\u201c90 senelik reklam aras\u0131\u201d denmi\u015fti ya\u2026
\nHani hep diyorum, g\u00f6stermelik\u2026
\nDeneme, yan\u0131lma y\u00f6ntemi. Bilgi yok, bilin\u00e7 yok, bunlar olmay\u0131nca fikir hi\u00e7 yok\u2026
\nHep dedim mi, demedim mi?<\/p>\n
Evet\u2026
\nI\u015f\u0131k\u2026
\nBilinen en h\u0131zl\u0131 do\u011fa ger\u00e7e\u011fi, ayd\u0131nlat\u0131r etraf\u0131\u2026
\nD\u00fcn\u2026
\nSekiz gibiydi eve geldi\u011fimde, t\u00fcm g\u00fcn sadece bir sandvi\u00e7, \u00e7ok ac\u0131kt\u0131m AMA yemeye bile hal yok\u2026
\n\u00dcst ba\u015f le\u015f gibi, sa\u00e7 \u2013 sakal yine birbirinde\u2026
\nYok ne Oma\u2019s\u0131, eve zor att\u0131m kendimi. Telefon a\u00e7t\u0131m kad\u0131na, iyi \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026
\n\u00dcst\u00fcm\u00fc ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirmeden, y\u0131kanmadan uzand\u0131m oturma odas\u0131na, uyumu\u015fum\u2026
\nSabah d\u00f6rt bu\u00e7uk gibiydi uyand\u0131\u011f\u0131mda\u2026
\nD\u00fcn\u2026
\n\u015eahsi > \u0131st\u0131rab\u0131m\u0131 <, siyasi ve bilimsel geli\u015fmeleri d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm\u2026
\nK\u0131z\u0131 \u00f6yle g\u00f6r\u00fcnce ilk g\u00f6z a\u011fr\u0131m geldi g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcne, canland\u0131 t\u00fcm hat\u0131ralar\u2026
\nHayal ettim o han\u0131m han\u0131mc\u0131k halini, o g\u00fczel y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc\u2026
\nAkl\u0131ma geldi babam\u0131n s\u00f6zleri, \u201cgit bak civcivlere\u201d
\nElimde zaten \u201cdoksan dokuz tane\u201d
\nG\u00fcn\u00fcn birinde akl\u0131ma geldi, vakitte vard\u0131 gittim bakt\u0131m\u2026
\nAman Allah\u2019\u0131m bu ne?
\nBelli\u2026
\nMutaass\u0131p bir k\u0131zca\u011f\u0131z, nas\u0131l \u00e7alars\u0131n b\u00f6ylesinin y\u00fcre\u011fini?
\nO\u011flum\u2026
\n\u00c7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r gaz tenekesini!<\/p>\n
Bildik y\u00f6ntemler, klasik yakla\u015f\u0131m bu k\u0131zda i\u015flemez\u2026
\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn ulan d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn, \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r kafay\u0131!<\/p>\n
Bakkal d\u00fckk\u00e2nlar\u0131 vard\u0131 ve ben\u2026
\nPast\u0131rmay\u0131 severim\u2026
\n>>> Her g\u00fcn <<< gittim yan\u0131na istedim past\u0131rma\u2026
\nYokkk\u2026
\nVar m\u0131 \u00f6yle makine ile kesmek, elle, elle\u2026
\nBilmem hi\u00e7 kestiniz mi el ile, zordur, \u00e7ok zor\u2026
\n\u0130lkinde sesimi \u00e7\u0131karmad\u0131m kesti kal\u0131n kal\u0131n\u2026
\n😊
\nOndan sonra incecik, incecik istedim\u2026
\nBaya\u011f\u0131 bir u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m onu b\u00f6yle, her g\u00fcn ama her g\u00fcn\u2026
\nTabii k\u0131za hi\u00e7 pas vermiyorum, sulanm\u0131yorum \u00e7ok ciddiyim, resmi\u2026
\nGe\u00e7ti b\u00f6yle g\u00fcnler, gitmedim bir s\u00fcreli\u011fine AMA her sabah d\u00fckk\u00e2n kap\u0131s\u0131na bir k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 g\u00fcl b\u0131rakt\u0131m\u2026
\nGe\u00e7mi\u015f zaman, hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum\u2026
\nBir iki hafta g\u00f6rmedi beni, bir sabah gittim yan\u0131na\u2026
\nG\u00f6r\u00fcnce beni y\u00fcz\u00fc as\u0131ld\u0131, past\u0131rma korkusu\u2026
\nDedim korkma, past\u0131rma istemiyorum senden, seni istiyorum, ka\u00e7 g\u00fcn\u00fcd\u00fcr o g\u00fcller kimden geliyor biliyor musun?<\/p>\n
Gerisi malum\u2026
\nT\u00fcm bunlar ve fazlas\u0131 d\u00fcn g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7ti, an\u0131lar, ac\u0131 veren an\u0131lar!<\/p>\n
Yine d\u00fcn bir haber ge\u00e7ti ajanslardan, dikkatinizi \u00e7ekti mi bilmem\u2026
\nAmerika\u2026
\n\u0130ncirlik \u00fcss\u00fcnden \u00e7ekilmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor\u2026
\nYok bunun T\u00fcrk milliyet\u00e7ili\u011fi ile ilgisi \u2013 alakas\u0131\u2026
\nAlmanlar gibi herifler g\u00f6rd\u00fc, bunlar orospu kar\u0131dan beter\u2026
\nG.t k\u0131v\u0131r\u0131yorlar, devlet ciddiyeti ile yok ilgisi alakas\u0131.<\/p>\n
G\u00fcne\u015fteki patlamalar\u0131 ge\u00e7elim\u2026
\nBasit kelimelerle nas\u0131l anlatsam bilmem, dokunmatik diyelim\u2026
\nG\u00fcne\u015f panellerini bilirsiniz, g\u00fcne\u015f yolu ile enerji \u00fcretme, \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli bir geli\u015fme\u2026
\nBilim\u2026
\nPanellere \u201cdokunmatik\u201d bir filim \u00e7ekti, bir nevi tabaka\u2026
\nB\u00f6ylelikle ya\u011fmurlu havalarda bile paneller enerji \u00fcretecek, panel \u00fcst\u00fcne d\u00fc\u015fen her damla enerji \u00fcretecek.<\/p>\n
\u201cBizim\u201d zibidiler d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcne dursun niye diye\u2026
\nTrump\u2026
\nKerhane kap\u0131s\u0131na d\u00f6nd\u00fcrd\u00fc Beyaz Saray\u0131, giren \u2013 \u00e7\u0131kan belli de\u011fil\u2026
\nD\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri Bakan\u0131 Tillerson ve ihrac\u0131\u2026
\nEkonomi dan\u0131\u015fman\u0131 gibi, hani \u00e7eli\u011fe falan vergi\u2026
\nBu da bir ihtimal Kud\u00fcs\u2019te el\u00e7ilik a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 \u00f6ncesi s\u00f6zde de\u011fil Tayyipistan gibi, ger\u00e7ek akt\u00f6rlerden biri olan Irana y\u00f6nelik bir hamle, atom program\u0131 ve yapt\u0131r\u0131m g\u00fcc\u00fcyle dize getirme.<\/p>\n
Falan filan i\u015fte\u2026
\nT\u00fcm bunlari d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm bu sabah. Yine\u2026
\nBu sabah t\u00fcm bunlar\u0131 akl\u0131mdan ge\u00e7irirken Alman kanlar\u0131ndan birinde bir sanat\u00e7\u0131 r\u00f6portaj\u0131 ilgimi \u00e7ekti.<\/p>\n
G\u00f6l\u011fe oyunu\u2026
\nMillet nelerle u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yor\u2026
\nHayran kald\u0131m, bizler ise ucubelerle\u2026
\n\u0130nsan demeye dilim varm\u0131yor, yarat\u0131k ucubeleriyle\u2026
\nG\u00f6rseniz sanat eserlerini \u00f6n\u00fcnde k\u0131rk sekiz sene d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz bu ne?
\nDiye\u2026
\nVak\u0131f olursunuz eserlerin s\u0131rr\u0131na\u2026
\n>>> Lambaya (akl\u0131mda ampul ama) <<< p\u00fcf deyince\u2026
\nVe i\u015fin ekstra \u00f6zel yani tutu\u011funuz i\u015fli\u011fi >>> beli <<< bir a\u00e7\u0131yla yakla\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda esere\u2026 Duvarda\u2026
\nBir g\u00f6\u011fe, mesela bir bo\u011fa veya antik \u00e7a\u011flardan kalma bir tanr\u0131ca. <\/p>\n
Reklam aras\u0131n\u0131 falan bilmem AMA\u2026
\nSeviniyor kerizler\u2026
\nSIHA ihra\u00e7 ettik diye, kime?
\nArap\u2019a! <\/p>\n
Satabilirsen > kendi < teknolojini\u2026
\nBe\u011fendirebilirsen teknoloji pirlerine, mesela ABD veya Rusya\u2019ya, Uzakdo\u011fu\u2019ya\u2026
\nG\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fcm ben seni yalama ve yalaka!<\/p>\n
Uzun laf\u0131n k\u0131sas\u0131 arkada\u015flar\u2026
\nI\u015f\u0131\u011fa, ayd\u0131nl\u0131\u011fa bur zibidiler ile birlikte kocaman bir delik a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131!<\/p>\n
Not: \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131m yine\u2026
\n\u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim han\u0131mlar, sizler i\u00e7in haz\u0131rlamaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131m makalede geciktirme ya\u015fatt\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in\u2026
\nM\u00fcmk\u00fcn olan en k\u0131sa zamanda\u2026
\nVe onu da bitirmem laz\u0131m pop\u00fclizm, lobi meselesini\u2026
\nAnlayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u2026
\nBenim ka\u00e7\u0131p gitmem laz\u0131m, en g\u00fczeli \u0131s\u0131z bir adaya, anca oras\u0131 paklar beni.<\/p>\n