{"id":59610,"date":"2020-12-26T08:17:45","date_gmt":"2020-12-26T08:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=59610"},"modified":"2020-12-26T09:15:39","modified_gmt":"2020-12-26T09:15:39","slug":"recep-agabey-bir-firinci-roeportajda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=59610","title":{"rendered":"Recep a\u011fabey, bir f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131 r\u00f6portajda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Beyninizi SIKEYIM\u2026<br \/>\nYok \u00f6z\u00fcr m\u00f6z\u00fcr dilemiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nSARS-CoV2\u2026<br \/>\nMaske \u00fcretmeye yeni ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131k, prototipini \u00fcretmi\u015f ilk numuneyi bizimkilere vermi\u015fdim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6l\u00e7\u00fclerini falan\u2026<br \/>\nAna bir bakt\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nTERS dikmi\u015fler!<\/p>\n<p>Uyarmama ra\u011fmen\u2026<br \/>\nBir s\u00fcreli\u011fine b\u00f6yle dikmeye devam ettiler.<\/p>\n<p>Recep a\u011fabey, bir f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131 r\u00f6portajda\u2026<br \/>\nHALK sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nPatron buysa, ba\u015f, var sen gerisini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nMASKE\u2026<br \/>\nHani o kat kat k\u0131sm\u0131<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 sordun mu kendine\u2026<br \/>\nNIYE O katlanan k\u0131s\u0131m a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya do\u011fru g\u00f6steriyor diye?<\/p>\n<p>Bizim\u2026<br \/>\nBac\u0131lar benzeri\u2026<br \/>\nHani t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 orospular\u2026<br \/>\nAYNEN onlar gibi\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m hani cerrahi giyesilerin\u2026<br \/>\nNEDEN ye\u015fil oldu\u011funu\u2026<br \/>\nBenzeri\u2026<br \/>\n&#8222;Hava ak\u0131m\u0131 bir nedeni&#8220; ki ESAS NEDEN O\u2026<br \/>\nAm\u0131na koydu\u011fumunun maskesi y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc kaplas\u0131n ulan\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00dcZ\u00dcN\u00dc KAPLASIN!<\/p>\n<p>KATLANSIN, ortaya do\u011fru\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fz\u0131n\u0131n oldu\u011fu yerde\u2026<br \/>\nBurun ucun ile a\u011fz\u0131n aras\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u201cbalon\u201d olu\u015ftursun\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cRahat\u201d nefes al\u0131p ver diye.<\/p>\n<p>O tel\u2026<br \/>\nBurun k\u0131skac\u0131, d\u00fc\u015fmesin y\u00fcz\u00fcnden\u2026<br \/>\nHERIFIN BUNRU\u2026<br \/>\nA\u00e7\u0131kta, ikide birde d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor maskesi\u2026<br \/>\nMaskeyi takmak YETMEZ\u2026<br \/>\nA\u00e7acaks\u0131n nerdeyse burun k\u00f6k\u00fcnden, g\u0131d\u0131n\u0131n alt\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nMaske OTURACAK Y\u00dcZ\u00dcNE!<\/p>\n<p>Zab\u0131ta\u2026<br \/>\nPolis falan, g\u00f6rm\u00fcyor musunuz bunu?<br \/>\nYoksa\u2026<br \/>\nBilgisizlik, bilin\u00e7sizlik mi nedeni?<\/p>\n<p>Ne olacak?<br \/>\nDevletin ba\u015f\u0131 b\u00f6yle olursa k.\u00e7\u0131ndan ne beklersin?<\/p>\n<p>NOKTA<\/p>\n<p>Defalarca anlatmam gerekti\u2026<br \/>\nSonunda anlad\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fczeltiler hatalar\u0131n\u0131 ama\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin\u2026<br \/>\nSinirleri la\u00e7ka oldu bu arada!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bir not\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya BILMIYORLAR\u2026<br \/>\nHani Aerosoller, havada damlac\u0131klar\u2026<br \/>\nBilim\u2026<br \/>\nBir, iki hafta kadar oluyor, tart\u0131\u015f\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\nBula\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nAerosoller mi\u2026<br \/>\nNedeni YOKSA al\u0131p verdi\u011fimiz hava yeterli mi?<br \/>\nBu durumda\u2026<br \/>\nMaskenin hi\u00e7bir anlam\u0131 kalmaz\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT DIKKAT DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nTabii ki \u00d6nder bir virolog de\u011fil AMAAA\u2026<br \/>\n<ins datetime=\"2020-12-26T08:31:29+00:00\">Hat\u0131rla\u2026<br \/>\nMaske sayesinde bu sene neredeyse grip g\u00f6r\u00fclmedi\u2026<br \/>\nSen\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fim takmaya devam et bence\u2026<\/ins><br \/>\nBu herifler\u2026<br \/>\nSiyaset\u00e7iler benzeri\u2026<br \/>\nKuru kalabal\u0131k, laf ebeleri!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Sormay\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nNapolyon dedi\u011fi gibi\u2026<br \/>\nPara, para, PARA!<\/p>\n<p>Aman\u2026<br \/>\nAllah b\u00fcy\u00fck!<br \/>\nNOKTA yetmez KOCAMAN BIR NOKTA<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>K\u00f6t\u00fc \u015feyler oluyor yine\u2026<br \/>\nInterPol\u2026<br \/>\nKorona, siyaset\u2026<br \/>\nOrtado\u011fu, Kafkaslar\u2026<br \/>\nAman\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6yle gelmi\u015f b\u00f6yle gider!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hadi ben gitti\u2026<br \/>\nOma\u2026<br \/>\nBelki, hal kal\u0131rsa \u00f6\u011fleden sonra\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131nam\u0131yorum ile devam, kitap\u00e7\u0131k de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nKitap olaca\u011fa benzer!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Bak bu hi\u00e7 akl\u0131ma gelmemi\u015fti\u2026<br \/>\nDaha do\u011frusu bilmiyordum\u2026<br \/>\nYeni \u00f6\u011frendim\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; \u00c7ay bombas\u0131 &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nYok \u015faka de\u011fil, \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nHani diyor ya \u00d6nder, evdeki\u2026<br \/>\nOla\u011fan malzemeler\u2026<br \/>\nSu ile art\u0131r etkiyi\u2026<br \/>\nToz patlamas\u0131. Ya \u015f\u00f6yle d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum da\u2026<br \/>\nNeler\u2026<br \/>\nNeler \u00f6\u011fretmedi bu \u00e7eyrek sizlere\u2026<br \/>\nNeler neler, bu sitede okuduklar\u0131n\u0131 KOLAY KOLAY\u2026<br \/>\nOkuyamazs\u0131n ba\u015fka bir yerde.<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Teksoy parma\u011f\u0131 m\u00fcbarek\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin parmaklar\u0131 nerelerde nerelerde!<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a; &#x1f60a; &#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Hadi \u00e7\u00fc\u015f men ditti!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beyninizi SIKEYIM\u2026 Yok \u00f6z\u00fcr m\u00f6z\u00fcr dilemiyorum\u2026 SARS-CoV2\u2026 Maske \u00fcretmeye yeni ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131k, prototipini \u00fcretmi\u015f ilk numuneyi bizimkilere vermi\u015fdim\u2026 \u00d6l\u00e7\u00fclerini falan\u2026 Ana bir bakt\u0131m\u2026 TERS dikmi\u015fler! Uyarmama ra\u011fmen\u2026 Bir s\u00fcreli\u011fine b\u00f6yle dikmeye devam ettiler. Recep a\u011fabey, bir f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131 r\u00f6portajda\u2026 HALK sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026 Patron buysa, ba\u015f, var sen gerisini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u2026 MASKE\u2026 Hani o kat kat k\u0131sm\u0131 Hi\u00e7 sordun mu &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=59610\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eRecep a\u011fabey, bir f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131 r\u00f6portajda\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59610"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59610"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59625,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59610\/revisions\/59625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}