{"id":52434,"date":"2020-09-25T12:34:07","date_gmt":"2020-09-25T12:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52434"},"modified":"2020-09-25T12:54:04","modified_gmt":"2020-09-25T12:54:04","slug":"evet-ya-ah-oender-oender-soeyler-vazifem-goerevim-seve-seve-yerine-getirdigim-dinleyen-kim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52434","title":{"rendered":"Evet ya, ah \u00d6nder. \u00d6nder s\u00f6yler, VAZIFEM, g\u00f6revim\u2026 Seve seve yerine getirdi\u011fim, DINLEYEN KIM?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00f6z\u00fcm sizedir gen\u00e7ler\u2026<br \/>\nBu sabah mazot\u2026<br \/>\n99 Cent\u2026<br \/>\nZiya Sel\u00e7uk gibi tipler\u2026<br \/>\nVitrindekiler\u2026<br \/>\nAMAN \u00e7ocuklar AMAN, bende aldand\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nToparland\u0131m, tecr\u00fcbe\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6yle tipler hayatiniz boyunca \u00e7\u0131kacak kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131za, alt\u0131 Tophane\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcst\u00fc \u015ei\u015fhane\u2026<br \/>\nKANMAYIN, en tehlikeli olanlar onlar\u2026<br \/>\nBay Kahpedo\u011fan\u2026<br \/>\nINAN, yeminle EMINIM din bilgisi benimkinden az\u2026<br \/>\nVe ben abdest bile almas\u0131n\u0131 bilmem\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6\u011frenmi\u015ftim, unuttum\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kacaksam tanr\u0131m\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na, ki S\u00dcREKLI dilimde\u2026<br \/>\nDUA\u2026<br \/>\nAl\u0131r\u0131m boy abdestimi, temizlerim\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; i\u00e7imi &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kar\u0131m kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na, Camii falan hep b\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nNe ilgisi var cinsel ili\u015fkiyle, O\u2026<br \/>\nYaradan\u2026<br \/>\nVe ben b\u00f6yleyim ister kabul et ister etme.<\/p>\n<p>Mazot dedim\u2026<br \/>\nElektrik, elektronik dedim\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6ren g\u00f6ze sahipsen, his eden y\u00fcre\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015faretler, emareler her yerde.<\/p>\n<p>Oku PAPAZI\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fartm\u0131\u015f sa\u00e7lar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAma var ya gram hayat tecr\u00fcbesi yok bunda!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130yi Parti bilmem ne\u2026<br \/>\nO kad\u0131n HEPSI\u2026<br \/>\nAMA HEPSI ikbal pe\u015finde\u2026<br \/>\nVatan, millet Allah\u2019a emanet edile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vir\u00fcs de, zamlar da domdom kur\u015funu gibi!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ekti\u011fimiz bunca s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131ya ra\u011fmen hayat tatl\u0131d\u0131r, g\u00fczeldir, ya\u015famaya de\u011ferdir.<br \/>\nBen ge\u00e7mi\u015f g\u00fcnleri \u00f6m\u00fcrden saym\u0131yorum. Hayat gelecektir, geriye kalan g\u00fcnlerdir, ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z s\u00fcrece g\u00fclmeyi ve g\u00fcler y\u00fczl\u00fc olmay\u0131 ba\u015farabilmektir.<br \/>\nPeki, g\u00fclebiliyor, g\u00fcler y\u00fczl\u00fc olabiliyor muyuz? Gelecekte mut-lu olacak m\u0131y\u0131z?<br \/>\nTabii ki, umutsuz olmamak l\u00e2z\u0131m ama \u015fu tabloya bak\u0131n:<br \/>\n\u25a0 \u00dclkede ekonomi s\u0131n\u0131fta kald\u0131!<br \/>\n\u25a0 Hayat pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 b\u00fct\u00e7eleri darmada\u011f\u0131n ediyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u25a0 Dolar, alm\u0131\u015f ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 gidiyor.<br \/>\n\u25a0 Param\u0131z pul haline gelmi\u015f durumda\u2026<br \/>\n\u25a0 \u0130\u015fsizlik korkun\u00e7 boyutlara ula\u015ft\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u25a0 Zamlar halk\u0131 domdom kur\u015funu gibi vuruyor!<br \/>\n\u25a0 \u0130nsanlar peri\u015fan, \u00e7aresiz\u2026<br \/>\nBu durumda nas\u0131l g\u00fclebiliriz? Nas\u0131l mutlu oluruz?<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nEvet, hayat tatl\u0131d\u0131r, ya\u015famak g\u00fczeldir. \u0130yi ve do\u011fru ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z zaman hayat \u00f6yle ho\u015ftur ki\u2026<br \/>\nPeki, \u00fclkemizin y\u00f6netim tarz\u0131 bize gelecek i\u00e7in umut veriyor mu, mutlu bir gelecek vaat ediyor mu?<br \/>\nBu sorunun cevab\u0131 tek kelime ile HAYIR&#8217;d\u0131r.<br \/>\nKaderimizi kararlar\u0131m\u0131z bi\u00e7imlendirir.<br \/>\nHer ulusun hayat\u0131, yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 tercihlerin toplam\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nBizim halk\u0131m\u0131z b\u00f6yle bir ya\u015fam\u0131 tercih etti!<br \/>\n\u00d6yle ise a\u011flamaya hakk\u0131m\u0131z yok!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nT\u00fcm dertlerimizin yan\u0131 s\u0131ra, bir de koronavir\u00fcs k\u00e2busu simsiyah bir bulut gibi \u00e7\u00f6kt\u00fc \u00fczerimize\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cCovid-19\u201d denilen kara bel\u00e2, ya\u015fam zevkimizi \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fc, hayat\u0131 zehir etti!<br \/>\n\u00dclkemizde bu y\u0131l\u0131n mart ay\u0131 sonuna do\u011fru ba\u015flayan salg\u0131n, alt\u0131nc\u0131 ay\u0131n\u0131 doldurdu.<br \/>\n22 Eyl\u00fcl 2020 itibar\u0131yla toplam 7639 insan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 kaybettik!<br \/>\nVaka say\u0131lar\u0131, iki ay \u00f6ncesine g\u00f6re iki kat artt\u0131!<br \/>\nGen\u00e7lerin yo\u011fun bak\u0131mda tedavi oran\u0131 y\u00fczde 25&#8217;e \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Bilim Kurulu \u00dcyesi Prof. Dr. Hasan Murat G\u00fcnd\u00fcz, \u201cYa\u015fl\u0131lar\u0131n b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 yo\u011fun bak\u0131mlar\u0131 gen\u00e7ler dolduruyor. B\u00f6lgesel k\u0131s\u0131tlamalar gelebilir\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nSa\u011fl\u0131k Bakan\u0131 Fahrettin Koca ise h\u00e2l\u00e2 \u201c65 ya\u015f \u00fcst\u00fc-ne \u00f6nlemler\u201d diye geveleyip duruyor!<br \/>\nToplumda endi\u015fe, tela\u015f, korku b\u00fcy\u00fcmekte\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nT\u0131p adamlar\u0131 \u201c\u00d6zellikle risk grubunda bulunan ki\u015filer (65 ya\u015f \u00fcst\u00fc ve kronik hastal\u0131\u011f\u0131 bulunanlar) mutlaka grip ve zat\u00fcrre a\u015f\u0131s\u0131 olmal\u0131d\u0131r\u201d diyor.<br \/>\nTamam! Olmal\u0131lar tabii ki ama a\u015f\u0131y\u0131 nerede bulacaklar?<br \/>\nKoskoca T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;de, g\u00fczel \u00fclkemizde grip ve zat\u00fcrre a\u015f\u0131lar\u0131 yok!<br \/>\nSa\u011fl\u0131k Bakan\u0131 ne diyor buna? Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ne i\u015f yap\u0131yor?<br \/>\nZat\u00fcrre ve grip a\u015f\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n koronavir\u00fcsle do\u011frudan do\u011fruya bir ilgisi ve ili\u015fkisi yok! Ancak, bir insan koronavir\u00fcsle birlikte gribe veya zat\u00fcrreye yakalanmas\u0131 halinde tehlike b\u00fcy\u00fcyor, iyile\u015fme ihtimali g\u00fc\u00e7le\u015fiyor.<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 anda iki ya da \u00fc\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015fmanla birden bo\u011fu\u015fmamak i\u00e7in grip ve zat\u00fcrre a\u015f\u0131lar\u0131 olmak \u015fart ama\u2026<br \/>\nA\u015f\u0131y\u0131 nereden bulacaklar?<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nKorona salg\u0131n\u0131 6 ay\u0131 a\u015fk\u0131n bir s\u00fcredir devam ediyor.<br \/>\nMuhterem Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakan\u0131, \u015fimdiye kadar zat\u00fcrre ve grip a\u015f\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 neden temin edemedi? Bu a\u015f\u0131lar\u0131n \u00f6nemini bilmiyor muydu? Ya da \u00e7ok mu zordu a\u015f\u0131 getirtmek?<br \/>\nEkim ay\u0131nda yurt d\u0131\u015f\u0131ndan gelece\u011fi s\u00f6ylenen grip a\u015f\u0131s\u0131 i\u00e7in insanlar\u0131m\u0131z \u015fimdiden kuyru\u011fa girmeye ba\u015flad\u0131.<br \/>\nVatanda\u015flar eczanelere isimlerini yazd\u0131rarak s\u0131raya giriyor, listeler olu\u015fturuyor.<br \/>\nBa\u015fka hi\u00e7bir uygar \u00fclkede insanlara b\u00f6yle eziyet \u00e7ektirilmiyor!<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fin i\u00e7ine menfaat girince ahl\u00e2k gidiyor!<br \/>\n\u0130Y\u0130 Parti&#8217;de olanlar nedir? Bu partinin ger\u00e7ek yurtseverlerden olu\u015ftu\u011funu ve \u00fclkeye umut veren bir parti oldu\u011funu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyordum.<br \/>\nSon Kurultay&#8217;daki \u00e7irkinlikler bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131m\u0131 biraz de\u011fi\u015ftirdi.<br \/>\nYa\u015fanan olaylar, \u201cPartide post kavgas\u0131 erken ba\u015flad\u0131\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeme sebep oldu.<br \/>\nSe\u00e7im \u00f6ncesi delegelere \u201c\u0130lk 75&#8217;te de olsa tercih edilmeyecekler\u201d diye bir liste da\u011f\u0131t\u0131ld\u0131 ve o isimlerin \u00fczerinin \u00e7izilmesi istendi.<br \/>\nTam bir b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fc ve y\u0131k\u0131c\u0131 zihniyetti bu\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dclke ad\u0131na umut ba\u011flayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z partinin hali can\u0131m\u0131 s\u0131kt\u0131 do\u011frusu\u2026 Bir k\u0131s\u0131m delege neredeyse birbirlerini yiyecekti!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130Y\u0130 Parti&#8217;nin en \u00e7al\u0131\u015fkan, en verimli milletvekillerinden biri olan Dr. Aytun \u00c7\u0131ray, Genel Ba\u015fkan Meral Ak\u015fener&#8217;in g\u00fcvenini kazanan bir siyaset\u00e7i oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in onun anahtar listesindeydi\u2026 \u00dczeri \u00e7izidi! Onun gibi daha bir\u00e7ok ki\u015fiye ayn\u0131 hainlik yap\u0131ld\u0131!<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda partiye b\u00fcy\u00fck zarar verdiler, fark\u0131nda de\u011filler\u2026<br \/>\nAday olmad\u0131klar\u0131 halde \u00fczeri d\u00fc\u015fmanca \u00e7izilenler de var. Adana Milletvekili \u0130smail Koncuk \u201cBen ve \u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f, Genel \u0130dare Kurulu&#8217;na aday bile de\u011filken, baz\u0131 ak\u0131l ve ahl\u00e2k fukaralar\u0131, bir k\u0131s\u0131m il y\u00f6neticisine b\u00f6yle bir liste da\u011f\u0131tm\u0131\u015f. Aday olma ihtimalimiz bile birilerini \u00fcrk\u00fctm\u00fc\u015f. Koltuk onlar\u0131n, adaml\u0131k bizim olsun!\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u0130smail Koncuk bence bu feveran\u0131nda hakl\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130Y\u0130 Parti&#8217;nin en \u00e7al\u0131\u015fkan milletvekillerinden biri oldu\u011fu halde \u00fczeri \u00e7izilen Dr. Aytun \u00c7\u0131ray, yap\u0131lan haks\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa:<br \/>\n\u201cBu listede as\u0131l hedef Merkez siyaset\u00e7ilerin tasfiyesidir. Demirel&#8217;in doktoru, \u0130smet Sezgin&#8217;in ye\u011feni ve bendeniz bunun i\u015faretidir. Ba\u015far\u0131p ba\u015faramayacaklar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rece\u011fiz. Samimiyet ve ilkeler testidir bu!\u201d s\u00f6zleriyle tepki g\u00f6sterdi.<br \/>\nYaln\u0131z \u0130Y\u0130 Parti&#8217;de de\u011fil, hemen hemen t\u00fcm siyasal kurulu\u015flarda bu t\u00fcr \u00e7irkin partizanl\u0131\u011fa rastlan\u0131yor. \u0130\u015fin i\u00e7ine menfaat girince maalesef ahl\u00e2k gidiyor!<br \/>\n\u201cBunun anal\u0131\u011f\u0131 da b\u00f6yleydi be yaa!\u201d<br \/>\nBulgaristan&#8217;\u0131n Karadeniz k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131ndaki Varna \u015fehrinde bir Roman \u00c7eriba\u015f\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 evlendirmektedir.<br \/>\nG\u00fczel bir d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn yap\u0131l\u0131r, yenilir, i\u00e7ilir, davetliler Roman danslar\u0131yla co\u015farlar\u2026<br \/>\nHerkes memnun, herkes mutludur\u2026<br \/>\nGecenin ge\u00e7 bir saatinde gelin ve damat evlerine u\u011furlan\u0131r.<br \/>\nSabaha kar\u015f\u0131 \u00c7eriba\u015f\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131lacak gibi yumruklan\u0131r.<br \/>\n\u201cNe oldu? Ne var?\u201d diye don-g\u00f6mlek yata\u011f\u0131ndan f\u0131rlay\u0131p kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7an \u00c7eriba\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda damad\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce \u00f6fkelenerek ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:<br \/>\n\u201cN&#8217;ap\u0131yon be ya, k\u0131ra\u00e7an m\u0131 kap\u0131y\u0131 len?\u201d<br \/>\nDamat k\u0131zg\u0131n ve tela\u015fl\u0131 konu\u015fur:<br \/>\n\u201cBaba, senin k\u0131z, k\u0131z \u00e7\u0131kmad\u0131 be ya, nap\u00e7ez \u015fimdi?\u201d<br \/>\n\u00c7eriba\u015f\u0131 hayretle ka\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rarak:<br \/>\n\u201cYapma be ya.\u201d der \u201cTe bunun anal\u0131\u011f\u0131 da valla b\u00f6yleydi. Kim \u015faap\u0131yo bunlar\u0131 be ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2020\/yazarlar\/rahmi-turan\/virus-de-zamlar-da-domdom-kursunu-gibi-6053512\/  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00f6z\u00fcm sizedir gen\u00e7ler\u2026 Bu sabah mazot\u2026 99 Cent\u2026 Ziya Sel\u00e7uk gibi tipler\u2026 Vitrindekiler\u2026 AMAN \u00e7ocuklar AMAN, bende aldand\u0131m\u2026 Toparland\u0131m, tecr\u00fcbe\u2026 B\u00f6yle tipler hayatiniz boyunca \u00e7\u0131kacak kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131za, alt\u0131 Tophane\u2026 \u00dcst\u00fc \u015ei\u015fhane\u2026 KANMAYIN, en tehlikeli olanlar onlar\u2026 Bay Kahpedo\u011fan\u2026 INAN, yeminle EMINIM din bilgisi benimkinden az\u2026 Ve ben abdest bile almas\u0131n\u0131 bilmem\u2026 \u00d6\u011frenmi\u015ftim, unuttum\u2026 \u00c7\u0131kacaksam tanr\u0131m\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=52434\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eEvet ya, ah \u00d6nder. \u00d6nder s\u00f6yler, VAZIFEM, g\u00f6revim\u2026 Seve seve yerine getirdi\u011fim, DINLEYEN KIM?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52434"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52434"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52438,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52434\/revisions\/52438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}