{"id":7357,"date":"2018-03-14T11:06:59","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T11:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7357"},"modified":"2018-03-14T11:26:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T11:26:26","slug":"al-sana-kavun-degil-ki-koklayasin-bir-tarafini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7357","title":{"rendered":"Al sana, kavun de\u011fil ki koklayas\u0131n bir taraf\u0131n\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bende seviniyordum\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn biter bende i\u015fime bakar\u0131m diye\u2026<br \/>\nYok ne gezerrr\u2026<br \/>\nEsas i\u015f bundan sonra, daha en az\u0131ndan bir hafta s\u00fcrer.<\/p>\n<p>Gittim, geldim, yine gidece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nBekliyorum b\u00fcy\u00fcm\u00fc\u015fte art\u0131k y\u00e2rdim edebilecek hale gelmi\u015f olan\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nGelir gelmez gidece\u011fiz, art\u0131k tamam diyene kadar.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nGittim, anaaa bu ne?<br \/>\nG\u00fcler y\u00fcz\u00fc, efendi, hat\u0131r naz, Almancas\u0131, Arap\u00e7as\u0131 var\u2026<br \/>\nNurlu \u2013 pirli bir \u00e7ocuk\u2026<br \/>\nOh, oh ne g\u00fczel. T\u00fcm g\u00fcn abii, abii diye pe\u015fimde ko\u015ftu\u2026<br \/>\nYok\u2026<br \/>\nYalama, yalaka de\u011fil. Dikkatli\u2026<br \/>\nYard\u0131m sever!<\/p>\n<p>Bu sabah sordum ne olacak?<br \/>\nDedi\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cA\u011fabey bende \u00e7ok istiyorum, \u00e7al\u0131\u015fkan, i\u015ften anlayan efendi bir insan ama \u2026\u201d<br \/>\nAn\u0131nda akl\u0131ma geldi, dedim her halde \u00e7ok para istiyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cYalanc\u0131!\u201d<br \/>\nHaydaaa!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ulan o\u011flum di\u011feri gibi, g\u00fcnah\u0131 boynuna, bir istisna ispat yok ortada\u2026<br \/>\nKasadan gitti 3000 \u20ac kumara\u2026<br \/>\nSerseri de\u011fil ki(!)<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131nda \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli\u2026<br \/>\nBileceksin, EMIN OLACAKSIN\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde kad\u0131n\u0131n k.\u00e7\u0131 ayr\u0131, g\u00f6z\u00fc \u2013 ka\u015f\u0131 ayr\u0131 oynamayacak\u2026<br \/>\nYalan elbette g\u00fczel bir \u015fey de\u011fil, insan aldatmak, kand\u0131rmak\u2026<br \/>\nAncak yalandan \u00e7ok daha k\u00f6t\u00fc al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar var&#8230;<br \/>\nEmanete ihanet gibi\u2026<br \/>\nHele hele erkekte, Allah korusun han\u0131mlar\u2026<br \/>\nAllah sizleri korusun\u2026<br \/>\nVars\u0131n erkek \u00e7apk\u0131n olsun ama zampara olmas\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nVars\u0131n yalan s\u00f6ylesin ama kumar oynamas\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nEli \u00e7almas\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>Erkek\u2026<br \/>\nEn az\u0131ndan benim anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131ma g\u00f6re her \u015feyden \u00f6nce mert olacak\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7olu\u011funun \u2013 \u00e7ocu\u011funun nafakas\u0131n\u0131 orada burada yemeyecek, yedirmeyecek\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n paras\u0131n\u0131, eme\u011fini, aln\u0131n\u0131n terini, g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn nurunu kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131ks\u0131z yemeyecek\u2026<br \/>\nEvli olsunlar olmas\u0131nlar hi\u00e7 fark etmez\u2026<br \/>\nEvet\u2026<br \/>\nHayat m\u00fc\u015fterek AMA bu konularda erkek ba\u015fka, kad\u0131n ba\u015fka.<\/p>\n<p>Dedim o\u011flum bir daha iyice bir d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nDedi \u201cA\u011fabey, \u015fimdi zaten olmaz. Biliyorsun durumu, bu ak\u015fam gelecek yine yard\u0131ma ama sonra!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0130n\u015fallah\u2026<br \/>\nAllah\u2026<br \/>\nHerkesin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na helal s\u00fct emi\u015f insan evlad\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kars\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nHer konuda!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bende seviniyordum\u2026 Bug\u00fcn biter bende i\u015fime bakar\u0131m diye\u2026 Yok ne gezerrr\u2026 Esas i\u015f bundan sonra, daha en az\u0131ndan bir hafta s\u00fcrer. Gittim, geldim, yine gidece\u011fim\u2026 Bekliyorum b\u00fcy\u00fcm\u00fc\u015fte art\u0131k y\u00e2rdim edebilecek hale gelmi\u015f olan\u0131\u2026 Gelir gelmez gidece\u011fiz, art\u0131k tamam diyene kadar. D\u00fcn\u2026 Gittim, anaaa bu ne? G\u00fcler y\u00fcz\u00fc, efendi, hat\u0131r naz, Almancas\u0131, Arap\u00e7as\u0131 var\u2026 Nurlu \u2013 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=7357\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAl sana, kavun de\u011fil ki koklayas\u0131n bir taraf\u0131n\u0131\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7357"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7357"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7366,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7357\/revisions\/7366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}