPlastikten\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131\u00e7ak, k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7, tabanca\u2026<br \/>\n(Bug\u00fcnlerde \u00d6ZELLIKLE \u015fiddeti ABARTILI oyunlar vesaire)<br \/>\nG\u00fcven duygusu alt\u00fcst ola\u2026<br \/>\nKendini koruma gere\u011fi, nefsi m\u00fcdafaa\u2026<br \/>\nEee\u2026<br \/>\nYan\u0131nda hatun, nefsine yedirebilir misin yan\u0131nda dayak yemeyi?<br \/>\n\u201cHerkesin de\u201d cebinde bir \u015feyler olunca!?<br \/>\n\u201cMecburi\u201d istikamet yani(!)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHerif otuzuna girdi\u201d<br \/>\nDaha YENI, ge\u00e7enlerde \u00f6\u011frettim tabanca tutmay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNelere dikkat etmesi gerekti\u011fini\u2026<br \/>\nBak DayDay, DaDa\u2026<br \/>\nBakt\u0131m, istedim temel bilgiyi aktarmay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYOK\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kisinde bu tarakta bezi.<\/p>\n<p>Demem O ki\u2026<br \/>\nNas\u0131l ki insan insandan beslenir\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7evren\u2026<br \/>\nHayat \u2013 ya\u015fam ko\u015fullar\u0131n seni \u015fekillendirir!<\/p>\n<p>A\u011fa\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u015fken e\u011filir!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn ZORLA gittim, uyu\u015fturucu yetmedi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcst\u00fcne Novalgin\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u2026<br \/>\nDurup dururken kapt\u0131rmayal\u0131m ruhsat\u0131 meselesi\u2026<br \/>\nZaten \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f ad\u0131m dokuza\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nmez sekize, dedim ya\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131n esiri!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/2021_11_06 09_51 Office Lens.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/2021_11_06 09_51 Office Lens.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Dikkatinizi \u00e7ekerim milimetre fark\u0131 ile yan yana at\u0131\u015flar\u0131. Dedi\u011fim gibi her at\u0131\u015f aras\u0131 ge\u00e7iyor 1, 2 saniye<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BEYIN\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lle reflekslerin, al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne ge\u00e7meli\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya d\u00fcn bir bug\u00fcn iki.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Teti\u011fi do\u011fru \u00e7ekmeli\u2026<br \/>\nEl \u201cmakineli\u201d<br \/>\n35 toplamda, do\u011fru sayd\u0131ysam\u2026<br \/>\nSekizi \u0131ska\u2026<br \/>\nDokuzu hedefte\u2026<br \/>\nYediyi, sekizi sayma\u2026<br \/>\nYorulduk\u00e7a!!!<\/p>\n<p>Matematiksel\u2026<br \/>\nAt\u0131\u015flar\u0131n %77,14\u2019\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nHedefte\u2026<br \/>\nOLACAK, emin ol bundan %90\u2026<br \/>\nBir, iki daha. Beyin al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131n \u00d6N\u00dcNE ge\u00e7ecek\u2026<br \/>\nNeticede elimde SADECE bir Glock var\u2026<br \/>\nVe Glock tabancalar\u0131n Kalaschnikow\u2019u desem\u2026<br \/>\nBELKI\u2026<br \/>\nAnlars\u0131n beni?<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcvenli AMA\u2026<br \/>\nAt\u0131\u015flar kesin de\u011fil (Almanca pr\u00e4zise)<br \/>\nYok T\u00fcrk\u00e7e kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nTANIMLAYICISI!<\/p>\n<p>Dilimiz\u2026<br \/>\nHep ele\u015ftirdi\u011fim durum\u2026<br \/>\nGoal = gol\u2026<br \/>\nFootball = fotbol gibi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadece erkekler mi? Offf\u2026 Ka\u00e7 tane k\u0131z\u0131n cebinde, elinde g\u00f6rd\u00fcm kesici ve delici alet. Anlatay\u0131m sana nedenini\u2026 Ge\u00e7elim T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ge\u00e7irdi\u011fim g\u00fcnleri, sa\u011f \u2013 sol meselesini\u2026 Delikanl\u0131l\u0131k zaman\u0131m\u2026 Disko misko, okul vesaire\u2026 Arkada\u015f \u201cherkesin cebinde\u201d var bir \u015feyler\u2026 Ehliyeti ald\u0131m\u2026 K\u0131zlar\u2026 Yok cebimde gezdirmedim b\u0131\u00e7ak\u2026 Arabada levye mevye\u2026 Ama\u2026 Bagajda adam ak\u0131ll\u0131 bir sopa. Z\u0131rt oraya\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=83331\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eSor kendine NEDEN diye. B\u0131\u00e7ak, mu\u015fta falan NEDEN ta\u015f\u0131r gencecik bir insan b\u00f6yle \u015feyleri yan\u0131nda?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83331"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83336,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83331\/revisions\/83336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}