{"id":75803,"date":"2021-07-14T07:48:34","date_gmt":"2021-07-14T07:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=75803"},"modified":"2021-07-14T08:04:31","modified_gmt":"2021-07-14T08:04:31","slug":"oender-otelden-disariya-cikmamiza-gerek-yok-ki-bodruma-gidiyoruz-bodrumu-goermeden-geri-geliyoruz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=75803","title":{"rendered":"\u201c\u00d6nder, otelden d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya \u00e7\u0131kmam\u0131za gerek yok ki, Bodruma gidiyoruz bodrumu g\u00f6rmeden geri geliyoruz\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oluyor bir iki\u2026<br \/>\nYok hafta\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6NEMLI bir Alman turist \u00f6rg\u00fct\u00fc, \u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye seyahatler ba\u015flad\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nEvet\u2026<br \/>\nGelecekler BEDAVACILAR\u2026<br \/>\nRus\u2019u, Alman\u0131 osu busu\u2026<br \/>\nTayyipistana ne fayda?<\/p>\n<p>Evlat\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u00e7ok seviyorum evimi AMA benim de\u011fil ki!\u201d<br \/>\nPezevenk\u2026<br \/>\nBen daha \u00f6lmedim &#x1f60a; tabii ki SENIN\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nBir sor \u201cbaba \u2026\u201d<br \/>\nKeza DaDa, ulan \u00f6lmeden g\u00f6z diktiler mal\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ofis, k\u00f6yde\u2026<br \/>\nKulem\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cAnanay bende gelece\u011fim bu sene sizinle Bodruma\u201d<br \/>\n(Hi\u00e7 gitmezdi kald\u0131rd\u0131 babaannesi ile)<br \/>\nAma bana VE arkada\u015flar\u0131ma bir oda haz\u0131rla evde (kuleyi kast ediyor)<br \/>\n\u00d6LMEDEN\u2026<br \/>\nKonuyorlar \u201cmal\u0131ma\u201d<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>SOR KENDINE\u2026<br \/>\nTurist falan geliyor, gelecekmi\u015f ya\u2026<br \/>\nBedavac\u0131dan KIME NE FAYDA?<\/p>\n<p>Hi\u00e7 haz etmem \u00e7i\u011fnenmekten\u2026<br \/>\nSorsa\u2026<br \/>\nDan\u0131\u015fsa YA ONUN\u2026<br \/>\nONUN\u2026<br \/>\nKefenin cebi yok, her sey ama her sey onun i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00dcM HAZIRLIKLAR, b\u00f6yle g\u00f6rd\u00fcm, b\u00f6yle geldim\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6yle gidece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nBir sor, dan\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7i\u011fneme\u2026<br \/>\nTEPEMI ATTIRMA, bug\u00fcne kadar y\u00fcz bin kez biterdi\u2026<br \/>\nBeni delirtme(yin)<\/p>\n<p>Bak veraset\u2026<br \/>\nSeneler oldu, peder\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131karmad\u0131m, \u00e7\u0131kartmam, karde\u015fte \u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nValide\u2026<br \/>\nAllah ona uzun uzun \u00f6m\u00fcrler versin\u2026<br \/>\nO\u2026<br \/>\nAyr\u0131lsa bile aram\u0131zdan, anla\u015fma \u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nSenelerce mal ayr\u0131m\u0131 YOK\u2026<br \/>\nSenelerce\u2026<br \/>\nSonras\u0131nda, \u00e7ocuklar ona g\u00f6re yeti\u015ftiriliyor\u2026<br \/>\n2. kat zaten karde\u015fin\u2026<br \/>\nKara Mediha\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nK\u0131z \u00e7ocu\u011fu, hayat nelere gebe?<br \/>\nOlur\u2026<br \/>\nElimin alt\u0131nda. Yok arkada\u015f yok\u2026<br \/>\nO kadar kolay de\u011fil, kafana g\u00f6re\u2026<br \/>\nAileysen e\u011fer\u2026<br \/>\nDan\u0131\u015fa dan\u0131\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p><ins datetime=\"2021-07-14T08:00:41+00:00\"><strong>YOKTUR\u2026<br \/>\nEvim(iZ)de senin benim\u2026<br \/>\nBIZIM VAR\u2026<br \/>\nBIZIM\u2026<br \/>\nElbirli\u011fi ile!<\/strong><\/ins><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oluyor bir iki\u2026 Yok hafta\u2026 \u00d6NEMLI bir Alman turist \u00f6rg\u00fct\u00fc, \u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye seyahatler ba\u015flad\u0131\u201d Evet\u2026 Gelecekler BEDAVACILAR\u2026 Rus\u2019u, Alman\u0131 osu busu\u2026 Tayyipistana ne fayda? Evlat\u2026 \u201c\u00e7ok seviyorum evimi AMA benim de\u011fil ki!\u201d Pezevenk\u2026 Ben daha \u00f6lmedim &#x1f60a; tabii ki SENIN\u2026 Ama\u2026 Bir sor \u201cbaba \u2026\u201d Keza DaDa, ulan \u00f6lmeden g\u00f6z diktiler mal\u0131ma\u2026 T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ofis, k\u00f6yde\u2026 Kulem\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=75803\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u201c\u00d6nder, otelden d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya \u00e7\u0131kmam\u0131za gerek yok ki, Bodruma gidiyoruz bodrumu g\u00f6rmeden geri geliyoruz\u201d\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75803"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75803"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75809,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75803\/revisions\/75809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}