{"id":77694,"date":"2021-08-07T08:24:50","date_gmt":"2021-08-07T08:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=77694"},"modified":"2021-08-07T08:28:23","modified_gmt":"2021-08-07T08:28:23","slug":"buster-diyorlar-hatirlatma-asisi-falan-hani-uecuencue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=77694","title":{"rendered":"Buster* diyorlar, hat\u0131rlatma a\u015f\u0131s\u0131 falan. Hani \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130nan\u0131yor musun buna?<br \/>\nTabii ki vir\u00fcslerin anatomisi, de\u011fi\u015fkenli\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nAmaaa\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcst \u00fcste tesad\u00fcfler, \u00fcst \u00fcste gelenler\u2026<br \/>\nBiraz \u00e7ok fazla!<\/p>\n<p>* U\u00e7ak bombalar\u0131na da bu ismi verirler <\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Evlattan telefon geldi\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cGel kahve i\u00e7elim\u201d<br \/>\nUlan pezevenk ben bilmem mi seni?<br \/>\nYok o\u011flum, yar\u0131na geliriz, bah\u00e7e keyfi\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBaba evde bir \u015feyler yap\u0131yorum, yard\u0131m\u0131na ihtiyac\u0131m var\u201d<br \/>\nGelirim bir saate kadar!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn annemle konu\u015fuyorduk, dedi \u201cdedim ona \u00e7\u00f6zerse \u00d6nder \u00e7\u00f6zer. Ara onu\u201d<br \/>\nBILEN BILIR BENI\u2026<br \/>\nYok vallahi billahi kendimi bir bok sand\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nBen HERKESIN elinden tutar, tutabilirim\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nKIMSE benim elimden tutamaz. Ve bu bir ger\u00e7ek\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eahitli, ispatl\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Hadi ben gitti<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130nan\u0131yor musun buna? Tabii ki vir\u00fcslerin anatomisi, de\u011fi\u015fkenli\u011fi\u2026 Amaaa\u2026 \u00dcst \u00fcste tesad\u00fcfler, \u00fcst \u00fcste gelenler\u2026 Biraz \u00e7ok fazla! * U\u00e7ak bombalar\u0131na da bu ismi verirler * Evlattan telefon geldi\u2026 \u201cGel kahve i\u00e7elim\u201d Ulan pezevenk ben bilmem mi seni? Yok o\u011flum, yar\u0131na geliriz, bah\u00e7e keyfi\u2026 \u201cBaba evde bir \u015feyler yap\u0131yorum, yard\u0131m\u0131na ihtiyac\u0131m var\u201d Gelirim bir saate &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=77694\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBuster* diyorlar, hat\u0131rlatma a\u015f\u0131s\u0131 falan. Hani \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77694"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77694"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77696,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77694\/revisions\/77696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}