{"id":7795,"date":"2018-03-28T12:02:03","date_gmt":"2018-03-28T12:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7795"},"modified":"2018-03-28T12:20:30","modified_gmt":"2018-03-28T12:20:30","slug":"benim-dadammm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7795","title":{"rendered":"Benim Dada\u2019mmm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n ye\u011feni\u2026<br \/>\nTelefon ettim, karde\u015f \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, dedim yolla ikisini de\u2026<br \/>\nDedi \u201cHilinin arkada\u015f\u0131 yan\u0131nda onu da yollayay\u0131m mi?<br \/>\nSordum Alman m\u0131?<br \/>\n\u201cEvet\u201d dedi, yok dedim. Bak i\u015fte yolla!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ben ay\u0131rmam\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131zsa k\u0131z, BILECEK\u2026<br \/>\nHele erkek!?<\/p>\n<p>Almana, \u00e7ocuk yeti\u015ftiren Almana silah de\u2026<br \/>\nSana deli g\u00f6z\u00fcyle bakarlar, hepsi mi? Yok, \u00e7o\u011fu\u2026<br \/>\nHalbuki at\u0131c\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n bir\u00e7ok var yarar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nErkek \u00e7ocu\u011fu bu, eline bebek verip de mi yeti\u015ftirece\u011fiz?<br \/>\n\u00d6\u011frenmeyecek mi koydu mu yumru\u011fu, g.t \u00fcst\u00fc oturtmay\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>\u0130leride\u2026<br \/>\nAllah g\u00f6stermesin, kalsa darda, yan\u0131nda kad\u0131n, \u00e7ocuk, ihtiyar kendini, yan\u0131ndakilerini savunmay\u0131?<br \/>\nK\u0131z \u00e7ocu\u011fu diye bilmeyecek mi silah emniyet sitemlerini, nas\u0131l tutulur, nas\u0131l ate\u015f edilir\u2026<br \/>\nBilmeyecek mi neye, nelere dikkat etmesi gerekti\u011fini?<\/p>\n<p>Dada geldi\u2026<br \/>\nYEMINLE\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lk defa, ilk\u2026<br \/>\nTam hedef, ondan, bir iki daha at\u0131\u015f dokuz, on\u2026<br \/>\nOndan sonra yemeye ba\u015flad\u0131 AMA ESASLI ense k\u00f6k\u00fcne tokatlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBeyaz \u00fczeri pek belli olmuyor, \u00fc\u00e7, \u00fc\u00e7 bu\u00e7uk, be\u015f, alt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNeden mi yedi ensesine tokatlar\u0131?<br \/>\n\u00c7OK \u00d6NEMLI\u2026<br \/>\nDaha silah\u0131 vermeden eline \u00f6\u011frettiklerimi dikkate almad\u0131, dedim ya \u00c7OK \u00d6NEMLI!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ve CEZA akabinde verilmeli\u2026<br \/>\nMetin\u2026<br \/>\nYok, benim sar\u0131 pipi de\u011fil. O da sar\u0131\u015f\u0131nd\u0131 rahmetli, b\u00fcy\u00fck day\u0131m\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck o\u011flu\u2026<br \/>\nZ\u0131pk\u0131n gibi bir delikanl\u0131yd\u0131, yeminle bir fizi\u011fi vard\u0131 salt paz\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBen onun yan\u0131nda patates\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok g\u00fczel g\u00fcnlerimiz oldu onunla. Avc\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir g\u00fcn geldi en \u00f6nemli kural\u0131 dikkate almad\u0131!!!<\/p>\n<p>Bana g\u00f6re hala \u015f\u00fcpheli vard\u0131 yan\u0131nda kendinden k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u00e7ocuk\u2026<br \/>\nBilmiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nDay\u0131m hi\u00e7bir zaman s\u00f6ylemedi, anlatmad\u0131 nas\u0131l oldu. Kimseye\u2026<br \/>\nKimse bilmiyor ger\u00e7e\u011fi!<\/p>\n<p>Birinci kural, en \u00f6nemlisi\u2026<br \/>\nNamlu her zaman, her \u015fart alt\u0131nda yere g\u00f6stermeli\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kinci kural, asl\u0131nda bir bu\u00e7uk demeli\u2026<br \/>\nAte\u015f etmeyeceksen, parmak ASLA tetik \u00fczerinde olmayacak. T\u00fcrk\u00e7esini bilmiyorum, hani teti\u011fin \u00e7er\u00e7evesi diyelim, parmak o \u00e7er\u00e7eve \u00fczerinde HAZIR olacak. \u00d6zellikle \u00e7at\u0131\u015fma ihtimali varsa\u2026<br \/>\nKAZA KUR\u015eUNU!!!<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6ld\u00fcrmek, vurmak niyetinde de\u011filsen\u2026<br \/>\nAsla ne insan ne canl\u0131 \u00fczerine g\u00f6stermeyecek namlu!<\/p>\n<p>\u00dc\u00e7 kural\u0131nda \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn\u00fc ihlal etti\u2026<br \/>\nHele en sonunda UZI\u2019yi kald\u0131r\u0131rken namlu kendi y\u00fcz\u00fcne do\u011fru g\u00f6sterdi\u2026<br \/>\nAma \u00f6yle esasl\u0131 bir tokat yedi ki\u2026<br \/>\nUNUTMAZ\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6m\u00fcr boyu!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/Emi.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n ye\u011feni\u2026 Telefon ettim, karde\u015f \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, dedim yolla ikisini de\u2026 Dedi \u201cHilinin arkada\u015f\u0131 yan\u0131nda onu da yollayay\u0131m mi? Sordum Alman m\u0131? \u201cEvet\u201d dedi, yok dedim. Bak i\u015fte yolla!!! Ben ay\u0131rmam\u2026 K\u0131zsa k\u0131z, BILECEK\u2026 Hele erkek!? Almana, \u00e7ocuk yeti\u015ftiren Almana silah de\u2026 Sana deli g\u00f6z\u00fcyle bakarlar, hepsi mi? Yok, \u00e7o\u011fu\u2026 Halbuki at\u0131c\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n bir\u00e7ok var yarar\u0131\u2026 Erkek &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7795\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBenim Dada\u2019mmm\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7795"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7795"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7798,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7795\/revisions\/7798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}