{"id":76185,"date":"2021-07-19T03:02:08","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T03:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=76185"},"modified":"2021-07-19T07:07:48","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T07:07:48","slug":"yesil-doenuesuem-hatirliyor-musunuz-anlatmistim-sizlere-hitler-testeresini-aaa-portakal-ya-portakal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=76185","title":{"rendered":"Ye\u015fil d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm(!) Hat\u0131rl\u0131yor musunuz anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m sizlere Hitler testeresini? Aaa portakal ya portakal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ne zamandan beri yazaca\u011f\u0131m HDP\u2019yi\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131smet bug\u00fcneymi\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130zlediniz mi bu sabah CNN \u2013 T\u00fcrkiyeliyi, Avusturya\u2019da sele kap\u0131lan T\u00fcrk \u00e7iftini\u2026<br \/>\nYard\u0131mlar\u0131na ko\u015fan Avusturyal\u0131 kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131?<br \/>\nAnlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAzrail ile ilk tan\u0131\u015fmam\u0131, \u00e7ocuktum, izin yolundayd\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nYok\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00f6nmemi\u015f kire\u00e7 kuyusu ba\u015fka, o zamanlar \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm, bu hat\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir olay\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130zin yolunda, hava \u00e7ok s\u0131cak\u2026<br \/>\nBir nehir k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131nda durmu\u015ftuk, girdim suya, kap\u0131ld\u0131m ak\u0131nt\u0131ya\u2026<br \/>\nArkamdan suya atlayan gen\u00e7 ne oldu bilmem, ben bir \u015fekilde kurtuldum ak\u0131nt\u0131dan.<\/p>\n<p>Dikkat ile okursan s\u00f6zlerimi\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fta F35\u2019i, f\u00fczeyi m\u00fczeyi anlayacaks\u0131n kimi \u015feyi\u2026<br \/>\nHani Israil\u2019li bir generalin s\u00f6zlerini\u2026<br \/>\nYOKKK\u2026<br \/>\nGirmeyece\u011fim Hitler \u2013 Stalin anlam\u015fma meselelerine, yarat\u0131klara, d\u00fcnde bug\u00fcnde var b\u00f6yleleri.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00d6ZDE\u2026<br \/>\nMillet menfaati\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya dikkat ile oku s\u00f6zlerimi, ANLA verece\u011fim \u00f6rnekleri. HDP&#8217;yi&#8230;<br \/>\nIyi&#8217;yi.<\/p>\n<p>Ye\u015filleri!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ein See im Himalaya mit 800 Skeletten gibt Forschern R\u00e4tsel auf<br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/cdn.businessinsider.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/roopkundlake-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Roopkund Lake<br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/cdn.businessinsider.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/roopkundtrishulhimalayas-1.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>T\u00fch resimler, neyse dedim ya sonra\u2026<br \/>\nSan\u0131r\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatacaklar\u0131m ilginizi \u00e7ekecektir!?<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Tarihi ger\u00e7ektir, inanmayan ara\u015ft\u0131rs\u0131n, teyit etmek ZORUNDA kalacakt\u0131r beni\u2026<br \/>\nVakit\u2026<br \/>\n2. D\u00fcnya Sava\u015f\u0131 vakti\u2026<br \/>\nRusya\u2026<br \/>\nFinlandiya\u2019ya sald\u0131r\u0131r. Finlandiya\u2026<br \/>\nNazi Almanya\u2019s\u0131ndan y\u00e2rdim talep eder. Almanlar\u2026<br \/>\nFinlandiya\u2019ya silah yard\u0131m\u0131nda bulunur, bunlar aras\u0131nda Hitler testeresi de vard\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nKorkun\u00e7 bir silaht\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nKorkun\u00e7 etkili\u2026<br \/>\nFinlandiya\u2026<br \/>\nRuslar\u0131 topraklar\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131karmay\u0131 ba\u015far\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nEee\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Keser d\u00f6ner, sap d\u00f6ner, g\u00fcn gelir hesap d\u00f6ner\u2026<br \/>\nSonunda Finlandiyal\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nHitler Testeresini\u2026<br \/>\nHitlere kar\u015f\u0131 kullan\u0131rlar.<\/p>\n<p>Tabii insan\u0131z&#8230;<br \/>\nInsan do\u011fas\u0131nda yatar&#8230;<br \/>\nHerbirimiz kendimizi \u00f6zel&#8230;<br \/>\nBir bok san\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>Ancak anlat\u0131r\u0131m kimi \u015feyi\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nAran\u0131zda ka\u00e7ta ka\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na geldi b\u00f6ylesi?<br \/>\nTabii ki su\u00e7 benim, BEN ISTEDIM.<\/p>\n<p>Hitler testeresi\u2026<br \/>\nBu pezevenkler y\u00f6netecek memleketi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle mi?<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin yok vakti\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00f6zlerime g\u00fcvenmek durumundas\u0131n\u0131z, yok ba\u015fka \u00e7aresi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\nGidip geliyor d\u00fcnyalar aras\u0131, yok bu sefer \u00f6te d\u00fcnya buras\u0131 aras\u0131. \u0130spat bir ara bulursam\u2026<br \/>\nDelilleri, resimli resimli.<\/p>\n<p>Portakal meselesi.<\/p>\n<p>Hintliler ve tanr\u0131lar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nekler ba\u015fka, s\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fcne bereket meselesi\u2026<br \/>\nHangi tanr\u0131 sorma, \u00d6nder ve tepesindeki kevgiri\u2026<br \/>\nRivayet odur ki di\u015fi bir tanr\u0131, KARILAR ve cilveleri\u2026<br \/>\nKIZAR\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT DIKKAT DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00fc\u00fcnemli\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsanlara k\u0131zar ve yok ta\u015f ya\u011fd\u0131rmaz kafalar\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u015feyler, dolu benzeri. Bura Hintli inan\u00e7lar\u0131na g\u00f6re bir ger\u00e7ek\u2026<br \/>\nRivayetler aleminden, inan\u00e7lar, hurafeler\u2026<br \/>\nANCAK\u2026<br \/>\nBundan sonras\u0131 \u00f6nemli, bilimsel ispatlanm\u0131\u015f bir ger\u00e7ek\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130klim de\u011fi\u015fikli\u011fi \u00f6yle mi?<\/p>\n<p>Himalaya Da\u011flar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBuray\u0131 anlaman\u0131z \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Da\u011flar\u0131n eteklerinde bir g\u00f6l benzeri yerde\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fczlerce ceset bulunur, y\u00fczlerce\u2026<br \/>\nTabii bilim pe\u015finde\u2026<br \/>\nAra\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r, aran\u0131r, taran\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nCesetlerin TEK ORTAK \u00d6ZELLIKLERI\u2026<br \/>\nKafalar\u0131ndaki portakal b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde delikleri\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT DEDIM YA\u2026<br \/>\nCesetler bilimsel ara\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r, ya\u015flar\u0131 en genci ile en ihtiyari aras\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\n1000 sene, bin\u2026<br \/>\nBin\u2026<br \/>\nVe hepsinin kafalar\u0131nda portakal b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde delikler.<\/p>\n<p>BU NE\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131r perdesi?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bakma\u2026<br \/>\nBazen hurafeler, inan\u00e7lar VE ger\u00e7ekler aras\u0131nda bir ba\u011f\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nSonu\u00e7 itibar\u0131yla\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekler \u00e7\u0131kar meydana.<\/p>\n<p>Kafileler\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsanlar ve ticaretleri, sava\u015flar\u0131  falan\u2026<br \/>\nYolculuklar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBAZEN\u2026<br \/>\nArada uzunnn y\u0131llar var uzun uzun\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya BIN SENE\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle deniyor, hani dedim ya bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\nEVET dolu AMAAA\u2026<br \/>\nPortakal b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde demir bilya sertli\u011finde dolu\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u011far insanlar\u0131n kafalar\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nDa\u011f\u2026<br \/>\nBuzullar, DIKKAT iklimin do\u011fal de\u011fi\u015fimi\u2026<br \/>\nSonucunda eriyen buzullar ile birlikte YILLAR i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nCesetler toplan\u0131r vadide!<\/p>\n<p>Neden mi anlatt\u0131m bunlar\u0131 size?<br \/>\nBilmem\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6ylesine.<\/p>\n<p>Not&#8230;<br \/>\nSonra vaktim olursad\u00fczeltirm biraz makaleyi, toparlarim resimler ile&#8230;<br \/>\nFENA&#8230;<br \/>\nCok fena!<\/p>\n<p>HDP falan&#8230;<br \/>\nANLAYANA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne zamandan beri yazaca\u011f\u0131m HDP\u2019yi\u2026 K\u0131smet bug\u00fcneymi\u015f\u2026 \u0130zlediniz mi bu sabah CNN \u2013 T\u00fcrkiyeliyi, Avusturya\u2019da sele kap\u0131lan T\u00fcrk \u00e7iftini\u2026 Yard\u0131mlar\u0131na ko\u015fan Avusturyal\u0131 kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131? Anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026 Azrail ile ilk tan\u0131\u015fmam\u0131, \u00e7ocuktum, izin yolundayd\u0131k\u2026 Yok\u2026 S\u00f6nmemi\u015f kire\u00e7 kuyusu ba\u015fka, o zamanlar \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm, bu hat\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir olay\u2026 \u0130zin yolunda, hava \u00e7ok s\u0131cak\u2026 Bir nehir k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131nda durmu\u015ftuk, girdim suya, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=76185\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eYe\u015fil d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm(!) Hat\u0131rl\u0131yor musunuz anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m sizlere Hitler testeresini? Aaa portakal ya portakal\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76185"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76185"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76189,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76185\/revisions\/76189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}