{"id":6909,"date":"2018-02-28T12:03:49","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T12:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=6909"},"modified":"2018-02-28T12:15:36","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T12:15:36","slug":"313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=6909","title":{"rendered":"313"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donal Duck\u2019un, Donald amcan\u0131n plaka numaras\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKald\u0131m iki avrat aras\u0131(!)<\/p>\n<p>Annem\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken hep beni Donald amcaya benzetirdi, \u015fanss\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, en olmad\u0131k i\u015fler gelirdi benim ba\u015f\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7bir \u015fey de\u011fi\u015fmedi, diyorum ya bela falan aramam otomatikman gelir bulur beni\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcl danesi a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya, g\u00fcl danesi yukar\u0131ya\u2026<br \/>\nKim?<br \/>\n\u201cYan\u0131mdaki!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>V\u0131r v\u0131r v\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nYedi beyninin i\u00e7ini\u2026<br \/>\nBiri di\u011ferinden farks\u0131z m\u0131, yooo\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u00d6teki\u201d d\u00f6rt y\u00fcz d\u00f6rt gibi yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131(!)<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u0131k\u0131yorum, gidece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u00e7imde tarifsiz bir korku\u2026<br \/>\nSinirler karde\u015fim sinirler, kald\u0131rm\u0131yor art\u0131k \u00e7oban salatas\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Unutmadan yazm\u0131\u015f olay\u0131m, bir evvelki yaz\u0131ma ek bir bilgi\u2026<br \/>\nHani can s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131, oyalama takti\u011fi ile y\u0131pratmay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nStalin bir ba\u015fka stratejist bitirdi Hitleri\u2026<br \/>\nNe yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131?<br \/>\nCo\u011frafi \u00f6zelli\u011finden faydaland\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Koca \u00fclke, \u00e7ekti \u00e7ekece\u011fi kadar i\u00e7e. Ne demi\u015ftim?<br \/>\nTakviye(!)<br \/>\nBM ald\u0131 ate\u015f kes karar\u0131, kimsenin bir taraf\u0131na sallad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yok ger\u00e7i\u2026<br \/>\nTayyip\u2019in ordusu cephede, pekii ya takviye\u2026<br \/>\nTakviye garanti alt\u0131na, teminat alt\u0131na alindi mi???<br \/>\nStalin, b\u00f6yle bitirdi Hitleri!<\/p>\n<p>Kald\u0131 ki\u2026<br \/>\nUlan pezevengin evlad\u0131 sen de\u011fil misin hak ve hukuk tan\u0131mayan\u2026<br \/>\nNe \u00c7ekyas\u0131 ulan?<br \/>\n\u0130sterse bir Ilber Ortayl\u0131 Beyefendi bu terimi kullanm\u0131\u015f olsun, \u00c7ekoslovakya\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ek Cumhuriyetidir ad\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Sen herkese posta koy, dost diye bir \u015fey b\u0131rakma\u2026<br \/>\nUlan heriflerin yapaca\u011f\u0131 varsa bile sana inat yapmazlar\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131rak\u0131rlar YPG\u2019yi, d\u00fc\u015fman bildi\u011fini!<\/p>\n<p>Bana bak Kas\u0131mpa\u015fa ay\u0131s\u0131, bu millete verdi\u011fin zarar yetti gayri\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk de\u011filsin, T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn atas\u0131 der ki:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKeskin sirke k\u00fcp\u00fcne zarar!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bak unuttum yine, \u015fimdi geldi eksi iki bu\u00e7uk grama\u2026<br \/>\nUla it yavrusu, enik seni\u2026<br \/>\nBir ba\u015fka \u00f6zdeyi\u015ftir T\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Yavuz (y\u00fcr\u00fck) at, yemini (yavuz it \u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fc) kendi art\u0131r\u0131r<\/p>\n<p>Yetmedi mi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donal Duck\u2019un, Donald amcan\u0131n plaka numaras\u0131\u2026 Kald\u0131m iki avrat aras\u0131(!) Annem\u2026 K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken hep beni Donald amcaya benzetirdi, \u015fanss\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, en olmad\u0131k i\u015fler gelirdi benim ba\u015f\u0131ma\u2026 Hi\u00e7bir \u015fey de\u011fi\u015fmedi, diyorum ya bela falan aramam otomatikman gelir bulur beni\u2026 G\u00fcl danesi a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya, g\u00fcl danesi yukar\u0131ya\u2026 Kim? \u201cYan\u0131mdaki!\u201d V\u0131r v\u0131r v\u0131r\u2026 Yedi beyninin i\u00e7ini\u2026 Biri di\u011ferinden farks\u0131z m\u0131, yooo\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=6909\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e313\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6909"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6909"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6913,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6909\/revisions\/6913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}