{"id":4838,"date":"2017-12-09T08:50:17","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T08:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4838"},"modified":"2017-12-09T08:50:17","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T08:50:17","slug":"kadin-mazosizmine-guzel-bir-ornek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4838","title":{"rendered":"Kad\u0131n mazo\u015fizmine g\u00fczel bir \u00f6rnek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eyyy kad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nErkek de\u011fildir d\u00fc\u015fman\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>THY\u2026<br \/>\nTayyip Hava Yollar\u0131, bir saat gecikmeli\u2026<br \/>\nNORMAL(!)<\/p>\n<p>Ben olsayd\u0131m &gt;&gt;&gt; kesinlikle bu hava yollar\u0131 ile gelmezdim &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nEVET, Tayyip yiyece\u011fine, yanda\u015f ve yolda\u015f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAlem yesin\u2026<br \/>\nBulmad\u0131 her halde ba\u015fka u\u00e7an, \u00e7ok beklemesi gerekiyordu mutlaka!<\/p>\n<p>Sabah g\u00f6zlerimi a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131mda d\u00f6rt sular\u0131yd\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nEh i\u015fte iyi k\u00f6t\u00fc kalkt\u0131m, kahve yapt\u0131m kendime, banyoya gittim\u2026<br \/>\nDi\u011fer g\u00f6zede s\u0131\u00e7ram\u0131\u015f, biri iyile\u015fmeye ba\u015fl\u0131yor derken!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ok s\u00fcrmedi, han\u0131m kalkt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYa kad\u0131n, dur hele bir bismillah de ba\u015flad\u0131 kaz\u0131nmaya\u2026<br \/>\nBir kaz\u0131n\u0131yor ama sanki yar\u0131n\u0131 yok gibi!<\/p>\n<p>Geldik d\u00fckk\u00e2na\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015f arad\u0131 sabah sabah\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cNunaaa\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nNas\u0131ls\u0131n, ne yay\u0131yorsun?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soruya bak, ya d\u00fckk\u00e2nda ne yap\u0131l\u0131r???<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNe yapaca\u011f\u0131m, \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum!!!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnnem ka\u00e7ta gelecek?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSabah telefon etti, Almanya saati ile 10:30\u2019 da\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHangi 10:30?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSabah\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEyvahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\u201d<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHemen temizli\u011fe ba\u015flamal\u0131y\u0131m, hemen!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>B\u00f6yle bir \u015feydir kaynana olmak, ana olmak\u2026<br \/>\nHizaya sokar adam\u0131 otorite\u2026<br \/>\nPardon, gelini ve de k\u0131z\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>O eyvah\u2019\u0131 duymal\u0131yd\u0131n\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nGayriihtiyari\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015flad\u0131m g\u00fclmeye, han\u0131mla birlikte karde\u015fte!<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eyyy kad\u0131n\u2026 Erkek de\u011fildir d\u00fc\u015fman\u0131n! THY\u2026 Tayyip Hava Yollar\u0131, bir saat gecikmeli\u2026 NORMAL(!) Ben olsayd\u0131m &gt;&gt;&gt; kesinlikle bu hava yollar\u0131 ile gelmezdim &lt;&lt;&lt; EVET, Tayyip yiyece\u011fine, yanda\u015f ve yolda\u015f\u0131\u2026 Alem yesin\u2026 Bulmad\u0131 her halde ba\u015fka u\u00e7an, \u00e7ok beklemesi gerekiyordu mutlaka! Sabah g\u00f6zlerimi a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131mda d\u00f6rt sular\u0131yd\u0131\u2026 Eh i\u015fte iyi k\u00f6t\u00fc kalkt\u0131m, kahve yapt\u0131m kendime, banyoya gittim\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4838\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eKad\u0131n mazo\u015fizmine g\u00fczel bir \u00f6rnek\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4838"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4839,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838\/revisions\/4839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}