\u00c7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc niyetliyim, iyi bir \u015fey d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnemez oldum\u2026
\nHer \u015feye bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131m olumsuz, her \u015fey karamsar\u2026
\nHani mavi \/ pembe kart \u00fczerinden para kazanmak niyetindeler dedim ya\u2026
\nHani hadi vatanda\u015f pamuk eller cebe\u2026
\nBademlere iftira att\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in \u00f6z\u00fcr diler d\u00fczeltme yapar\u0131m!<\/p>\n
Yeni geldim, mavi kart\u0131 yeniledim\u2026
\n3 Euro i\u015flem bedeli!<\/p>\n
Ancak\u2026
\n\u00c7o\u011fu konuda yan\u0131lmad\u0131m, iftira atmad\u0131m\u2026
\nMesela bili\u015fim konular\u0131nda, teknolojide\u2026
\n### YINE \u00c7OK \u00d6NEMLI BILGILER EDINDIM ###<\/p>\n
Karde\u015fin derdine deva olamad\u0131m, olsun yolu \u00f6\u011frendik ya k\u0131smetse haftaya\u2026
\n\u00d6nce basitinden ba\u015flayal\u0131m, k\u0131sa s\u00fcrecek olandan\u2026
\nBu konudaki d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncelerimi biliyorsunuz, ANAMISZDAN e-DEVLET ILE \u00c7IKMADIK(!)
\nHat\u0131rl\u0131 okuyucular\u0131m bilirler\u2026
\n> \u00d6nder i\u015fi < dendi\u011finde ne denilmek istendi\u011fini ve bu lakab\u0131 bana kimlerin takt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131.<\/p>\n
Ben \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz diyorum ki\u2026
\nTayyip vari, Tayyip i\u015fi diye bir \u015fey de var\u2026
\nBak\u0131n\u0131z, k\u0131yaslay\u0131n\u0131z bir zamanlar\u0131n T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti\u2019ni VE\u2026
\nBug\u00fcn\u00fcn Tayyipistan\u0131n\u0131!<\/p>\n
Doland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k ruhumuza i\u015fledi\u2026
\nDevlet eliyle ruhumuza nak\u0131\u015f edildi, ne demek istedi\u011fimi \u00f6rneklemek isterim sizlere\u2026
\nEskiden \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorken, haliyle servisteydim, yani bir i\u015fyerinden di\u011ferine m\u00fc\u015fterinin aya\u011f\u0131na da giderdim. K\u00f6t\u00fc bir al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131kt\u0131r bende kalem kaybetme\u2026
\nKaybederim, orada burada unuturum\u2026
\n\u00c7antamda gezdirdi\u011fim kalemler bitince m\u00fc\u015fterilerden isterdim\u2026
\nVE\u2026
\nGenelde geriye vermeyi unutturdum!<\/p>\n
Ne yapm\u0131\u015f oluyordum???
\nH\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k!!!<\/p>\n
Aman can\u0131m bir kaleminde h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131 olur mu deme\u2026
\nDEME\u2026
\nKraldan kralc\u0131 oldu\u011fun taktirde, ahlaki a\u00e7\u0131dan bu h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131kt\u0131r\u2026
\nNOKTA<\/p>\n
Keza, ki neredeyse hi\u00e7 olmazd\u0131, ge\u00e7 kal\u0131rsam falan, randevuya yeti\u015femesem masum yalanlar, trafik mesela(!)
\n\u015eirket eliyle, mecbur b\u0131rak\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z i\u00e7in\u2026
\nBozuk olan par\u00e7an\u0131n alt\u0131nda bir de\u011ferde yenileme\u2026
\nDoland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k mi?
\nDoland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k!<\/p>\n
Ba\u015fkas\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnden randevu almak zorunda b\u0131rak\u0131lmakta bir nevi doland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131kt\u0131r\u2026
\nDoland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131\u011fa te\u015fviktir\u2026
\nNOKTA!!!<\/p>\n
e-Devlet \u015fifresi, silah ruhsat\u0131, polis temiz k\u00e2\u011f\u0131d\u0131 i\u00e7in gerekli\u2026
\nSalt bunun i\u00e7in de\u011fil ba\u015fka i\u015flemler i\u00e7inde art\u0131k zorunluluk\u2026
\nKi eminim g\u00fcvenli\u011fi yeterince al\u0131nmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r!<\/p>\n
Sadece PTT\u2019den de\u011fil, konsolosluklardan da al\u0131nabiliyor bir\u2026
\nIKINCISI VE \u00d6NEMLISI\u2026
\nMavi ve pembe kart T\u00fcrkiye\u2019den, n\u00fcfus idarelerinden de al\u0131nabiliyormu\u015f\u2026
\nBilgilerinize!<\/p>\n
NOT:
\nO kadar doluyum ki\u2026
\nKin ve nefret, cehalet kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz durumlara\u2026
\nO kadar kinleniyorum ki\u2026
\nBiraz dinleneyim, ROBOTIC\u2019den ba\u015flayarak a\u011f\u0131r silah sanayisine\u2026
\nBADEMLERE\u2026
\nBu sefer i\u00e7ten gelen bir tavsiyeye kadar her \u015fey olacak bu makalede!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc niyetliyim, iyi bir \u015fey d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnemez oldum\u2026 Her \u015feye bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131m olumsuz, her \u015fey karamsar\u2026 Hani mavi \/ pembe kart \u00fczerinden para kazanmak niyetindeler dedim ya\u2026 Hani hadi vatanda\u015f pamuk eller cebe\u2026 Bademlere iftira att\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in \u00f6z\u00fcr diler d\u00fczeltme yapar\u0131m! Yeni geldim, mavi kart\u0131 yeniledim\u2026 3 Euro i\u015flem bedeli! Ancak\u2026 \u00c7o\u011fu konuda yan\u0131lmad\u0131m, iftira … <\/p>\n