{"id":4017,"date":"2017-11-17T07:16:50","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T07:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4017"},"modified":"2017-11-17T07:19:43","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T07:19:43","slug":"pala-onder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4017","title":{"rendered":"Pala \u00d6nder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBana takmad\u0131klar\u0131 isim kalmad\u0131, yeminle her \u015fey oldum\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eimdide pala \u00d6nder, han\u0131m \u00f6yle diyor bu sabah bana\u2026<br \/>\nBaltal\u0131 ilah, gaml\u0131 bayku\u015f, mutsuz e\u015fek, yar\u0131m g.t falan\u2026<br \/>\nBal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131y\u0131m vesselam!<\/p>\n<p>Ger\u00e7ekten tabiat\u0131 \u00e7ok severim\u2026<br \/>\nGiderim g\u00fcnlerce gelmem, tabii bakkal \u2013 \u00e7akal uzakta\u2026<br \/>\nEhhh\u2026<br \/>\nTilkisi, tav\u015fan\u0131, b.ku \u2013 b\u00f6ce\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nAlmanya\u2019da yok ger\u00e7i, Kurt, yeni yeni Polonya\u2019dan geldi\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHayatta\u201d kalma teknikleri\u2026<br \/>\nOltalar\u0131n yan\u0131nda, televizyon \u2013 radyo, kazma, k\u00fcrek, t\u00fcfe\u011fimde var, tabancamda\u2026<br \/>\nLaz\u0131m ya balta da laz\u0131m, pala da!<\/p>\n<p>Bir d\u00fcnya sipari\u015f verdim, her g\u00fcn geliyor bir, iki paket\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131smetse yeni y\u0131lda vatan\u0131mday\u0131m, orada girece\u011fiz. Deprem \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 yeniden organize ediyorum\u2026<br \/>\nEn son bilimsel verilere ve tecr\u00fcbelerime g\u00f6re, kimisini \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m \u00e7antadan, baz\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 ekledim\u2026<br \/>\nUnutmu\u015ftum, balata ve tabii\u2026<br \/>\nPala da!<\/p>\n<p>Yok\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc d\u00fcnya sava\u015f\u0131na haz\u0131rlanm\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nBabay\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eam babas\u0131, iskele babas\u0131 de\u011fil!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u0131llarca bu y\u00fczden bir dolu para verdiler bana, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmem, bilmem, \u00f6ng\u00f6r\u00fcde bulunmam, analiz etmem i\u00e7in. \u00d6nce can sonra canan\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7i canan bana can ama O ba\u015fka bir mesele\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; En \u00f6nemlisi su, su filtreleri. Temiz su ve y\u00e2rdim malzemeleri &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nANCAKKK\u2026<br \/>\nAllah g\u00f6stermesin, in\u015fallah d\u00fc\u015fmem b\u00f6yle durumlara\u2026<br \/>\nCan pazar\u0131nda, can\u0131 m\u00fcdafaa edemedikten sonra\u2026<br \/>\nHa \u015eam babas\u0131, iskele babas\u0131 olmu\u015fsun ha baba!<\/p>\n<p>Belki inanmayacaks\u0131n\u0131z ama\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcm bunlar k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck bir \u00e7antada!!!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f6rt tane battaniye, su filtresi, dedi\u011fim gibi tabanca, t\u00fcfek, pala, balta\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7akmak, k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t &#8211; kalem, ayd\u0131nlatma, kocaman mum, tam donan\u0131ml\u0131 ilk y\u00e2rdim \u00e7antas\u0131, vesaire vesaire\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130spat\u0131?<br \/>\nBitsin, \u00e7anta tamamlans\u0131n foto\u011fraf\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7eker yay\u0131nlar\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Not:<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nDelikanl\u0131 gibiyim, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle, a\u011fa\u00e7lar\u0131 yerinden s\u00f6kebilirim\u2026<br \/>\nAffedersiniz, sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m a\u00e7\u0131s\u0131ndan diyorum\u2026<br \/>\nO.ospu kar\u0131dan, Erdo\u011fan\u2019dan fark\u0131m kalmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u00f6yle bir b\u00f6yle!<\/p>\n<p>Ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m b\u00f6yle bilmiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nAnlam\u0131yorum, anlam\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nSebeplerini, nedenlerini anlam\u0131yorum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f\u2026 Bana takmad\u0131klar\u0131 isim kalmad\u0131, yeminle her \u015fey oldum\u2026 \u015eimdide pala \u00d6nder, han\u0131m \u00f6yle diyor bu sabah bana\u2026 Baltal\u0131 ilah, gaml\u0131 bayku\u015f, mutsuz e\u015fek, yar\u0131m g.t falan\u2026 Bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131y\u0131m vesselam! Ger\u00e7ekten tabiat\u0131 \u00e7ok severim\u2026 Giderim g\u00fcnlerce gelmem, tabii bakkal \u2013 \u00e7akal uzakta\u2026 Ehhh\u2026 Tilkisi, tav\u015fan\u0131, b.ku \u2013 b\u00f6ce\u011fi\u2026 Almanya\u2019da yok ger\u00e7i, Kurt, yeni yeni Polonya\u2019dan &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=4017\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201ePala \u00d6nder\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4017"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4017"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4021,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4017\/revisions\/4021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}