{"id":52989,"date":"2020-10-01T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-01T10:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52989"},"modified":"2020-10-01T10:26:30","modified_gmt":"2020-10-01T10:26:30","slug":"bermuda-seytan-uecgeni-duydunuz-belki-dinle-beni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52989","title":{"rendered":"Bermuda \u015eeytan \u00dc\u00e7geni, duydunuz belki. DINLE BENI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hani kayboluyor u\u00e7aklar, gemiler falan\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130z b\u0131rakmadan\u2026<br \/>\nBilmem biliyor musunuz AYNISI var uzayda\u2026<br \/>\nHemen \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fczde yani, &#8222;uydular kayboluyor&#8220; falan\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nKonu bu de\u011fil konumuz EKMEK\u2026<br \/>\nBilmedikleriniz!<\/p>\n<p>Ben demiyorum bunu, diyen diyetisyen\u2026<br \/>\nHani g\u0131da israf\u0131, do\u011fru diyor CNN-T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026<br \/>\nPapara falan, k\u00f6fteye katk\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nATMA ekme\u011fi, yeminle\u2026<br \/>\nTecr\u00fcbelerle sabit \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc g\u00fcn gelir Allah \u00e7arpar seni.<\/p>\n<p>Nimettir, nimet\u2026<br \/>\nVe bizim \u00d6Z\u00dcM\u00dcZDE yatar, g\u00f6rd\u00fck m\u00fc yerde ekme\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nKoyar\u0131z k\u00f6\u015feye ki \u00e7i\u011fnenmeye\u2026<br \/>\nBak buray\u0131 anla\u2026<br \/>\nAl ekme\u011fi taze taze, KOY buzlu\u011fa\u2026<br \/>\nYOK\u2026<br \/>\nBuzdolab\u0131na de\u011fil buzlu\u011fa\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT DIKKAT DIKKAT<br \/>\n24 saat kalmal\u0131 buzlukta, 24 saat daha fazla de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kar bu ekme\u011fi buzluktan ve t\u00fcket m\u00fcmk\u00fcn oldu\u011funca \u00e7abuk\u2026<br \/>\nHemen bir g\u00fcnde de\u011fil, yanl\u0131\u015f anlama\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte m\u00fcmk\u00fcn oldu\u011fu kadar \u00e7abuk\u2026<br \/>\nYINE dikkat\u2026<br \/>\nAffedersiniz\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nYukar\u0131dan giren ki EKMEK bu EKMEK\u2026<br \/>\nDOYURUR\u2026<br \/>\nA\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor HAZIM EDILMEDEN\u2026<br \/>\nYANI\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131f\u0131r kalori, <strong>ekmek diyeti<\/strong>\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stedi\u011fin kadar ye, neden mi?<br \/>\nEkmek i\u00e7inde bulunan ni\u015fasta, yani \u201ckalori, bizi \u015fi\u015fmanlatan\u201d<br \/>\nKimyasal bir reaksiyonla YOK ediliyor, devre d\u0131\u015f\u0131 kal\u0131yormu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nHem israf\u0131 \u00f6nle hem ZAYIFLA!<\/p>\n<p>A\u011f\u0131r \u015feker hastas\u0131y\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nMa\u015fallah neyim yok ki?<br \/>\nHER AN KOMAYA d\u00fc\u015fecek kadar ama i\u011fne yapmama gerek yok\u2026<br \/>\nDedik ya\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder i\u015fi!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Anlatsan\u2026<br \/>\nAnlayan olacak m\u0131?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hani kayboluyor u\u00e7aklar, gemiler falan\u2026 \u0130z b\u0131rakmadan\u2026 Bilmem biliyor musunuz AYNISI var uzayda\u2026 Hemen \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fczde yani, &#8222;uydular kayboluyor&#8220; falan\u2026 AMA\u2026 Konu bu de\u011fil konumuz EKMEK\u2026 Bilmedikleriniz! Ben demiyorum bunu, diyen diyetisyen\u2026 Hani g\u0131da israf\u0131, do\u011fru diyor CNN-T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026 Papara falan, k\u00f6fteye katk\u0131\u2026 ATMA ekme\u011fi, yeminle\u2026 Tecr\u00fcbelerle sabit \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc g\u00fcn gelir Allah \u00e7arpar seni. Nimettir, nimet\u2026 Ve &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52989\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBermuda \u015eeytan \u00dc\u00e7geni, duydunuz belki. DINLE BENI\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52989"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52989"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52999,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52989\/revisions\/52999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}