{"id":5794,"date":"2018-01-16T16:24:53","date_gmt":"2018-01-16T16:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5794"},"modified":"2018-01-16T16:26:45","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T16:26:45","slug":"valide-kiyametleri-kopariyor-dovecek-neredeyse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5794","title":{"rendered":"Valide k\u0131yametleri kopar\u0131yor, d\u00f6vecek neredeyse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Annedir, d\u00f6ver mi d\u00f6ver\u2026<br \/>\nEn son k\u0131rkl\u0131 ya\u015flar\u0131mda tokad\u0131 yedim\u2026<br \/>\nNe yapars\u0131n, yapabilirsin karde\u015fim?<br \/>\nAnnedir, anne!<\/p>\n<p>Kara Medi\u015fim benim, eline ne ge\u00e7erse, terlik, oklava, \u00fct\u00fc, b\u0131\u00e7ak, balta\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7aydanl\u0131k arada (\u2026)<br \/>\nS\u0131cak s\u0131cak, kaynar kaynar, fokur fokur ya fokur fokur!<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Neden mi?<br \/>\nP226!<\/p>\n<p>Kafaya koydum, koyun de\u011filim bir\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kicisi babay\u0131m, a\u011fabey, koca\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7eyrekte olsa\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cErkek\u201d, ger\u00e7i erkeklikten y\u0131llar oluyor istifa edeli\u2026<br \/>\nBana g\u00f6re erkek dedi\u011fin evine ekmek getirmeli, getirebilmeli\u2026<br \/>\nSonra\u2026<br \/>\nAyakta durabilmeli!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ne biri ne \u00f6teki!<\/p>\n<p>Uzun etmeyeyim, bak\u0131yorum etraf\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6zellikle Tayyipistana\u2026<br \/>\nKanunsuz \u015feylerle i\u015fim olmaz benim, iki istisna\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00fcrat, yani araba ve bili\u015fim, i\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nOnu da sadece bilgi edinmek i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n<p>Revolverleri oldum olas\u0131 sevmem\u2026<br \/>\nTeti\u011fi, g\u00fcc\u00fc, kullan\u0131\u015f\u0131, kad\u0131n i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nDirty Harry, Rambo da de\u011filim\u2026<br \/>\nMagnum mermi ve geri tepmesi, neredeyse yere y\u0131\u011f\u0131yordu beni\u2026<br \/>\nBeklemiyordum b\u00f6ylesini\u2026<br \/>\n2, 3 kilo tetik \u00e7ekmesi, anca ya anca\u2026<br \/>\nO kadarc\u0131k kuvvet var parmaklarda.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6nce ruhsat gerekli\u2026<br \/>\nTa\u015f\u0131mak i\u00e7in de\u011fil, 9 milimetrelikler en g\u00fczeli\u2026<br \/>\nYeterli yani\u2026<br \/>\nMermi masraflar\u0131n\u0131 da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeli\u2026<br \/>\nAlabilirsem, m\u00fcracaat edece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nHan\u0131m\u0131 bir \u2013 iki g\u00fcn \u00f6zellikle akrabalar\u0131na b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m ki ko\u015fturabileyim, verirlerse\u2026<br \/>\nHasret gidersin bende i\u015fime bakay\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Glock 17 veya 19 da olabilir, en son model tabii\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6te yandan d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum, hani, belki ikinci silah olarak veya do\u011frudan\u2026<br \/>\nGlock 43, yine 9mm AMA han\u0131mlar i\u00e7inde elveri\u015fli!<\/p>\n<p>K\u0131yametleri kopar\u0131yor valide\u2026<br \/>\nAma inan\u0131n bana\u2026<br \/>\nOrtam onu g\u00f6steriyor, sivil savunma gittik\u00e7e \u00f6nem kazan\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nHer y\u00f6nden ya her y\u00f6nden!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Annedir, d\u00f6ver mi d\u00f6ver\u2026 En son k\u0131rkl\u0131 ya\u015flar\u0131mda tokad\u0131 yedim\u2026 Ne yapars\u0131n, yapabilirsin karde\u015fim? Annedir, anne! Kara Medi\u015fim benim, eline ne ge\u00e7erse, terlik, oklava, \u00fct\u00fc, b\u0131\u00e7ak, balta\u2026 \u00c7aydanl\u0131k arada (\u2026) S\u0131cak s\u0131cak, kaynar kaynar, fokur fokur ya fokur fokur! &#x1f60a; Neden mi? P226! Kafaya koydum, koyun de\u011filim bir\u2026 \u0130kicisi babay\u0131m, a\u011fabey, koca\u2026 \u00c7eyrekte olsa\u2026 \u201cErkek\u201d, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5794\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eValide k\u0131yametleri kopar\u0131yor, d\u00f6vecek neredeyse\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5794"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5796,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions\/5796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}