{"id":7754,"date":"2018-03-26T11:21:10","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T11:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7754"},"modified":"2018-03-26T11:23:02","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T11:23:02","slug":"pis-hirkiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7754","title":{"rendered":"Pis h\u0131rk\u0131z"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hep \u015fik\u00e2yet ederim ba\u015f\u0131mdaki manyaklar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAllah eksikliklerini g\u00f6stermesin ama fazlas\u0131 ger\u00e7ekten fazla geliyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130rfan a\u011fabey geldi, bizim eski \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan. Varm\u0131\u015f i\u015fleri, yapabilir miyim diye sordu\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 sorulur mu?!<\/p>\n<p>Sabahtan d\u00fckk\u00e2nda bir \u015farj aleti, g\u0131c\u0131r g\u0131c\u0131r yeni, belli\u2026<br \/>\nSordum senin mi, yeni mi ald\u0131n?<br \/>\nHan\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131zacakt\u0131m, neden sormadan ald\u0131n, var doksan dokuz tane.<\/p>\n<p>Yok dedi\u2026<br \/>\nDada\u2026<br \/>\nDayday\u2019in televizyonuna kalk gidelim yapm\u0131\u015f, evde k\u0131yametler koptu\u2026<br \/>\nO\u011flum senin televizyonun ne oldu? Bozuldu!<\/p>\n<p>Bak\u0131yor \u00f6yle y\u00fcz\u00fcme yapay\u0131m diye\u2026<br \/>\nGel de yapma!<br \/>\nNEFRET ederim televizyon, ekran tamirinden\u2026<br \/>\nHem tehlikeli.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130rfan a\u011fabey geldi yan\u0131ma \u201c\u00d6nder b\u00f6yle b\u00f6yle oldu\u201d dedi\u2026<br \/>\nYa adam madem bilmiyorsun kullanma, bu ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBasm\u0131\u015f bir yere \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f porno\u2026<br \/>\nSordum \u00e7ocuk mu?<br \/>\n\u201cYok\u201d dedi, iyi o zaman korkma!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cS\u0131f\u0131rlar m\u0131s\u0131n her ihtimale kar\u015f\u0131?\u201d<br \/>\nTamam dedim, yan\u0131mda, s\u0131f\u0131rlan\u0131yor \u015fimdi\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn gittim ya Dada\u2019n\u0131n, Dadyay\u2019\u0131n yan\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kisi de bak\u0131yor y\u00fcz\u00fcme, ben unuttum gitti\u2026<br \/>\nYapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, test etmem laz\u0131m birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn. Dedim ya tehlikeli, yang\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>Pis h\u0131rk\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nAlm\u0131\u015f \u015farj aletini geri, ver dedim laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse ald\u0131m yoksa \u015farj aletlerini nereye koydum aramam laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nKafa iyice gitti.<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f herkesin benden bir beklentisi var\u2026<br \/>\nBenim kimseden yok\u2026<br \/>\nAllah\u2019tan ba\u015fka\u2026<br \/>\nBu insanlar neden benden bekler?<br \/>\nCevabi \u00e7ok basit, insan e\u015fek olmayacak!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hep \u015fik\u00e2yet ederim ba\u015f\u0131mdaki manyaklar\u0131\u2026 Allah eksikliklerini g\u00f6stermesin ama fazlas\u0131 ger\u00e7ekten fazla geliyor\u2026 \u0130rfan a\u011fabey geldi, bizim eski \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan. Varm\u0131\u015f i\u015fleri, yapabilir miyim diye sordu\u2026 Hi\u00e7 sorulur mu?! Sabahtan d\u00fckk\u00e2nda bir \u015farj aleti, g\u0131c\u0131r g\u0131c\u0131r yeni, belli\u2026 Sordum senin mi, yeni mi ald\u0131n? Han\u0131ma\u2026 K\u0131zacakt\u0131m, neden sormadan ald\u0131n, var doksan dokuz tane. Yok dedi\u2026 Dada\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7754\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201ePis h\u0131rk\u0131z\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7755,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754\/revisions\/7755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}