{"id":580,"date":"2017-04-22T15:11:43","date_gmt":"2017-04-22T15:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=580"},"modified":"2017-04-22T15:12:05","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T15:12:05","slug":"bizim-timarhaneden-canli-yayin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"Bizim t\u0131marhaneden canl\u0131 yay\u0131n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f hi\u00e7bir derdi olmasa insan\u0131n, hi\u00e7bir derdi\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle etraf\u0131mdaki manyaklar yeter bana ve insana!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f6rt taraf\u0131m\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f manyaklar, ben garibim\u2026<br \/>\nSadece bir deli\u2026<br \/>\nBunca manyak aras\u0131nda bir deli, nas\u0131l delirmesin?<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcrb\u00fcz Ledermanufaktur\u2026<br \/>\nAma sonra, parayla de\u011fil s\u0131rayla\u2026<br \/>\nHerkes beni bozuk para gibi harcasa da\u2026<br \/>\nBen hep sevdiklerimle, hep kalbimde olanlarla.<\/p>\n<p>Evvelsi gece ge\u00e7 d\u00f6nd\u00fcm d\u00fckk\u00e2ndan eve\u2026<br \/>\nY\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131 i\u015fler aras\u0131nda bir taraftan i\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcyor di\u011fer taraftan manyaklar\u0131mdan birine s\u00f6z yeti\u015ftirmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum, yoruldum!<\/p>\n<p>Evin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7mamla birlikte annemle burun buruna geldik, hay\u0131r ola kad\u0131n bu saate niye ayakalt\u0131nda dola\u015f\u0131yorsun diye sormama f\u0131rsat b\u0131rakmadan, annem\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u00d6nder, sana bir iyi bir k\u00f6t\u00fc haberim var!\u201d<br \/>\nAllah\u2019\u0131m zaten yorulmu\u015fum, dizlerim zang\u0131r zang\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nBen sadece &gt; k\u00f6t\u00fc haber &lt; duydum, \u00f6lece\u011fim, ya gene ne oldu?<\/p>\n<p>\u0130yi haber ger\u00e7ekle\u015fmeden verilmez\u2026<br \/>\nR\u00fcyanda bile iyiyi g\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc bekle, ger\u00e7ekle\u015firse s\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nTar\u00e7\u0131n (\u2026)<br \/>\nNe oldu Tar\u00e7\u0131n\u2019a?*<br \/>\n\u0130ki ayakl\u0131s\u0131yla u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m yetmiyor, birde ba\u015f\u0131mda iki tane d\u00f6rt ayakl\u0131, bir s\u00fcr\u00fc art\u0131k civcivde denmez bir s\u00fcr\u00fc hayvanat var.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFxxx, Hxxx ile onu veterinere g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc baca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kirmi\u015f!\u201d<br \/>\nHaydaaaa\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u00c7ocuklar iki g\u00f6z\u00fc iki \u00e7e\u015fme. Fxxx komalarda\u201d<br \/>\nTabii benim akl\u0131ma hemen ba\u015fka bir \u015fey geldi, demi\u015ftim k\u0131z\u0131m \u015fu hayvanlar\u0131 sigortala\u2026<br \/>\nIhmal\u2026<br \/>\nNe demi\u015fler kendi d\u00fcsen a\u011flamaz\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131za m\u0131 \u00fcz\u00fcleyim hayvana m\u0131?<br \/>\nEn k\u00f6t\u00fc ihtimal 1500 \u20ac civar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse Allah kalbine, kalplerine g\u00f6re versin, hayvana da insana da de\u011fer vereceksin\u2026<br \/>\nCan\u2026<br \/>\nCan bu can. Arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131n kedisi ameliyat olmu\u015ftu 3000 \u20ac\u2026<br \/>\nYine ye\u011fenlerden birinin kedisine araba \u00e7arpm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan evlad\u0131ym\u0131\u015f, kaza, inmi\u015f arabadan alm\u0131\u015f kediyi do\u011fru veterinere, i\u015fte bak\u0131m\u0131 falan, iyile\u015fmesi\u2026<br \/>\nHayvan ayakland\u0131ktan sonra kimin kedisi bilinmiyor tabii vermi\u015fler hayvan bar\u0131na\u011f\u0131na, orada buldular. Kazay\u0131 yapan t\u00fcm masraflar\u0131 \u00fcstenmi\u015f, insan, insan i\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nElini vicdan\u0131na koy ve s\u00f6yle, rakamlar\u0131 \u00f6zellikle verdim ki bilesin diye\u2026<br \/>\nSen olsan aynisini yapar m\u0131s\u0131n, \u00e7arp\u0131p hayvani doktora g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr her \u015feyi \u00fcstlenir misin?<\/p>\n<p>Tar\u00e7\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nSalt baca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131rmakla kalmam\u0131\u015f, ci\u011ferleri kan dolmu\u015f, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr bug\u00fcn eve geldi\u2026<br \/>\nAnlat\u0131yorlar nas\u0131l ac\u0131 \u00e7ekti\u011fini, i\u00e7im gitti\u2026<br \/>\nVeteriner demi\u015f \u201cKaza, araba \u00e7arpm\u0131\u015f olmal\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nTabii \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, muhtemelen vuran anlamad\u0131 bile\u2026<br \/>\nBilmiyoruz tabii, neyse.<\/p>\n<p>Benim s\u0131pa\u2026<br \/>\nAdam olacak da\u2026<br \/>\nTicari zek\u00e2\u2026<br \/>\nBen g\u00f6r\u00fcr m\u00fcy\u00fcm bilmem?<br \/>\nAlm\u0131\u015f koca bir deri par\u00e7as\u0131, kaliteli\u2026<br \/>\nDedim o\u011flum m\u00fcsaade et y\u00e2rdim edeyim, deriye damga, \u00f6zelle\u015ftirme, ki\u015fiselle\u015ftirme\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cYok ben yapaca\u011f\u0131m!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0130yi ben buraday\u0131m, yard\u0131ma ihtiyac\u0131n olursa\u2026<br \/>\nCover\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nce kitaplar i\u00e7in, not defteri seklinde\u2026<br \/>\nSonras\u0131nda cebe, tablete\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda neden olmas\u0131n, ge\u00e7enlerde ta Fransa\u2019dan getirttim kendime cebim i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\nNeden olmas\u0131n?<br \/>\nAln\u0131n\u0131n teri, beynindekinin i\u00e7i, hayalleri\u2026<br \/>\nZek\u00e2s\u0131 ile neden helalinden ekmek pe\u015finde ko\u015fmas\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>Emek\u2026<br \/>\nEl eme\u011fi, g\u00f6z nuru\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan be insan\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcre\u011fin varsa, hani g\u00f6\u011f\u00fcs kafesinde y\u00fcrek denileni ta\u015f\u0131yorsan\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcrek ve cesaret\u2026<br \/>\nHayat dedi\u011fin riskin kendisi, kendine ve Allah\u2019a g\u00fcveniyorsan\u2026<br \/>\nAzimle, istedikten sonra neden olmas\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nHayal edebildi\u011fin, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebildi\u011fin her \u015feyi ger\u00e7ekle\u015ftirebilirsin.<\/p>\n<p>*Manyak karde\u015fimin, manyak bebe kedisi (ama \u00e7ok tatl\u0131 &#x1f60a;)<br \/>\nH\u00fcrrem ve ben, kovdum ya y\u0131ld\u0131zlar\u0131m\u0131z bar\u0131\u015ft\u0131, ne \u00fcz\u00fclm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm kay\u0131p oldu\u011funda, bir o kadar sevindim meydana \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda. O da dolan\u0131yor ayaklar\u0131m\u0131n aras\u0131nda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f hi\u00e7bir derdi olmasa insan\u0131n, hi\u00e7bir derdi\u2026 Yeminle etraf\u0131mdaki manyaklar yeter bana ve insana! D\u00f6rt taraf\u0131m\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f manyaklar, ben garibim\u2026 Sadece bir deli\u2026 Bunca manyak aras\u0131nda bir deli, nas\u0131l delirmesin? G\u00fcrb\u00fcz Ledermanufaktur\u2026 Ama sonra, parayla de\u011fil s\u0131rayla\u2026 Herkes beni bozuk para gibi harcasa da\u2026 Ben hep sevdiklerimle, hep kalbimde olanlarla. Evvelsi gece ge\u00e7 d\u00f6nd\u00fcm &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=580\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBizim t\u0131marhaneden canl\u0131 yay\u0131n\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}