{"id":5581,"date":"2018-01-10T12:53:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T12:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5581"},"modified":"2018-01-10T12:53:06","modified_gmt":"2018-01-10T12:53:06","slug":"allahuekber-felaket-habercisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5581","title":{"rendered":"Allahuekber, felaket habercisi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nedendir bilmem\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eu insanlar bana ne isimler takarlar\u2026<br \/>\nGaml\u0131 bayku\u015f, y\u00e2rim g.t, mutsuz e\u015fek, yaln\u0131z adam, profes\u00f6r falan\u2026<br \/>\nEn son annem, \u015fimdi, felaket habercisi(!)<\/p>\n<p>\u0130nternette, orda burada bana ne isim takarlar\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek bile istemiyorum, do\u011fru bildi\u011fimi yap\u0131yorum!<\/p>\n<p>Yahuuu ben mi dondurdum batakl\u0131kta timsahlar\u0131?<br \/>\nBir garip veli ademim, bir \u00e7eyrek\u2026<br \/>\nTayyip\u2019in akrabas\u0131 olsa gerek, Evren Pa\u015fa\u2026<br \/>\nDondurdu Mehmet\u00e7i\u011fi, Allahuekber da\u011flar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nBu da m\u0131 benim su\u00e7um, benim icad\u0131m? \u0130stanbul\u2019da otobanda giderim\u2026<br \/>\nHayvan \u00f6n\u00fcmde, spastik hareketler i\u00e7eresinde\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki s\u00f6z s\u00f6ylemeyecek miyim b\u00f6ylesine, tak\u0131ld\u0131 pe\u015fime\u2026<br \/>\nTeyzem k\u0131zar, sorar\u2026<br \/>\nYar\u0131m g.t\u00fcn tekisin neyine g\u00fcveniyorsun?<br \/>\nS\u00f6yledim diye, timsahlar bile batakl\u0131kta dondu diye\u2026<br \/>\nOldum felaket habercisi, sanki benim mesuliyetimde, sorumlulu\u011fumda\u2026<br \/>\nEl\u00e7iye zeval olmaz derler, eskiler\u2026<br \/>\nEskiden kalm\u0131\u015f bu s\u00f6zler, do\u011fruyu s\u00f6yleyeni dokuz k\u00f6yden kovarlar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nedendir bilmem\u2026 \u015eu insanlar bana ne isimler takarlar\u2026 Gaml\u0131 bayku\u015f, y\u00e2rim g.t, mutsuz e\u015fek, yaln\u0131z adam, profes\u00f6r falan\u2026 En son annem, \u015fimdi, felaket habercisi(!) \u0130nternette, orda burada bana ne isim takarlar\u2026 Hi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek bile istemiyorum, do\u011fru bildi\u011fimi yap\u0131yorum! Yahuuu ben mi dondurdum batakl\u0131kta timsahlar\u0131? Bir garip veli ademim, bir \u00e7eyrek\u2026 Tayyip\u2019in akrabas\u0131 olsa gerek, Evren &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=5581\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAllahuekber, felaket habercisi\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5582,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5581\/revisions\/5582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}