{"id":53920,"date":"2020-10-14T05:39:46","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T05:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=53920"},"modified":"2020-10-14T06:56:13","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T06:56:13","slug":"haberlerde-goerduenuez-mue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=53920","title":{"rendered":"Haberlerde g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz m\u00fc?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kad\u0131n \u201csele\u201d kap\u0131l\u0131p gitti\u2026<br \/>\nYa ka\u00e7 kez s\u00f6yleyece\u011fim, \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fcz k\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBuzlu havada\u2026<br \/>\nPenguen y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f\u00fc. Ayak bileklerinize gelen su TEHLIKELI\u2026<br \/>\nYerden 20 santim y\u00fcksekli\u011finde h\u0131zl\u0131 (rakam akl\u0131mda degil) akar su\u2026<br \/>\n1 Ton\u2026<br \/>\nTEKRAR 1000 Kilogram bask\u0131 olu\u015fturur, ayakta durman\u0131z m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildir.<\/p>\n<p>Hayatin her alan\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nFEN\u2026<br \/>\nFizik kanunlar\u0131, matematik\u2026<br \/>\nMedeniyet neydi?<\/p>\n<p>HESAP \u2013 KITAP!<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6n\u00fcllerin belediyecili\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6\u011frenemediniz gitti\u2026<br \/>\nAllah\u2019\u0131n rahmeti\u2026<br \/>\nEn ufak \u00e7iselese yollara, \u00fclke felci\u2026<br \/>\nAKP\u2026<br \/>\nO pezevenk daha y\u0131llarca siksin sizi!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Of, of, of\u2026<br \/>\nNe haberler ne haberler\u2026<br \/>\nEkonomi falan\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki, \u00fc\u00e7 istihbari bilgi, askeri ve Tayyipistan ile ilgili\u2026<br \/>\nAMA(!)<\/p>\n<p>Evet, ama (\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Vaktim olursa, halim\u2026<br \/>\nBari buna KIMSE bir \u015fey diyemez\u2026<br \/>\nBili\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nTeknoloji, hackerlerin d\u00fcnyas\u0131ndan\u2026<br \/>\nBILINMEYEN\u2026<br \/>\nAma bilinmesi gerekenler\u2026<br \/>\nBelki!?<\/p>\n<p>Nazikeye soruydu\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cSen peygamber misin\u201d<br \/>\n&#x1f60a; &#x1f60a; &#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Ya dayanam\u0131yorum, illallah dedim\u2026<br \/>\nBEZDIM sikilmekten, kimsenin becerilmesine g\u00f6nl\u00fcm raz\u0131 de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nBORSA\u2026<br \/>\nUnutma ARTIK algoritma!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0130zlediniz mi bilmem?<br \/>\nInternet falan, tehdit\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eiddet\u2026<br \/>\nSiyasete ne bu hiddet?!<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nSiyaset\u00e7i toplumun aynas\u0131 de\u011fil miydi?<br \/>\nSiyasete soyunuyorsun, sorun \u00e7\u00f6zmek i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\nYasaklamalar\u2026<br \/>\nSorun \u00e7\u00f6zmez, aksine daha \u00e7ok sorun yarat\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nMillet\u2026<br \/>\nEkme\u011finde, EKMEK GELMELI SOFRAYA\u2026<br \/>\nSen\u2026<br \/>\nHa bire yasakla!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7uvald\u0131z\u0131 KENDINE\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u011fneyi ba\u015fkas\u0131na!!!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>BULUYOR\u2026<br \/>\nNATO sikecek Emine\u2019yi, anas\u0131n\u0131, k\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131. Dur bakal\u0131m, g\u00f6rece\u011fiz!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Almanya 08:55<br \/>\nDolar 7,9350&#8230;<br \/>\nYaniii&#8230;<br \/>\n7,94 KAPIDA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kad\u0131n \u201csele\u201d kap\u0131l\u0131p gitti\u2026 Ya ka\u00e7 kez s\u00f6yleyece\u011fim, \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fcz k\u0131\u015f\u2026 Buzlu havada\u2026 Penguen y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f\u00fc. Ayak bileklerinize gelen su TEHLIKELI\u2026 Yerden 20 santim y\u00fcksekli\u011finde h\u0131zl\u0131 (rakam akl\u0131mda degil) akar su\u2026 1 Ton\u2026 TEKRAR 1000 Kilogram bask\u0131 olu\u015fturur, ayakta durman\u0131z m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildir. Hayatin her alan\u0131nda\u2026 FEN\u2026 Fizik kanunlar\u0131, matematik\u2026 Medeniyet neydi? HESAP \u2013 KITAP! G\u00f6n\u00fcllerin belediyecili\u011fi\u2026 \u00d6\u011frenemediniz &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=53920\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHaberlerde g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz m\u00fc?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53920"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53920"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53932,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53920\/revisions\/53932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}