{"id":44411,"date":"2020-05-23T09:59:51","date_gmt":"2020-05-23T09:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=44411"},"modified":"2020-05-23T10:01:11","modified_gmt":"2020-05-23T10:01:11","slug":"allah-belami-versin-haberim-yoktu-ama-benim-yazdiklarimla-cok-guezel-uyusuktu-duesuen-ulan-azicik-calissin-artik-o-kafan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=44411","title":{"rendered":"Allah belam\u0131 versin haberim yoktu AMA benim yazd\u0131klar\u0131mla \u00e7ok g\u00fczel uyu\u015futu. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn ULAN az\u0131c\u0131k \u00e7al\u0131\u015fs\u0131n art\u0131k o kafan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Havlu<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kayseri’de 19 May\u0131s g\u00fcn\u00fc balkona \u0130ngiliz bayra\u011f\u0131 as\u0131ld\u0131.
\n\u0130nfial ya\u015fand\u0131.
\nPolis \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131ld\u0131.
\n\u015e\u0131rrak\u2026
\nBayra\u011f\u0131 asan ki\u015fi g\u00f6zalt\u0131na al\u0131nd\u0131.
\nBilahare, valilik a\u00e7\u0131klama yapt\u0131, me\u011fer bayrak olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131, bayrak desenli havlu oldu\u011fu, kurusun diye balkona as\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.
\n\u2605
\nHassasiyet iyi de birader\u2026
\n\u2605
\nKayserili dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z \u0130ngiliz \u015f\u00f6valyesi de\u011fil mi?
\n\u2605
\nHat\u0131rlay\u0131n l\u00fctfen\u2026 2007 y\u0131l\u0131nda cumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 makam\u0131 Akp’ye ge\u00e7ti, \u015f\u0131rrak, \u0130ngiltere krali\u00e7esi T\u00fcrkiye’ye geldi.
\nYemin ederken bile smokin giymeyen Kayserili dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z, Krali\u00e7e’ye h\u00fcrmeten smokin giydi, papyon takt\u0131.
\nKrali\u00e7e de Kayserili dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131za \u201c\u015f\u00f6valye ni\u015fan\u0131\u201d takt\u0131.
\n\u015e\u00f6valye ni\u015fan\u0131n\u0131n tam ad\u0131, B\u00fcy\u00fck Ha\u00e7 Ni\u015fan\u0131’yd\u0131.
\n\u0130ngiliz u\u00e7ak gemisi HMS Illustrious’\u0131 getirmi\u015flerdi.
\n\u0130\u015fgal g\u00fcnlerinde oldu\u011fu gibi Bo\u011faz’a demirlemi\u015flerdi.
\n\u0130ngiltere krali\u00e7esi, bu z\u0131rhl\u0131n\u0131n g\u00fcvertesinde davet verdi.
\nKayserili \u015f\u00f6valye cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z ve Akp \u015f\u00fcrekas\u0131 ko\u015fa ko\u015fa \u0130ngiliz z\u0131rhl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n g\u00fcvertesindeki davete kat\u0131ld\u0131, s\u0131r\u0131tarak poz verdi.
\n\u2605
\nE, hani havlu hassasiyeti?
\n\u2605
\nKayserililer Kayserispor’un ma\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 Arap kanal\u0131ndan seyretmiyor mu?
\nO Arap \u00fclkesi, t\u0131pk\u0131 o futbol kanal\u0131 gibi, eskiden bizim de\u011fil miydi?
\nO Arap \u00fclkesini bizim elimizden \u0130ngilizler almad\u0131 m\u0131?
\nO Arap \u00fclkesini bizzat \u0130ngilizler kurmad\u0131 m\u0131?
\nO Arap \u00fclkesini \u015fu anda y\u00f6neten ki\u015fi, \u0130ngiliz ordusunun subaylar\u0131n\u0131 yeti\u015ftiren \u0130ngiltere Kraliyet Askeri Akademisi’nden mezun olmad\u0131 m\u0131?
\n\u2605
\nSenin tank fabrikan\u0131 o Arap \u00fclkesine vermediler mi?
\n\u2605
\nSenin durumu farketmen i\u00e7in illa balkona havlu mu ass\u0131n Arap?
\n\u2605
\nMesele elbette sadece Kayseri meselesi de\u011fil\u2026
\nT\u00fcrkiye’nin hangi \u015fehrinde ya\u015f\u0131yorsak ya\u015fayal\u0131m, ge\u00e7medi\u011fimiz k\u00f6pr\u00fcye, girmedi\u011fimiz t\u00fcnele, u\u00e7mad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z havaliman\u0131na, ge\u00e7i\u015f garantisi verildi\u011fi i\u00e7in, s\u0131rf ge\u00e7en sene 19 milyar lira \u00f6demedik mi?
\nBu paray\u0131 daha 25 sene boyunca \u00f6demeye devam etmeyecek miyiz?
\nYar\u0131n \u00f6b\u00fcr g\u00fcn iktidar de\u011fi\u015firse, yanda\u015f m\u00fcteahhitlere t\u0131k\u0131r t\u0131k\u0131r \u00f6denen bu milyarlarca liran\u0131n muslu\u011fu kesilmesin diye, hangi iktidar gelirse gelsin eli kolu ba\u011flans\u0131n diye, mecburen t\u0131k\u0131r t\u0131k\u0131r \u00f6demeye devam etsinler diye, s\u00f6zle\u015fmeler \u201c\u0130ngiliz yasalar\u0131\u201dyla yaz\u0131lmad\u0131 m\u0131?
\nT\u00fcrk hukuku yerine, \u0130ngiliz hukuku dayat\u0131lmad\u0131 m\u0131?
\nYanda\u015f m\u00fcteahhit \u201cparam\u0131 vermiyorlar\u201d diye mahkemeye giderse, T\u00fcrk mahkemeleri yerine, \u0130ngiliz mahkemeleri karar vermeyecek mi?
\n\u2605
\nSen h\u00e2l\u00e2 balkonda m\u0131 ar\u0131yorsun \u0130ngiliz’i?
\n\u2605
\nVe, belki de en hazin taraf\u0131\u2026
\nBalkona bayrak desenli havlu asan kimmi\u015f biliyor musunuz?
\n\u0130ran uyruklu biriymi\u015f, ismi R\u0131za.
\n\u2605
\n\u0130ranl\u0131 R\u0131za\u2026 H\u00fck\u00fcmetin bakanlar\u0131n\u0131 parma\u011f\u0131nda oynat\u0131rken, devletin bankas\u0131n\u0131 babas\u0131n\u0131n bankas\u0131 gibi kullan\u0131rken, arkas\u0131na T\u00fcrk Bayra\u011f\u0131 monte edilerek yanda\u015f televizyona \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131l\u0131rken, \u201cT\u00fcrkiye’nin cari a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 tek ba\u015f\u0131ma ben kapatt\u0131m\u201d derken, hi\u00e7 rahats\u0131z olmad\u0131n\u2026
\nAksine, hay\u0131rsever R\u0131za bey diye alk\u0131\u015flad\u0131n.
\n\u2605
\nBir ba\u015fka \u0130ranl\u0131 R\u0131za, balkona bayrak desenli havlu as\u0131nca rahats\u0131z oldun, \u00f6yle mi?<\/p>\n

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Havlu Kayseri’de 19 May\u0131s g\u00fcn\u00fc balkona \u0130ngiliz bayra\u011f\u0131 as\u0131ld\u0131. \u0130nfial ya\u015fand\u0131. Polis \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131ld\u0131. \u015e\u0131rrak\u2026 Bayra\u011f\u0131 asan ki\u015fi g\u00f6zalt\u0131na al\u0131nd\u0131. Bilahare, valilik a\u00e7\u0131klama yapt\u0131, me\u011fer bayrak olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131, bayrak desenli havlu oldu\u011fu, kurusun diye balkona as\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. \u2605 Hassasiyet iyi de birader\u2026 \u2605 Kayserili dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z \u0130ngiliz \u015f\u00f6valyesi de\u011fil mi? \u2605 Hat\u0131rlay\u0131n l\u00fctfen\u2026 2007 y\u0131l\u0131nda cumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 … <\/p>\n

\u201eAllah belam\u0131 versin haberim yoktu AMA benim yazd\u0131klar\u0131mla \u00e7ok g\u00fczel uyu\u015futu. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn ULAN az\u0131c\u0131k \u00e7al\u0131\u015fs\u0131n art\u0131k o kafan\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44411"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44411"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44413,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44411\/revisions\/44413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}