{"id":43264,"date":"2020-05-07T08:55:42","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T08:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=43264"},"modified":"2020-05-07T10:04:04","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T10:04:04","slug":"yuhhh-ulan-orospu-cocuklari-hani-merkez-bankasi-rezervlerinde-para-vardi-dolar-72328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=43264","title":{"rendered":"Yuhhh, ulan orospu \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 hani Merkez Bankas\u0131 rezervlerinde para vard\u0131? Dolar 7,2328"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Almanya 10:55<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u00d6ffff\u201d<br \/>\nO\u011flum \u00fczme kendini ya olmasa ne yapard\u0131k?<br \/>\nGer\u00e7i haz\u0131ra da\u011f dayanmaz AMA cimri baban, var \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr, \u00fczme kendini.<\/p>\n<p>Hep\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015f evi dahil, \u00e7ocuklar bunu \u00f6\u011fretmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nYar\u0131nlar\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn var bug\u00fcn yiyelim de\u011fil, KARANLIK YARINLAR\u2026<br \/>\nBen de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nBIZ\u2026<br \/>\nHEPIMIZ!!!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n<p>Amin, c\u00fcmlemizin<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bak ya LAFA bak \u015fimdi\u2026<br \/>\nAvrupa\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7bir \u015feyi \u201cIYI Y\u00d6NETEMIYOR\u201d<br \/>\nNe ekonomilerini ne COVID\u2019i\u2026<br \/>\nBadem \u201cbilirki\u015fisi\u201d b\u00f6yle diyor<br \/>\nBu y\u00fczden d\u00fcnya \u00e2lem Tayyipistandan ka\u00e7\u0131p Avrupa\u2019ya ak\u0131n etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Baba taraf\u0131m, BIR SANIYE beklemeyecek\u2026<br \/>\nBir f\u0131rsat\u0131n\u0131 yakalasalar BIR SANIYE BEKLEMEDEN KA\u00c7ACAKLAR\u2026<br \/>\nEkonomik durumlar idare eder gibi, s\u00f6yle b\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nAnne taraf\u0131 daha fena, emekli insanlar\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stanbullu olup KIM BILMEZ bu ismi, bu hastaneyi?<br \/>\nFlorence Nightingale\u2026<br \/>\nSar\u0131 pipimin babas\u0131, i\u015ften \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131ld\u0131 onunla birlikte onlarca, y\u00fczlercesi\u2026<br \/>\nNEDEN???<\/p>\n<p>Sevindim, dertle\u015firiz iki kuzen\u2026<br \/>\nHep istiyordu, k\u00f6le dememek i\u00e7in iki kuru\u015f para\u2026<br \/>\nY\u0131llar\u0131n emek\u00e7isi, y\u00fckl\u00fc tazminat\u2026<br \/>\nI\u015ften \u00e7\u0131kacakt\u0131, bu y\u00fczden \u00e7\u0131kam\u0131yordu\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya bir nevi k\u00f6le, teknisyen ama iki kuru\u015fa\u2026<br \/>\nBelki d\u00f6nebilir bu para ile Be\u015fikta\u015f\u2019a, Y\u00dcREKTEN ISTERIM, duac\u0131s\u0131y\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok farkl\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nTertemiz bir insan.<\/p>\n<p>Tize o\u011fullar\u0131, belki restoran a\u00e7acaklarm\u0131\u015f iki karde\u015f, o da olur\u2026<br \/>\nSami\u2026<br \/>\nOtelcilik okudu, i\u015fletme herifin elinden d\u00f6k\u00fclen yemekler\u2026<br \/>\nOf, of, of da of yani\u2026<br \/>\nMeyhane t\u00fcr\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nEhh\u2026<br \/>\nEn iyi m\u00fc\u015fterileri ben olurum art\u0131k!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sokaca\u011f\u0131m sosyalle\u015fmenize\u2026<br \/>\nSosyal medya\u2026<br \/>\nSosyal mesafe, siiiktirin lan\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ek\u00e7i olun biraz ger\u00e7ek\u00e7i, insan\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00fcr\u00fc ba\u011f\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131, T\u00fcrk milleti\u2026<br \/>\nVe kural tan\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcld\u00fcr\u00fcp durmay\u0131n ulan beni!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHer \u015feyi anlad\u0131k da\u201d<br \/>\nUlan hayat ne zamandan beri eve s\u0131\u011far oldu?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Deh, deh diye diye\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131\u011f\u0131rlar ah\u0131ra desenize!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almanya 10:55 \u201c\u00d6ffff\u201d O\u011flum \u00fczme kendini ya olmasa ne yapard\u0131k? Ger\u00e7i haz\u0131ra da\u011f dayanmaz AMA cimri baban, var \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr, \u00fczme kendini. Hep\u2026 Karde\u015f evi dahil, \u00e7ocuklar bunu \u00f6\u011fretmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026 Yar\u0131nlar\u2026 Bug\u00fcn var bug\u00fcn yiyelim de\u011fil, KARANLIK YARINLAR\u2026 Ben de\u011fil\u2026 BIZ\u2026 HEPIMIZ!!! NOKTA Amin, c\u00fcmlemizin Bak ya LAFA bak \u015fimdi\u2026 Avrupa\u2026 Hi\u00e7bir \u015feyi \u201cIYI Y\u00d6NETEMIYOR\u201d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=43264\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eYuhhh, ulan orospu \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 hani Merkez Bankas\u0131 rezervlerinde para vard\u0131? Dolar 7,2328\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43264"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43264"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43272,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43264\/revisions\/43272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}