{"id":7767,"date":"2018-03-27T08:26:30","date_gmt":"2018-03-27T08:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7767"},"modified":"2018-03-27T08:26:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-27T08:26:45","slug":"kafa-zehir-gibi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7767","title":{"rendered":"Kafa zehir gibi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maalesef s\u00fcreklilik arz eden bir durum de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nHani\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya Allah b\u00fcy\u00fck, \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck ve yan\u0131mda\u2026<br \/>\nKoruyup \u2013 kolluyor beni ve sevdiklerimi(!)<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nOradan buradan telefon, kafay\u0131 yememe ramak kald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131 hastane, maddiyat\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6zel sigortal\u0131, devlet memuru. Hem kendisi hem rahmetli e\u015fi, h\u00e2kim\u2026<br \/>\nYarg\u0131\u00e7 yani\u2026<br \/>\nKafa yerinde oldu mu, \u00f6yle a\u011fz\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k ayran budalas\u0131 gibi dinle kad\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKendisi bankac\u0131, b\u0131rak \u00fc\u00e7 dili kusursuz bilmesini bir yana hayat tecr\u00fcbesi\u2026<br \/>\nDeneyimi\u2026<br \/>\nKendi ba\u015f\u0131na ciltler doldurur. Tam\u2026<br \/>\nBenim ihtiyac\u0131m olan. Gittim eksik bilgileri tamamlad\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fhekim bak\u0131m\u0131, hakk\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Sabah gittim, kafa dedim ya zehir, \u201cah sen misin?\u201d<br \/>\nHemen tan\u0131d\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBe\u015f dakika s\u00fcrd\u00fc s\u00fcrmedi geldi vizite\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle bilin\u00e7li de\u011fil, her sabah \u2013 ak\u015fam gidiyorum. Han\u0131m, d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kam\u0131yor kad\u0131n. Gidece\u011fim gecelik, h\u0131rka falan almaya\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6n\u00fcm\u00fcz tatil, paskalya\u2026<br \/>\nTemiz pak olsun kad\u0131n bayramlar\u0131nda!<\/p>\n<p>Sorun\u2026<br \/>\nHaf\u0131zas\u0131na &gt;&gt;&gt; kaz\u0131nmayan &lt;&lt;&lt; hi\u00e7 bir \u015feyi giymiyor, kullanm\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBenim de\u011fil\u201d deyip koyuyor kap\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\nHastanede yapamaz en az\u0131ndan.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor iddia ediyor ya\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fledi ta ci\u011ferlerime\u2026<br \/>\nSaatlerce orada yatm\u0131\u015f, a\u00e7 susuz\u2026<br \/>\nHan\u0131mda d\u00fcn hat\u0131rlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131, gittim hem\u015firelere s\u00f6yledim\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn ba\u015fhekime\u2026<br \/>\nEfendim yiyip i\u00e7miyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBILIYORUZ, FARKINDAYIZ!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAstronot yeme\u011fi verelim\u201d, tamam dedim. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc bende evde bundan i\u00e7iriyorum kendisine\u2026<br \/>\nBu ne demek biliyor musunuz?<br \/>\nBa\u015fhekim teyitli ispat\u2026<br \/>\nAllah var yukar\u0131da, ALLAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maalesef s\u00fcreklilik arz eden bir durum de\u011fil\u2026 Hani\u2026 Dedim ya Allah b\u00fcy\u00fck, \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck ve yan\u0131mda\u2026 Koruyup \u2013 kolluyor beni ve sevdiklerimi(!) D\u00fcn\u2026 Oradan buradan telefon, kafay\u0131 yememe ramak kald\u0131\u2026 Art\u0131 hastane, maddiyat\u2026 \u00d6zel sigortal\u0131, devlet memuru. Hem kendisi hem rahmetli e\u015fi, h\u00e2kim\u2026 Yarg\u0131\u00e7 yani\u2026 Kafa yerinde oldu mu, \u00f6yle a\u011fz\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k ayran budalas\u0131 gibi &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7767\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eKafa zehir gibi\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7767"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7769,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767\/revisions\/7769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}