Onu sona b\u0131rakt\u0131m ki \u00e7ok dikkatli okuyun, \u00e7ok dikkatli bakal\u0131m ayni sonuca varacak m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n
— T\u0131f\u0131l tombul o\u011flan!<\/strong> \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131\u2019n\u0131 Orhan Gencebay yaps\u0131n\u2026<\/strong> Onu sona b\u0131rakt\u0131m ki \u00e7ok dikkatli okuyun, \u00e7ok dikkatli bakal\u0131m ayni sonuca varacak m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z? — \u00c7iftlikbank 17 Mart 2018 Yazarlar Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 se\u00e7ildi. Cumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 saray\u0131nda oturmad\u0131. Evi yok. E\u015fine ait k\u00f6y evinde oturuyordu. Suyu kuyudan \u00e7ekiyordu. Maa\u015f\u0131n\u0131n y\u00fczde 90’\u0131n\u0131 yoksullara ba\u011f\u0131\u015fl\u0131yor, y\u00fczde 10’uyla ge\u00e7iniyordu. Makam u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 kullanmad\u0131. 87 model vosvos’u var, ona bindi. \u015eof\u00f6r\u00fc yoktu. Meclise … <\/p>\n
\n\u00c7iftlikbank<\/strong>
\n17 Mart 2018
\nYazarlar
\nCumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 se\u00e7ildi.
\nCumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 saray\u0131nda oturmad\u0131.
\nEvi yok.
\nE\u015fine ait k\u00f6y evinde oturuyordu.
\nSuyu kuyudan \u00e7ekiyordu.
\nMaa\u015f\u0131n\u0131n y\u00fczde 90’\u0131n\u0131 yoksullara ba\u011f\u0131\u015fl\u0131yor, y\u00fczde 10’uyla ge\u00e7iniyordu.
\nMakam u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 kullanmad\u0131.
\n87 model vosvos’u var, ona bindi.
\n\u015eof\u00f6r\u00fc yoktu.
\nMeclise Vespa’yla geldi.
\nKorumas\u0131 yoktu.
\nBanka hesab\u0131 yoktu.
\nKredi kart\u0131 yoktu.
\n\u00dc\u00e7 bacakl\u0131, topal k\u00f6pe\u011fi vard\u0131.
\n\u201cSiyaset, para biriktirmek i\u00e7in de\u011fildir, halk olmakt\u0131r\u201d diyordu.
\nBirle\u015fmi\u015f Milletler’de konu\u015fma yapt\u0131, \u201ckal\u0131c\u0131 olan a\u015fk, dostluk, dayan\u0131\u015fma ve ailedir, belirleyici olan hayat olmal\u0131d\u0131r, t\u00fcketim de\u011fil\u201d dedi.
\nCumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00fcresi bitti, illa gene se\u00e7ileyim, koltu\u011fa yap\u0131\u015fay\u0131m, kaz\u0131k \u00e7akay\u0131m, oylar\u0131 \u00e7alay\u0131m filan demedi, emekli oldu.
\n*
\nUruguay cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131’yd\u0131 Jose Mujica.
\n*
\nPeki, Uruguay halk\u0131 evi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in, suyu kuyudan \u00e7ekti\u011fi i\u00e7in, vosvosa bindi\u011fi i\u00e7in mi cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 se\u00e7ti onu?
\nHay\u0131r.
\n*
\nCumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 se\u00e7ilmeden \u00f6nce \u201ctar\u0131m\u201d bakan\u0131yd\u0131.
\n*
\nAk\u0131lc\u0131 ve halk\u00e7\u0131 politikalar\u0131yla be\u015f y\u0131l gibi k\u0131sa s\u00fcrede Uruguay topraklar\u0131n\u0131n y\u00fczde 90’\u0131n\u0131 tar\u0131m yap\u0131labilir hale getirdi.
\n\u00dclkesini bu\u011fday, pirin\u00e7, m\u0131s\u0131r, arpa, yulaf deposu haline getirdi.
\nCanl\u0131 hayvan varl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, s\u0131\u011f\u0131r, koyun, domuz, k\u00fcmes, toplam 45 milyona \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131.
\n\u00dclkesindeki canl\u0131 hayvan n\u00fcfusunu, \u00fclkesindeki insan n\u00fcfusunun 13 kat\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131.
\nS\u00fct \u00fcr\u00fcnleri sekt\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc, be\u015f kat\u0131na b\u00fcy\u00fctt\u00fc.
\nTopraktan elde edilen kazanc\u0131n bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 denize d\u00f6kt\u00fc, bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131l\u0131k patlad\u0131, \u00fc\u00e7 kat\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131.
\nTar\u0131m ve hayvanc\u0131l\u0131k sayesinde i\u015fsizli\u011fi azaltt\u0131, ki\u015fi ba\u015f\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fen geliri artt\u0131rd\u0131, maa\u015flar\u0131 y\u00fckseltti, k\u00f6yden kente g\u00f6\u00e7\u00fc durdurdu.
\n*
\nH\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k yapmamas\u0131, paraya tamah etmemesi, sarayda oturmamas\u0131, vosvos’a binmesi, hayat felsefesi, elbette \u00f6rnek al\u0131nmas\u0131 gereken davran\u0131\u015flard\u0131 ama\u2026 Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 se\u00e7ilmesinin sebebi, tar\u0131m’d\u0131.
\n*
\nBiz ise, d\u00fcnyada kendi kendine yeten yedi \u00fclkeden biriydik.
\nCumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z kendine bin y\u00fcz k\u00fcsur odal\u0131 saray yapt\u0131rd\u0131.
\nEmrinde yedi tane filan u\u00e7ak var.
\n\u00d6rt\u00fcl\u00fc \u00f6denekle y\u0131lda iki milyar liradan fazla kafas\u0131na g\u00f6re harcama yap\u0131yor, nereye harcad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sorman bile yasak.
\n\u015eimdi yukar\u0131daki Uruguay’dan inek ithal ediyoruz.
\nSaman ithal ediyoruz.
\nHerifin biri internette \u201c\u00e7iftlikbank\u201d kurdu, be\u011fendi\u011finiz ine\u011fin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc t\u0131klay\u0131p, \u015fahsi banka hesab\u0131ma paray\u0131 yat\u0131r\u0131n, ine\u011fin etinden s\u00fct\u00fcnden size kar pay\u0131 \u00f6deyeyim dedi, saman ithal eden \u00fclkenin insanlar\u0131 bu teklifi \u00e7ok mant\u0131kl\u0131 buldu, herifin \u015fahsi hesab\u0131na tiko para 500 milyon lira yat\u0131rd\u0131lar, paralar\u0131 balyalad\u0131, Uruguay’a ka\u00e7t\u0131.
\n*
\nUruguay’da el\u00e7ili\u011fimiz yok.
\nSu\u00e7lular\u0131n geri iadesi antla\u015fmam\u0131z yok.
\n*
\nUruguay’dan inek alabiliyoruz.
\n\u00c7iftlikbank’\u0131n sahibini alam\u0131yoruz.
\n*
\nTar\u0131mdaki muhte\u015fem ba\u015far\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 takdir ederek Akp’yi 16 senedir iktidarda tutan say\u0131n ahalimizi tebrik ediyorum, \u00c7iftlikbank’\u0131n imam hatipli sahibine 500 milyon lira \u00f6deyen say\u0131n ahalimizi en kalbi duygular\u0131mla kucakl\u0131yorum.
\n*
\nGerizekal\u0131 Uruguayl\u0131lar gibi en az \u00fc\u00e7 inek yapmayal\u0131m.
\n\u0130lerizekal\u0131lar olarak en az \u00fc\u00e7 \u00e7ocuk yapmaya devam edelim.
\nhttps:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2018\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/ciftlikbank-2293246\/?utm_source=yazarlar&utm_campaign=diger_yazilar&utm_medium=diger<\/p>\n
\nUyan\u0131k, 80 bin ki\u015finin 500 milyon liras\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7arpt\u0131, Uruguay’a ka\u00e7t\u0131. Buldular bu t\u0131f\u0131l tombul o\u011flan\u0131 \u201cVay ahlaks\u0131z\u2026 Vay soysuz\u2026 Vay yalanc\u0131\u2026 Allah’tan korkmaz, Hz. Peygamberden utanmaz\u2026\u201d diye k\u0131z\u0131p, e\u015fini de sorguda konu\u015fturarak \u00f6fke bo\u015falt\u0131yorlar. Bu t\u0131f\u0131l tombul o\u011flan, b\u00fcy\u00fcklerinden neyi g\u00f6rd\u00fcyse onu yapm\u0131\u015f. \u0130ktidar b\u00fcy\u00fckleri, \u201cmemleketin t\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7iftlik bank\u201d yapt\u0131lar. O\u011flan da b\u00fcy\u00fcklerinden g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc modelledi.
\nMilyon tane \u00f6rnek var.
\n\u0130\u015fte bir g\u00fcncel \u00f6rnek.
\nMemleket b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc!
\nMemleketin en b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc!
\nMeclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131!
\nMeclis’i \u201c\u00c7iftlik Bank\u201d yapm\u0131\u015f. Meclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131 \u0130smail Kahraman’\u0131n iyi e\u011fitimli polis korumalar\u0131 var. Korumalar, Meclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131, 1 milyon 100 bin TL devlet paras\u0131 say\u0131l\u0131p al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f, yabanc\u0131 \u00fclkelerde \u00fcretilmi\u015f Audi A8 l\u00fcks makam otomobiline arka koltukta oturmu\u015f giderken onu d\u0131\u015far\u0131dan gelecek her sald\u0131r\u0131dan koruyacaklar.
\nTamam korusunlar!
\n* * *
\nFakat 80 milyon n\u00fcfuslu memleket Meclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131 i\u00e7in bir \u201c\u00c7iftlik Bank\u201d yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Korumalar\u0131na, yakla\u015f\u0131k 3 milyon TL devlet paras\u0131 say\u0131larak yine yabanc\u0131 bir \u00fclkede \u00fcretilmi\u015f her biri devlete 590 bin TL’ye mal olan 5 adet Toyota Land Cruiser Prado cip al\u0131nd\u0131. T\u00fcrkiye’deki otomobil fabrikalar\u0131nda T\u00fcrk i\u015f\u00e7isinin \u00fcretti\u011fi ciplerle T\u00fcrk Meclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131 korunam\u0131yor!
\n5 tane 590 bin TL.
\n5 tane ithal cip.
\nNe olacak?
\nMeclis Ba\u015fkan\u0131 korunacak.
\nMeclis \u00e7iftlik bank olmu\u015f!
\n\u0130\u015fte ba\u015fka bir g\u00fcncel \u00f6rnek daha: Y\u00fczde 99 hissesi devlete ait T\u00dcB\u0130TAK Marmara Teknokent’in genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc ayda 32 bin TL maa\u015f al\u0131yor. Say\u0131\u015ftay m\u00fcfetti\u015flerinin tespitine g\u00f6re, bu devlet m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc bu kadar ya\u011fl\u0131 maa\u015f almas\u0131na ra\u011fmen 23 bin TL kredi kart\u0131 harcamas\u0131n\u0131 da devlete \u00f6detti.
\nDevlet \u00e7iftlik bank olmu\u015f!
\n\u0130\u015fte bir di\u011fer g\u00fcncel \u00f6rnek daha: H\u00fck\u00fcmet bu y\u0131l\u0131n sadece 2 ayl\u0131k d\u00f6neminde \u00f6rt\u00fcl\u00fc \u00f6denekten 334,5 milyon TL harcama yapt\u0131. K\u0131sa \u015fubat ay\u0131nda bile b\u00fct\u00e7e a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131 1.9 milyar TL oldu.
\nB\u00fct\u00e7e, \u00e7iftlik bank olmu\u015f.
\nDiyorum ya!
\nY\u00fczlerce \u00f6rnek var.
\nSay say bitmez.
\n\u0130\u015fte bir \u00f6rnek daha: 8 y\u0131l \u00f6nce (2010’da) 2.6 milyar TL olan Diyanet \u0130\u015fleri Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 B\u00fct\u00e7esi, y\u0131llar i\u00e7inde katlanarak artt\u0131 ve 2017 y\u0131l\u0131nda 6.8 milyar TL’ye ula\u015ft\u0131. Diyanet’in kasas\u0131na, 8 y\u0131lda B\u00fct\u00e7e Kanunu ile harcas\u0131n diye 38.8 milyar lira devlet paras\u0131 konuldu. Diyanet her y\u0131l, daha fazla \u00f6denek istedi.
\nDin, diyanet \u00e7iftlik olmu\u015f.
\nBa\u015fka bir \u00f6rnek: Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k makam u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 havuzunda bulunan VIP u\u00e7aklara bir y\u0131lda 529 milyon TL devlet paras\u0131 harcand\u0131.
\nMilletin paras\u0131 \u00e7iftlik olmu\u015f.
\n* * *
\nT\u0131f\u0131l tombul o\u011flan da Bursa’da bir lokantada bula\u015f\u0131k\u00e7\u0131l\u0131k yaparken \u201colana-bitene bak\u0131p, kendine \u00f6rnekler\u201d alarak; kimi zaman mehter mar\u015f\u0131 \u00e7ald\u0131r\u0131p, kimi zaman \u201cAllah yolunda, Rabbim hepimizi korusun\u2026\u201d diyerek kendine bir \u201c\u00c7iftlik Bank\u201d yaratt\u0131. Sadece 27 ya\u015f\u0131ndayd\u0131. Projelerimiz y\u00fczde 30 devlet te\u015fviklidir diye ilan etti. Ad\u0131n\u0131 \u201c\u00e7iftlik bank\u201d koydu ama asl\u0131 eski denenmi\u015f, sonu\u00e7lar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f \u201ckeriz silkeleme\u201d y\u00f6ntemidir. Uyan\u0131k ge\u00e7inen kimi insano\u011flunun i\u00e7indeki \u201cavantadan zengin olmak, kimsenin yapamad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yap\u0131p b\u00fcy\u00fck av\u0131 yakalamak\u201d kurnazl\u0131k f\u0131trat\u0131ndan faydaland\u0131. Ava gidenleri avlad\u0131. Tavuklara, danalara, Konya’da arazilere y\u00fcksek paralar verme ve \u201c1 koyan\u0131n 50 alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131\u201d vaat etme s\u00fcrecini ba\u015flatt\u0131. Ayn\u0131 politikac\u0131 b\u00fcy\u00fckleri gibi\u2026
\nBa\u015fard\u0131!
\n80 bin ki\u015finin 500 milyonunu \u00e7arpt\u0131.
\nUruguay’a ka\u00e7t\u0131.
\nB\u00fcy\u00fcklerine ka\u00e7\u0131\u015f yolu a\u00e7t\u0131!
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\n17 Mart 2018
\n \u201cG\u00fcfte var, beste yok\u201d dedi\u2026
\nB\u00f6ylece \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131’m\u0131z\u0131n da yar\u0131s\u0131 gitti mi?..
\n*
\nCumhuriyetimizin 10’uncu y\u0131l\u0131yd\u0131\u2026
\nG\u00f6r\u00fclmemi\u015f bir zaferle kurulan cumhuriyet d\u00fcnyada bir y\u0131ld\u0131z gibi parl\u0131yordu\u2026 \u00c7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131, evini-bark\u0131n\u0131, ambar\u0131ndaki bu\u011fday\u0131n\u0131 vererek, a\u00e7 kalarak destan yazm\u0131\u015f millet 10’uncu y\u0131l\u0131 gururla kutluyordu\u2026
\nEvlerde \u015fenlik, sokaklarda bayram vard\u0131\u2026
\n10’uncu y\u0131l i\u00e7in bir mar\u015f laz\u0131md\u0131, bir yar\u0131\u015fma a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u2026 Cemal Re\u015fit Rey, g\u00fcftesini Beh\u00e7et Kemal \u00c7a\u011flar ile Faruk Nafiz \u00c7aml\u0131bel’den alarak bir mar\u015f haz\u0131rlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u2026 Eserini al\u0131p yar\u0131\u015fman\u0131n yap\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 Milli E\u011fitim Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131’na geldi, piyano e\u015fli\u011finde se\u00e7ici kurula \u00e7ald\u0131\u2026
\n\u00c7ok be\u011fenildi\u2026
\nAma se\u00e7icilerden birisi \u201cBu mar\u015f bize uymaz\u201d dedi\u2026
\n\u201cNi\u00e7in?\u201d dediler\u2026
\n\u201c\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc tam \u2018cumhuriyet‘ derken maj\u00f6rden min\u00f6re ge\u00e7iliyor\u2026 Min\u00f6r k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck demek\u2026 Yani \u015fimdi cumhuriyet k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck m\u00fc?..\u201d
\nOna m\u00fczikte min\u00f6r\u00fcn ne anlama geldi\u011fini anlatt\u0131lar, 10. Y\u0131l Mar\u015f\u0131 birinci se\u00e7ildi\u2026
\nBiz \u00fclkemize kara d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncenin \u00e7\u00f6kt\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bu g\u00fcnlerde, her moralimiz bozuldu\u011funda, o mar\u015f\u0131 s\u00f6yleyerek direniriz\u2026
\n*
\n\u015eimdi s\u0131ra geldi \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131’m\u0131za\u2026
\nCumhuriyet’in t\u00fcm an\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 y\u0131kanlar, bu kez de \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131’nda kusur buldular\u2026
\n\u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131; sadece s\u00f6zleri ile de\u011fil, bestesi ile de mesaj i\u00e7erir\u2026 Bat\u0131 format\u0131nda, d\u00fcnyan\u0131n her yerinde, m\u00fcsabakalardan resmi-\u00f6zel t\u00f6renlere kadar, yabanc\u0131 orkestralar\u0131n da icra edebilece\u011fi kal\u0131pta bestelenmi\u015ftir\u2026
\nYeter ki hisset\u2026
\nBiz onu dinledi\u011fimizde, hele yabanc\u0131 bir \u00fclkede duydu\u011fumuzda, \u00e7ocuklar gibi a\u011flar\u0131z\u2026
\n*
\nBir tek kelimesi anla\u015f\u0131lmayan Arap\u00e7a dini eserleri elletmeyenler, iki hecesi yar\u0131m okundu\u011fu i\u00e7in mi \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131 okunurken oturdular\u2026
\nVe aya\u011fa kalkanlara \u201cSap gibi\u201d dediler?..
\n*
\n\u0130yisi mi sen kendin i\u00e7in Orhan Gencebay’a bir mar\u015f yapt\u0131r\u2026
\n\u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131’m\u0131za dokunma\u2026
\nhttps:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2018\/yazarlar\/bekir-coskun\/istiklal-marsini-orhan-gencebay-yapsin-2293209\/?utm_source=yazarlar&utm_campaign=diger_yazilar&utm_medium=diger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"