{"id":4479,"date":"2017-11-28T17:13:30","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T17:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4479"},"modified":"2017-11-28T17:25:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T17:25:55","slug":"hanimlara-tuyo-bir-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4479","title":{"rendered":"Han\u0131mlara t\u00fcyo, bir \u201cSIR\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>### Buras\u0131 sevdice\u011fime, sizler ge\u00e7in buralar\u0131!!! ###<\/p>\n<p>\u0130yi de\u011filim kad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nBirka\u00e7 sat\u0131r, t\u00fckeniyorum. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatmak, \u00f6\u011fretmek istedi\u011fim o kadar \u00e7ok \u015fey var ki, YouTube\u2019dan yay\u0131n yapay\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nYazmak gibi, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek gibi konu\u015fmakta yoruyor.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ns\u00fclin dedi, HAYIR dedim. Ben kendimi bilmiyor muyum? Yapmam yani\u2026<br \/>\nBiliyorsun\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u011fneden \u00e7ocuk gibi korkuyorum.<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>\u015eaka bir tarafa\u2026<br \/>\nBenim yapaca\u011f\u0131m \u015fey de\u011fil. Bir hap, oldu bitti. Hani hep diyorum ya sana\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcnde yirmi iki tane kesme \u015feker atmam laz\u0131m v\u00fccudumdan\u2026<br \/>\nAllah benimle, sanki Allah s\u00f6yletti:<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcnde iki litreden fazla Cola i\u00e7iyorum!<\/p>\n<p>Anlayaca\u011f\u0131n, ka\u00e7 tane 48 kesme \u015fekerden fazla kana kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nan yemekle \u00f6yle ah\u0131m \u015fah\u0131m aram yok, kilolar bu y\u00fczden ve hareketsizlik\u2026<br \/>\nDoktor \u00f6ncesinde de\u011ferleri inceledi, Kolesterole hi\u00e7 \u00f6nem vermedi\u2026<br \/>\nSenin i\u00e7in en b\u00fcy\u00fck tehlike; \u015feker!<\/p>\n<p>Bitmiyor ki karde\u015fim bitmiyor ki, bir deli\u011fi yam\u0131yorlar ba\u015fka taraftan bir delik a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131yor, ak ci\u011ferler\u2026<br \/>\nSu\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse, geleyim sadette. SIFIR Cola\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stedi\u011fin kadar bir \u015fekerli kahve i\u00e7!!!<\/p>\n<p>Yine hohes C gibi \u015fekersiz i\u00e7ecekler, yeter ki Cola i\u00e7me\u2026<br \/>\nZero i\u00e7iyordum, S\u00d6ZDE SIFIR \u015feker\u2026<br \/>\nYersen, dedim normalinden iyidir, de\u011filmi\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>Yine\u2026<br \/>\nPirin\u00e7 yasak, i\u015fim olmaz pirin\u00e7le\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<\/p>\n<p>### BUNDAN SONRASI HERKESE ###<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Makarnada yasak!!!<\/p>\n<p>Mesela k\u0131ymal\u0131 makarna\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 fark etmez, a\u011f\u0131z tad\u0131n\u0131za g\u00f6re yap\u0131n, orijinal \u0130talyan makarnas\u0131 bol sal\u00e7al\u0131 ger\u00e7i\u2026<br \/>\nSOSU\u2026<br \/>\nEn az\u0131ndan pi\u015ftikten sonra bir saat daha hafif ate\u015fte b\u0131rak\u0131n\u0131z!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130talyanlar\u0131n tavsiyesi \u00fc\u00e7 saat\u2026<br \/>\nBen olsam, a\u00e7l\u0131ktan geberir\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6yle kar\u0131n\u0131n dinini, iman\u0131n\u0131 der giderdim!<\/p>\n<p>Ger\u00e7ekten deneyin bir, aradaki lezzet fark\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6receksiniz. Bug\u00fcnden tezi yok bana YASAK!???<br \/>\nSizlere afiyet olsun.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6nder<\/p>\n<p>###<br \/>\nUnuttum bak\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011flayas\u0131m var, hamur i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6rek, \u00e7\u00f6rek, ikimsinde sevdi\u011fi \u00e7i\u011fb\u00f6rek\u2026<br \/>\nPizza ya pizza bile yasak&#8230;<br \/>\nK\u0131ymal\u0131 pirin\u00e7 \u00e7orbas\u0131n\u0131 severdim\u2026<br \/>\nO bile yasak!<br \/>\n###<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>### Buras\u0131 sevdice\u011fime, sizler ge\u00e7in buralar\u0131!!! ### \u0130yi de\u011filim kad\u0131n\u2026 Birka\u00e7 sat\u0131r, t\u00fckeniyorum. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm\u2026 Anlatmak, \u00f6\u011fretmek istedi\u011fim o kadar \u00e7ok \u015fey var ki, YouTube\u2019dan yay\u0131n yapay\u0131m\u2026 Yazmak gibi, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek gibi konu\u015fmakta yoruyor. Doktor\u2026 \u0130ns\u00fclin dedi, HAYIR dedim. Ben kendimi bilmiyor muyum? Yapmam yani\u2026 Biliyorsun\u2026 \u0130\u011fneden \u00e7ocuk gibi korkuyorum. &#x1f60a; \u015eaka bir tarafa\u2026 Benim yapaca\u011f\u0131m \u015fey &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4479\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHan\u0131mlara t\u00fcyo, bir \u201cSIR\u201d\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4479"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4483,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479\/revisions\/4483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}