{"id":51113,"date":"2020-09-11T11:11:11","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T11:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=51113"},"modified":"2020-09-11T13:00:09","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T13:00:09","slug":"sr-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=51113","title":{"rendered":"SR-1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ta ba\u015f\u0131ndan beri anlat\u0131r dururum\u2026<br \/>\nArazi Mafyas\u0131, O\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130mam\u0131n bilmem nesi, neden midemi buland\u0131rd\u0131???<br \/>\n\u0130ki olas\u0131l\u0131k vard\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nO pezevenk\u2026<br \/>\nYa ger\u00e7ekten su\u00e7 i\u015flemedi\u2026<br \/>\nVEYA\u2026<br \/>\nIman, imama y\u00e2rdim etti!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ster inan bana ister inanma\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuk ya\u015fta\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u0131\u015ft\u0131m siyasete, yok ya \u00f6yle kahve muhabbeti de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nUcunda ya mahpus veya \u00f6l\u00fcm olan cinsi.<\/p>\n<p>O zamanlar ufaktan ufaktan kayn\u0131yordu kazan\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cK\u00fcrt milliyet\u00e7ili\u011fi\u201d<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nGenel hatlar\u0131yla ya sa\u011fd\u0131n ya sol\u2026<br \/>\nBiliyorum\u2026<br \/>\nOkunuyorum, G\u00fcney Do\u011fu Anadolu\u2019dan da\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00fcr\u015fat\u2026<br \/>\nEski dostum, bilmiyorum \u00f6ld\u00fcn m\u00fc kald\u0131n m\u0131?<br \/>\nK\u00fcrt\u2019t\u00fc, tertemiz bir \u00e7ocuk, ortaokulu beraber okuduk\u2026<br \/>\nO zamanlar d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm kenefe\u2026<br \/>\nHelan\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nEn derin yerine\u2026<br \/>\nTe o zamanlardan beri olmad\u0131m ayak tak\u0131m\u0131, Almanlar\u0131n dedi\u011fi gibi\u2026<br \/>\nKanonenfutter\u2026<br \/>\nHarcatmad\u0131m kendimi ama \u00e7ok g\u00f6rd\u00fcm, \u00e7ok ya\u015fad\u0131m bozuk para gibi harcananlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u00e7im hep \u00e7iz etti. Daha \u00e7ocuktum, \u00e7ocuk\u2026<br \/>\nNe anlar\u0131m siyasetten, sa\u011fdan soldan AMAAA\u2026<br \/>\nTa o zamanlardan vard\u0131 bu huy bende\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lle bakmal\u0131yd\u0131m perde arkas\u0131na, yatak \u2013 koltuk alt\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nHal\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fc mis\u2026<br \/>\nAlt\u0131 pis!<\/p>\n<p>Demedim mi d\u00fcn, yazmad\u0131m m\u0131?<br \/>\nBayrak yar\u0131\u015f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBak dolara bak Euro\u2019ya\u2026<br \/>\nAnla.<\/p>\n<p>G\u00d6Z\u00dcN\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne, g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc sand\u0131\u011f\u0131na inanma!<\/p>\n<p>Benden ya\u015f\u00e7a bir mi iki mi b\u00fcy\u00fckt\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nYak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 bir \u00e7ocuktu, k\u0131zlar\u0131n biri geliyor biri gidiyordu\u2026<br \/>\nBen daha yeni yeni uyan\u0131yordum kad\u0131n denilen memeli iki bacakl\u0131ya\u2026<br \/>\nUtan\u0131yordum, s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yordum\u2026<br \/>\nFigen ilk a\u015fk\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nSar\u0131\u015f\u0131n bir melek, s\u0131r\u0131ls\u0131klam a\u015f\u0131kt\u0131m, a\u00e7\u0131lamad\u0131m ya k\u0131za\u2026<br \/>\nUlan ben senin kafana\u2026<br \/>\nSen ne korkuyorsun onlardan?<br \/>\nOnlar senden korsun\u2026<br \/>\nOlmad\u0131, bu tecr\u00fcbenin ac\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 sonradan misliyle \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nNe demi\u015fler, ge\u00e7 kalan\u0131 hayat cezalar.<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz m\u00fc bu sabah haberlerde\u2026<br \/>\nBir SIHA\u2026<br \/>\nU\u00e7ak m\u00fchimmat\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yabilen, UTANMADAN yay\u0131nl\u0131yorlar birde\u2026<br \/>\nNASILSA MILLET ENAYI\u2026<br \/>\nYutarlar zokay\u0131 sazan gibi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7izilmi\u015f yere kocaman bir kare, SIHA att\u0131 bombay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKi normali\u2026<br \/>\nHani ba\u015far\u0131 dedikleri karenin ortas\u0131, en az\u0131ndan kenar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAMA \u00e7izilen kare i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nPatlad\u0131 bomba ya tam \u00e7izgide veya \u00e7izginin az biraz d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nVe badem utanmadan diyor bu bir ilk, ilk defa SIHA u\u00e7ak bombas\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131 ve att\u0131!?<\/p>\n<p>Vay be\u2026<br \/>\nNe mutlu yiyene!<\/p>\n<p>Ayakta uyutuyorlar, AYAKTA SIKIYORLAR SIZI\u2026<br \/>\nZahmet edip yata\u011fa bile yat\u0131rma gere\u011fi g\u00f6rmeden?<br \/>\nNEDEN\u2026<br \/>\nNeden ayakta sikiyorlar sizi, egoistlerde ondan\u2026<br \/>\nSen tatmin olmu\u015fsun olmam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n kimin umurunda\u2026<br \/>\nYeter ki onlar rahatlas\u0131n, SEN kimin umurundas\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p><strong>DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nTrump &#8211; Ukrayna, Ukrayna \u2013 Tayyipistan \u00fc\u00e7geninde olup biteni g\u00f6rebiliyor musun?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bu sabah yazd\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fczy\u0131l sonunda Alman kentlerinde 45 derece \u0131s\u0131 beklenmekte\u2026<br \/>\nNEDEN, neden kentlerde dedim?<br \/>\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc eski kafa, eski planlama ne gerek var ta\u015fa topra\u011fa?<br \/>\nYa\u011fan rahmet do\u011fru kanalizasyona, kar\u015fs\u0131n sidi\u011fe, boka\u2026<br \/>\nYeni bir kent kuruluyor Almanya\u2019da, pilot proje\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok \u00f6ncesi yine anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r, evlerin dam\u0131, otob\u00fcs \u00fcstleri\u2026<br \/>\nHER YER\u2026<br \/>\nM\u00fcmk\u00fcn olan her yeri ye\u015fillendir\u2026<br \/>\nYine beton AMA su kanalizasyona aktar\u0131lm\u0131yor, kent alt\u0131nda depolan\u0131p ihtiya\u00e7 halinde\u2026<br \/>\nHani yer kaloriferleri var ya benzeri, sadece tersi\u2026<br \/>\nSo\u011futma i\u00e7in kullan\u0131lacak, ye\u015fili sulamaya.<\/p>\n<p>45 derece ne demek biliyor musun\u2026<br \/>\nBenim gibiler\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u015fl\u0131lar ve \u00e7ocuklara AZRAIL ziyareti demek\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6lmek demek \u00f6lmek!<\/p>\n<p>Evet\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6LMEK\u2026<br \/>\nMesleki risk midir polisin, askerin\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcvenlik g\u00fc\u00e7lerinin AMA HELLE ILLE\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stihbarat g\u00f6revlilerinin, \u00f6lmesi mesleki risk midir?<br \/>\nSecret Service\u2026<br \/>\n3000 ki\u015fi AMA ta\u015f \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r otuz bine\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT DIKKAT DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nBelki duymu\u015fsunuzdur, Navy Seals\u2026<br \/>\nDikkat dedim ya Navy \u0130ngilizceden T\u00fcrk\u00e7eye terc\u00fcme edersek DONANMA demek\u2026<br \/>\nSeals\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nM\u00fch\u00fcrlemek(!)<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Tayyipgiller\u2026<br \/>\nKe\u015fke anlasalar AMA anlam\u0131yor, bilmiyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nOnlarda m\u00fch\u00fcrl\u00fcyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nNeyi mi?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yok be karde\u015fim tencere yuvarlanm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nKapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bulmu\u015f meselesi de\u011fil, tak fi\u015fi bitir i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nTopra\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nEvlatlar\u0131n gelece\u011fini!<\/p>\n<p>Yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m evvelsi <strong>IZINSIZ<\/strong>\u2026<br \/>\nO\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131rak m\u00fch\u00fcrlemeyi, Emine\u2019ye bile giremez!<\/p>\n<p>### ilgisi yok makale ile ###<br \/>\nYazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ge\u00e7enlerde\u2026<br \/>\nKredi kart\u0131, i\u015flem ba\u015f\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nPARA\u2026<br \/>\nHakl\u0131 m\u0131yd\u0131m yazd\u0131klar\u0131mda h\u00e2ksiz mi?<\/p>\n<p>Enterprise\u2026<br \/>\nEnterprise i\u015fletmeler\u2026<br \/>\nHayal dahi edemeyece\u011finiz \u015feyler!<br \/>\nBana \u00f6\u011fretecekler!<br \/>\n### ### ###<\/p>\n<p>Bak karde\u015fim e\u011fer bana inan\u0131yor, g\u00fcveniyorsan\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u015fmez, kalkmaz bir ALLAH\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle b\u00fcy\u00fck b\u00fcy\u00fck LAFLAR edenler \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca kar\u015f\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6NCE\u2026<br \/>\nKendine \u015fu soruyu sor ve cevaplamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; Bu KIMIN g\u00f6t\u00fc ile osuruyor &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nAffedersiniz biraz kaba oldu ama hayat tecr\u00fcbesi\u2026<br \/>\nKendi poposuyla yap\u0131yorsa ne \u00e2l\u00e2\u2026<br \/>\nYok de\u011filse\u2026<br \/>\nKANMA!<\/p>\n<p>Yok\u2026<br \/>\nOlmuyor, can\u0131m yazmak istemiyor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ta ba\u015f\u0131ndan beri anlat\u0131r dururum\u2026 Arazi Mafyas\u0131, O\u2026 \u0130mam\u0131n bilmem nesi, neden midemi buland\u0131rd\u0131??? \u0130ki olas\u0131l\u0131k vard\u0131\u2026 O pezevenk\u2026 Ya ger\u00e7ekten su\u00e7 i\u015flemedi\u2026 VEYA\u2026 Iman, imama y\u00e2rdim etti! \u0130ster inan bana ister inanma\u2026 \u00c7ocuk ya\u015fta\u2026 Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131m siyasete, yok ya \u00f6yle kahve muhabbeti de\u011fil\u2026 Ucunda ya mahpus veya \u00f6l\u00fcm olan cinsi. O zamanlar ufaktan ufaktan kayn\u0131yordu &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=51113\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eSR-1\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51113"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51113"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51137,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51113\/revisions\/51137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}