{"id":56159,"date":"2020-11-15T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-15T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=56159"},"modified":"2020-11-15T16:03:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T16:03:15","slug":"sabahtan-beri-icim-icimi-yiyor-ne-yapacagimi-ne-yapabilecegimi-bilmiyorum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=56159","title":{"rendered":"Sabahtan beri i\u00e7im i\u00e7imi yiyor ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ne yapabilece\u011fimi BILMIYORUM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Korona i\u00e7imizde\u2026<br \/>\nGittik\u00e7e yakla\u015f\u0131yor evime\u2026<br \/>\nBacanak yaln\u0131z ba\u015f\u0131na otel odalar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nKorona&#8230;<br \/>\nYe\u011fen demi\u015f olay\u0131m, hani Ernst &#038; Young\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015fi korona, O bebe\u011fi kuca\u011f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nHadi bura Almanya, Allah kar\u0131s\u0131na, bebesine ba\u011f\u0131\u015flar ya in\u015fallah\u2026<br \/>\nTayyipistanda\u2026<br \/>\nAh\u0131rda yat\u0131p kalk\u0131yor, ah\u0131rda\u2026<br \/>\nAtlar\u0131n yan\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nKendisi oldu korona, kocas\u0131, damad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fclsem mi a\u011flasam m\u0131 annem ve anlat\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131z\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKuca\u011f\u0131nda mini mini mele\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nOtururmu\u015f odan\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne, tabii kap\u0131 kapal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6te tarafta babas\u0131, acarm\u0131\u015f bacaklar\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015flarm\u0131\u015f o k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck can\u0131yla yerleri d\u00f6vmeye\u2026<br \/>\nDaha bebe, birka\u00e7 hece\u2026<br \/>\nHem yeri d\u00f6ver hem a\u011flarm\u0131\u015f baba diye.<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131nca\u011f\u0131z ne yaps\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nNas\u0131l \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fcm, i\u00e7im c\u0131z etti, y\u00fcre\u011fim yand\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nO\u011flu da korona olunca\u2026<br \/>\nDayanamad\u0131 y\u00fcre\u011fi, kalp krizi\u2026<br \/>\nYo\u011fun bak\u0131mda \u015fimdi\u2026<br \/>\nErol\u2026<br \/>\nO bir BABA, birileri olmal\u0131 ayakta\u2026<br \/>\nEkmek girmeli eve\u2026<br \/>\nOra Tayyipistan varsa paran\u2026<br \/>\nSen insan(!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Korona i\u00e7imizde\u2026 Gittik\u00e7e yakla\u015f\u0131yor evime\u2026 Bacanak yaln\u0131z ba\u015f\u0131na otel odalar\u0131nda\u2026 Korona&#8230; Ye\u011fen demi\u015f olay\u0131m, hani Ernst &#038; Young\u2026 E\u015fi korona, O bebe\u011fi kuca\u011f\u0131nda\u2026 Hadi bura Almanya, Allah kar\u0131s\u0131na, bebesine ba\u011f\u0131\u015flar ya in\u015fallah\u2026 Tayyipistanda\u2026 Ah\u0131rda yat\u0131p kalk\u0131yor, ah\u0131rda\u2026 Atlar\u0131n yan\u0131nda\u2026 Kendisi oldu korona, kocas\u0131, damad\u0131\u2026 G\u00fclsem mi a\u011flasam m\u0131 annem ve anlat\u0131s\u0131\u2026 K\u0131z\u0131\u2026 Kuca\u011f\u0131nda mini mini &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=56159\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eSabahtan beri i\u00e7im i\u00e7imi yiyor ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ne yapabilece\u011fimi BILMIYORUM\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56159"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56161,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56159\/revisions\/56161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}