{"id":77422,"date":"2021-08-04T10:56:11","date_gmt":"2021-08-04T10:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=77422"},"modified":"2021-08-04T12:50:55","modified_gmt":"2021-08-04T12:50:55","slug":"k-141-kursk-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=77422","title":{"rendered":"Ulan \u00d6nder ne b\u00fcy\u00fck bir kellen varm\u0131\u015f ya? 😊 \u00c7ak\u0131r Emine bo\u015fu bo\u015funa koca kafal\u0131m diye sevmezmi\u015f beni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Polis bask\u0131n\u0131!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hani kimyasallar\u2026
\nUzun uzun konu\u015ftuk polislere\u2026
\nNe yazd\u0131ysam bug\u00fcne kadar\u2026
\n\u00dcST\u00dc KAPALI\u2026
\nGit \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131ya\u2026
\nBITTI!<\/p>\n

>>> Kanunlar <<<<\/p>\n

El koydular kimyasallara\u2026
\nElektrikli f\u00fcnyelere\u2026
\nAnlatmad\u0131m m\u0131 en basit \u015feklini?<\/p>\n

\u0130stesem\u2026
\nKim tutabilir beni?<\/p>\n

Uzun uzun\u2026
\nA\u00e7\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k konu\u015ftum polislerle!<\/p>\n

Ben bo\u015funa g\u00f6rmem r\u00fcya\u2026
\nSen ister inan ister inanma buna\u2026
\nGaipten\u2026
\nT\u00f6vbe t\u00f6vbe\u2026
\nHaber veriyorlar bana VEYA\u2026
\nHani tehlike\u2026
\nBILER\u2026
\nAlt\u0131nc\u0131 hissi!<\/p>\n

Haaayyyyret edilecek bir \u015fey\u2026
\nAdam yerine koyuyorlar beni!
\n😉
\nGitti 70 Euro\u2026
\nT\u00fch\u2026
\nKe\u015fke alsayd\u0131m han\u0131m\u0131 gitseydim yeme\u011fe.
\n😊<\/strong><\/p>\n

Delikanl\u0131 geldi\u2026
\nEl eli y\u0131karsa\u2026
\nElde y\u00fcz\u00fc y\u0131kar meselesi. Ama \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m sivil polisleri g\u00f6r\u00fcnce kar\u015f\u0131mda\u2026
\nNe i\u015fim olur benim polislerle?<\/p>\n

Bir \u00e7eyrek be\u2026
\nAlt taraf\u0131 bir \u00e7eyrek.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u00d6nder ILK perdesini dikti\u2026
\nNE\u2026
\nDikkatimi \u00e7ekti biliyor musunuz?<\/p>\n

>>> Tecr\u00fcbe <<<<\/p>\n

Sen baksana benim g\u00f6z\u00fcme\u2026
\nKa\u00e7\u0131n kuras\u0131y\u0131m?<\/p>\n

\u0130ki polis geldiler yine\u2026
\nNORMAL\u2026
\nBiri ihtiyar biri gen\u00e7\u2026
\nGenci\u2026
\nIt gibi her an \u0131s\u0131rabilir beni\u2026
\nSADECE\u2026
\n\u0130htiyar\u0131 ile SOHBET ettim\u2026
\nTabii TILKI
\nOrta odaday\u0131z, benim odama gitmem gerekti\u2026
\nAaaa\u2026
\nBir bakt\u0131m genci pe\u015finde, SIKTIR ederdim ya\u2026
\nSENIN\u2026
\nArama, DAVETSIZ benim mek\u00e2n\u0131mda GEZME IZNIN var m\u0131?
\nDIKKAT buras\u0131 \u00d6NEMLI\u2026
\nG\u00fcmr\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn var, Zoll dedikleri\u2026
\nHerife bak ya elini kolunu salaya salaya geliyor pe\u015fimden\u2026
\n\u201cMekana tecav\u00fczden\u201d
\nMahkeme karar\u0131n var m\u0131 VEYA ivedilikle, HEMEN m\u00fcdahale etmen gereken bir durum\u2026
\nBak karde\u015fim\u2026
\nOldum olas\u0131 ben \u201cnormal\u201d de\u011filim\u2026
\nBiraz\u2026
\nBirazc\u0131k kafadan \u00e7atlak\u2026
\nYa\u015famad\u0131m hi\u00e7bir zaman s\u0131radan bir hayat\u2026
\nTecr\u00fcbe esas, bilgi ise elzem\u2026
\nDedi\u011fim gibi\u2026
\n\u0130nsan kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda insan, hayvan kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda\u2026
\nHayvan olurum ben.<\/p>\n

ODUN\u2026
\nODUN, yontulmam\u0131\u015f bir kalas!<\/p>\n

Karde\u015f arad\u0131 KORKU i\u00e7inde\u2026
\n\u201cA\u011fabey ne oldu?
\n😊
\nDedim b\u00f6yle b\u00f6yle\u2026
\nKimyasallar\u2026
\nBomba yap\u0131m\u0131nda da kullan\u0131labilir\u2026
\nBir ba\u015flad\u0131 g\u00fclmeye.<\/p>\n

Evlat\u2026
\nI\u015fe alm\u0131\u015flar, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026
\nHaaaz\u0131rl\u0131k desem inan\u0131r m\u0131s\u0131n bana?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kadere bak\u2026
\nBen yirmi d\u00f6rt\u2026
\nO\u2026
\nBen bir bili\u015fimciyim\u2026
\nO\u2026
\nBili\u015fimde, dijital dijital\u2026
\nConsulting yani dan\u0131\u015fman, pazarlamada yer alacak.<\/p>\n

Yard\u0131m\u0131m\u2026
\nKESIN!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ne bileyim ben, ben biliyorum da acaba kar\u015f\u0131mdaki biliyor mu?
\nTilki\u2026
\nHani ihtiyari, dedim ya konu\u015ftuk g\u00fczel g\u00fczel\u2026
\nDizeli, suyu falan\u2026
\n5 gram\u2026
\nBe\u015f gram patlay\u0131c\u0131 ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 eder toz duman\u2026
\nBen \u0131smarlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck paketleri\u2026
\nBir taraf\u0131ma m\u0131 sokucam?<\/p>\n

Zaman\u0131nda\u2026
\nEn iyilerinin en iyileri\u2026
\nHayat\u2026
\nYo\u011furdu, becerdi beni!<\/p>\n