{"id":57805,"date":"2020-12-07T06:50:32","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T06:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=57805"},"modified":"2020-12-07T09:36:12","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T09:36:12","slug":"garp-kafasiyla-otomobil-yaptik-sark-kafasiyla-otomobile-benzin-koymayi-unuttuk-cemal-guersel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=57805","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGarp kafas\u0131yla otomobil yapt\u0131k, \u015fark kafas\u0131yla otomobile benzin koymay\u0131 unuttuk\u201d Cemal G\u00fcrsel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6nce emeklemeyi \u00f6\u011fren, sonra y\u00fcr\u00fcmeyi\u2026<br \/>\nKo\u015fmay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcn gelir u\u00e7may\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenirsin!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u0131ld\u0131zlar\u0131 \u00f6pmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmadan \u00f6nce\u2026<br \/>\nBast\u0131\u011f\u0131n, \u00e7i\u011fnedi\u011fin topra\u011f\u0131 bil.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mehmet\u00e7i\u011fe g\u00fcven\u2026<br \/>\nKENDI evlad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nKeyfimden mi \u00f6rnek verdim Rus \u00d6ZEL silahlar\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir tabaca\u2026<br \/>\nVe 100 metrede keskin ni\u015fanc\u0131 t\u00fcfe\u011fi kalitesinde&#8230;<br \/>\nTabaca, tabaca!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ulan amc\u0131k a\u011f\u0131zl\u0131 pezevenk seni\u2026<br \/>\nYETER!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BORSA 1330<\/strong><br \/>\n7,8387<\/p>\n<p>Gidemiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nAya\u011fa kalkacak halim yok\u2026<br \/>\nBiraz daha beklemeliyim.<\/p>\n<p>Ah babaanne bu nas\u0131l b\u00fcnye b\u00f6yle?<br \/>\nNormalinde \u015feker komas\u0131nda olmam gerekir\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u00e7ebildi\u011fimden \u00e7ok su gidiyor affedersiniz tuvalete\u2026<br \/>\nElektrolyte\u2026<br \/>\nKaslar, NORMAL!<\/p>\n<p>7,8440<br \/>\nBorsa 1333&#8230;<br \/>\nEy anam eyyy, sikilmekten BIKMADINIZ!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Tarihte\u2026<br \/>\nTacitus* ILK DEFA Germanlarda ki Almanlara, German ismini veren yine odur\u2026<br \/>\nO tarif etmi\u015ftir pantolonu\u2026<br \/>\nMartin Luther\u2026<br \/>\nKatolik Kiliseye isyan\u0131 ba\u011flam\u0131nda Noel\u2019i icat etmi\u015ftir\u2026<br \/>\nVe bu gelenek Katolikler taraf\u0131ndan da benimsenmi\u015ftir. Noel baba\u2026<br \/>\nHani sakall\u0131, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 giysisiyle falan\u2026<br \/>\nO ise bir Amerikan icad\u0131d\u0131r. Halim yok UFO\u2019yu anlatmaya\u2026<br \/>\nAma muhtemelen O adam\u0131n g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m topu, Kutup \u0131\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 gibi do\u011fal bir olaydan kaynaklanmaktad\u0131r. \u00d6zellikle su y\u00fczeyleri \u00fczerinde \u00e7ok\u00e7a g\u00f6r\u00fclen kimi a\u00e7\u0131klanamaz olgulard\u0131r bunlar.<\/p>\n<p>* Gaius Cornelius Tacitus (veya genel bilinen ad\u0131yla Cornelius) MS 56-120 y\u0131llar\u0131 aras\u0131nda Roma&#8217;da ya\u015fam\u0131\u015f hatip, avukat, senat\u00f6r ve tarih\u00e7idir. Roma senatosundaki g\u00f6revleri, Roma tarihi ve imparatorlu\u011fun kuzeyindeki Germanial\u0131lar \u00fczerine yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 eserleriyle tan\u0131n\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>CNN T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026<br \/>\nProf. Dr. Alper \u015eener\u2026<br \/>\nKORONA\u2026<br \/>\nRakamlara bakmamal\u0131ym\u0131\u015f\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nBunu diyen, diyebilen S\u00d6ZDE bir \u201cbilim adam\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nVERILER\u2026<br \/>\nRakamlar\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u201cprofes\u00f6r\u201d??? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Borsa 1328<br \/>\n7,8670<br \/>\n9,5385<br \/>\nPiyasaLARA dikkat diye uyarm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m!!!<\/p>\n<p>### !!! ###<\/p>\n<p>En ac\u0131 olan\u0131 nedir biliyor musunuz?<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 emanet ediyoruz b\u00f6ylelerine\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcksek e\u011fitimleri b\u00f6ylesine YARATIKLARA emanet!<\/p>\n<p>### !!! ###<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bakma ne bu ki\u015fiyi ne Muratt\u0131 yay\u0131nlamayacakt\u0131m art\u0131k AMA\u2026<br \/>\nDo\u011fruya do\u011fru KIM OLURSA OLSUN!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TDCE4wnRok8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kitapl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nSol tarafta\u2026<br \/>\nAtlas\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnyay\u0131 s\u0131rt\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131yan&#8230;<br \/>\nAynen \u00f6yle his ediyorum kendimi, bir avu\u00e7 insan\u2026<br \/>\nAMA!<\/p>\n<p>Atlas, Yunan mitolojisinde Iapetos ile Klymene&#8217;nin 13 \u00e7ocu\u011fundan en g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc olan\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nOlympos\u2019a sald\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in Zeus taraf\u0131ndan g\u00f6k kubbeyi omuzlar\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131makla cezaland\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<br \/>\nBu mitolojik dayanakla t\u0131pta kafatas\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yan ilk omura da atlas ad\u0131 verilmi\u015ftir.<br \/>\nEski bir hik\u00e2yede Herakles ile aralar\u0131nda ge\u00e7en olay \u015f\u00f6yle anlat\u0131l\u0131r:<br \/>\nTanr\u0131lar\u0131n kral\u0131 Zeus Atlas&#8217;a \u00e7ok k\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Bunun nedeni Atlas&#8217;\u0131n koca tanr\u0131 Zeus ile sava\u015fmak istemesiydi. Koca tanr\u0131, Atlas&#8217;a b\u00fcy\u00fck bir ceza verdi; Atlas, sonsuza kadar G\u00f6k Kubbe&#8217;yi s\u0131rt\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131mal\u0131yd\u0131! Bu yorucu g\u00f6revden kurtulmak isteyen Atlas, Herk\u00fcl kendisinden yard\u0131m isteyince sinsice bir plan yapt\u0131. Herakles bir bah\u00e7ede bir ejderhan\u0131n korudu\u011fu \u00fc\u00e7 alt\u0131n elmay\u0131 ele ge\u00e7irmek istiyordu. Atlas, Herakles&#8217;e kendisi d\u00f6n\u00fcnceye kadar D\u00fcnya&#8217;y\u0131 s\u0131rt\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131rsa elmalar\u0131 ona getirece\u011fini s\u00f6yledi. Atlas elmalar\u0131 ald\u0131 ve geldi. Herk\u00fcl&#8217;e:<br \/>\n-Sen ta\u015f\u0131maya devam et! dedi.<br \/>\nBunun \u00fczerine Herakles ta\u015f\u0131may\u0131 kabul etti ama s\u0131rt\u0131na bir omuzluk yerle\u015ftirene kadar birka\u00e7 dakika Atlas&#8217;\u0131n tutmas\u0131n\u0131 istedi. Atlas D\u00fcnya&#8217;y\u0131 al\u0131r almaz Herakles ka\u00e7t\u0131 ve Atlas kand\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlad\u0131. Baz\u0131 hik\u00e2yelerde g\u00f6k g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fcn Atlas&#8217;\u0131n Herakles&#8217;e hayk\u0131r\u0131\u015f\u0131 oldu\u011fu anlat\u0131l\u0131r. Atlas omuzlar\u0131nda d\u00fcnyay\u0131 de\u011fil g\u00f6k kubbeyi ta\u015f\u0131r.<br \/>\nTitanlar Olimposlulara kar\u015f\u0131 isyan edince Zeus, Atlas\u2019\u0131 g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc ta\u015f\u0131ma cezas\u0131na \u00e7arpt\u0131rd\u0131. Bununla birlikte, Atlas \u00e7o\u011funlukla k\u00fcre \u015feklinde bir \u015fey ta\u015f\u0131rken tasvir edilir, en m\u00fckemmeli de Flaman Mercator\u2019un toplu halde yay\u0131nlanan haritalar\u0131n\u0131n kapa\u011f\u0131nda kullan\u0131lan\u0131d\u0131r. Daha yak\u0131ndan bak\u0131l\u0131rsa bu k\u00fcrenin asl\u0131nda D\u00fcnya de\u011fil, g\u00f6kkubbe oldu\u011fu g\u00f6r\u00fclecektir. Ayr\u0131ca Mercator, kitab\u0131n\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 Titan\u2019dan de\u011fil, ilk kez \u201cg\u00f6ksel\u201d k\u00fcreyi (\u201cyerk\u00fcre\u201dnin aksine) \u00fcretti\u011fi kabul edilen (da\u011flara da ad\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f olan) efsanevi filozof, Moritanya Kral\u0131 Atlas\u2019tan alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Onun elinde varm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eimdi bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylerdim ya(!)<\/p>\n<p>DIKKAT sa\u011f tarafta<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/data.worldbank.org\/country\/TR?locale=tr<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/data.worldbank.org\/country\/DE?locale=de<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYIR hocam ayni yerde de\u011filiz\u2026<br \/>\nKimilerinin\u2026<br \/>\nSIKI b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fc, YALAN artt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nPezevenge bakacak olursak OFFFFFFFFFFFF\u2026<br \/>\nKimse tutamaz Tayyipistani, hani bu sabah O \u201cprofes\u00f6r\u201d<br \/>\nRakamlara bakmamal\u0131y\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nAma sizler anlamas\u0131n\u0131z \u00d6nderi!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ORTA&#8230;<br \/>\nORTA ya ORTASI!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n<p><strong>20 seneden beri bu OROSPULAR iktidar da mi?<br \/>\nEVETTT\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7in\u2026<br \/>\n30 sene i\u00e7inde TEKRAR otuz sene i\u00e7inde d\u00fcnyada S\u00dcPER g\u00fc\u00e7ler aras\u0131na girdi!<br \/>\nKOCAMAN BIR NOKTA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yok gidemedim\u2026<br \/>\nGidebilecek gibide g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u00fcyorum.<\/p>\n<p>Hani \u00d6ndere cimri diyorlar ya\u2026<br \/>\nPlanlama\u2026<br \/>\nBak\u0131yorum kendimize\u2026<br \/>\nHadi annem ya\u015fland\u0131, han\u0131ma, evlada\u2026<br \/>\nKENDIME\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; ger\u00e7ek\u00e7i de\u011ferlendirme &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nS\u00d6YLE\u2026<br \/>\nVar m\u0131yd\u0131 \u00d6nderin ba\u015fka bir \u015fans\u0131???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6nce emeklemeyi \u00f6\u011fren, sonra y\u00fcr\u00fcmeyi\u2026 Ko\u015fmay\u0131\u2026 G\u00fcn gelir u\u00e7may\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenirsin! Y\u0131ld\u0131zlar\u0131 \u00f6pmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmadan \u00f6nce\u2026 Bast\u0131\u011f\u0131n, \u00e7i\u011fnedi\u011fin topra\u011f\u0131 bil. Mehmet\u00e7i\u011fe g\u00fcven\u2026 KENDI evlad\u0131n\u2026 Keyfimden mi \u00f6rnek verdim Rus \u00d6ZEL silahlar\u0131n\u0131\u2026 Bir tabaca\u2026 Ve 100 metrede keskin ni\u015fanc\u0131 t\u00fcfe\u011fi kalitesinde&#8230; Tabaca, tabaca! Ulan amc\u0131k a\u011f\u0131zl\u0131 pezevenk seni\u2026 YETER! BORSA 1330 7,8387 Gidemiyorum\u2026 Aya\u011fa kalkacak halim yok\u2026 Biraz &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=57805\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u201cGarp kafas\u0131yla otomobil yapt\u0131k, \u015fark kafas\u0131yla otomobile benzin koymay\u0131 unuttuk\u201d Cemal G\u00fcrsel\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57805"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57805"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57831,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57805\/revisions\/57831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}