{"id":42875,"date":"2020-04-30T14:33:34","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T14:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=42875"},"modified":"2020-04-30T15:13:23","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T15:13:23","slug":"korona-bulutunu-bilmem-ama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=42875","title":{"rendered":"Korona bulutunu bilmem ama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Verdim DVD\u2019yi\u2026<br \/>\nDedi bekle, iki dakikal\u0131k bir g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmeden sonra beni yeniden yollad\u0131 d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya\u2026<br \/>\nBirka\u00e7 dakika sonra ba\u015fka bir doktor girdi odas\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nBekle bekle, o arada kad\u0131nlar\u0131 ha\u015flama\u2026<br \/>\n15, 20 dakika sonra son giren doktor g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc kap\u0131da arkas\u0131ndan Profes\u00f6r \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya\u2026<br \/>\nBizi takip et dedi, akl\u0131mdan ilk ge\u00e7en:<br \/>\n\u201cO\u011flum \u00d6nder boku yedin!<\/p>\n<p>Bir tanesi yetmiyor, \u00e7ift \u00e7ift, \u00fc\u00e7er be\u015fer geliyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nYEMINLE aynen b\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cSoyun\u201d<br \/>\nSoyundum, \u201caaa s\u0131rt\u0131ndan ameliyat olmu\u015f (ikinci doktor)\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEvet\u201d dedi profes\u00f6r. \u201cNeren a\u011fr\u0131yor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6sterdim yerini, lekenin oldu\u011fu yer\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kinci doktor ba\u015flad\u0131 s\u0131rt\u0131m\u0131 m\u0131nc\u0131klamaya dedi:<br \/>\n\u201cDokuda de\u011fi\u015fiklik var\u201d<br \/>\nK\u0131sacas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fr\u0131lar ki doktor s\u00f6zleri cigerlerde \u201cbulut var\u201d<br \/>\nAmeliyattan ileri gelebilirmi\u015f a\u011fr\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nO anda CT \u00e7ekildi\u011finde so\u011fuk alg\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131, \u00f6ks\u00fcrme\u2026<br \/>\nBEN\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz, ulan eksi 10 \u2013 15 derecede oturan ben\u2026<br \/>\nHat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nCT birde uzun zaman sonra bir grip, yat\u0131rd\u0131 beni g\u00fcnlerce\u2026<br \/>\nNe zaman bilmiyorum?<br \/>\nNeticede\u2026<br \/>\nGene \u00d6nder \u00e7\u0131kmaz\u0131, bilmecesi\u2026<br \/>\nTam \u00d6nder isi\u2026<br \/>\nBILMIYORLAR\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nSen gene de kulak ver s\u00f6zlerime, YOK\u2026<br \/>\nYEMINLE b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fck falan taslad\u0131\u011f\u0131m yok, \u00e7okbilmi\u015flik\u2026<br \/>\nHani <strong>BAKIR<\/strong>\u2026<br \/>\nISPATI YARINA, zilli eczac\u0131lara BOK YIYEN CNN T\u00fcrkiyeliye duyurulur\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130spati\u2026<br \/>\nYar\u0131na!<\/p>\n<p>\u015eehit\u2026<br \/>\nMehmet\u00e7ik\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6len siviller, her g\u00fcn neredeyse her g\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nSaklayabildiklerini sakl\u0131yorlar, Korona rakamlar\u0131 gibi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin kaynaklar\u0131, istihbarat\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6t\u00fc boklu zibidiler sizi!<\/p>\n<p>Oturdu\u011fum yerden ulan oturdu\u011fum yerden silkelerim sizin gibileri\u2026<br \/>\nAnlayan anlad\u0131, O kelime asl\u0131nda farkl\u0131!<br \/>\nCOVID\u2026<br \/>\nHava yolu ile, bilmem ne\u2026<br \/>\nCNN T\u00fcrkiyeliye LAF laz\u0131m, sansasyon\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya, ya T\u00fcrkiyeli ya Alaman!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verdim DVD\u2019yi\u2026 Dedi bekle, iki dakikal\u0131k bir g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmeden sonra beni yeniden yollad\u0131 d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya\u2026 Birka\u00e7 dakika sonra ba\u015fka bir doktor girdi odas\u0131na\u2026 Bekle bekle, o arada kad\u0131nlar\u0131 ha\u015flama\u2026 15, 20 dakika sonra son giren doktor g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc kap\u0131da arkas\u0131ndan Profes\u00f6r \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya\u2026 Bizi takip et dedi, akl\u0131mdan ilk ge\u00e7en: \u201cO\u011flum \u00d6nder boku yedin! Bir tanesi yetmiyor, \u00e7ift &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=42875\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eKorona bulutunu bilmem ama\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42875"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42875"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42882,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42875\/revisions\/42882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}