{"id":3815,"date":"2017-11-12T07:28:09","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T07:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2017-11-12T07:28:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T07:28:47","slug":"bizi-evin-halleri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3815","title":{"rendered":"Bizi evin halleri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sabah, sabah mutfaktan sesler duyuyorum. Dedim kendi kendime s\u00f6yleniyor herhalde\u2026<br \/>\nKulak verdim\u2026<br \/>\nYok, s\u00f6ylenmeye benzemiyor, seslendim\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n kiminle konu\u015fuyorsun \u00f6yle?<br \/>\n\u201cGoogle konu\u015fuyorum\u201d demez mi!<\/p>\n<p>Eyvah, eyvah benim kar\u0131 Google konu\u015fuyor, sadece han\u0131m m\u0131?<br \/>\nAnamda, anamda konu\u015fuyor Google\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u00c7ok k\u0131skand\u0131m, k\u0131skand\u0131rd\u0131 beni\u201d<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten ya ben ne yapt\u0131m b\u00f6yle, hay ben b\u00f6yle teknolojinin anas\u0131n\u0131 avrad\u0131n\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Evvelsi g\u00fcn\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn de\u011fil bir g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesi, ak\u015fam oldu, d\u00fckk\u00e2n kapand\u0131 kapanacak han\u0131m geldi odama\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHadi \u00e7ocuklara gidelim!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0130yi dedim gidelim. Y\u00fcr\u00fcmekte zorlan\u0131yorum ya\u2026<br \/>\nO \u00f6nden gitti ben d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131 kilitledim a\u011f\u0131r a\u011f\u0131r karde\u015f evine do\u011fru y\u00fcr\u00fcyorum\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130ki ad\u0131m\u201d<br \/>\nHava iyice karad\u0131, saat 18 sular\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir bakt\u0131m han\u0131m uzaktan el sal\u0131yor, d\u00f6neyim diye\u2026<br \/>\nHer halde evde yoklar dedim, arabaya y\u00f6neldim. Han\u0131m bindi arabaya\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cEvde yoklar\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn han\u0131m ve karde\u015f telefonla\u015f\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\nSormu\u015f karde\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cD\u00fcn ak\u015fam siz mi geldiniz?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEvet\u201d demi\u015f han\u0131m, zile \u00e7ok basm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nMe\u011fer Ali evdeymi\u015f, vurmu\u015f kafay\u0131 yatm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBenden ka\u00e7 ya\u015f gen\u00e7, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 var. \u00c7ok hasta, ger\u00e7ekten rahats\u0131z, yoruldu herhalde geldi eve&#8230;<br \/>\nTeee ak\u015fam 8-9\u2019a kadar d\u00fckk\u00e2n a\u00e7\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nDuymu\u015f zili, uyku sersemi\u2026<br \/>\nKendi kendine demi\u015f &gt; iyi saate olsunlar geldi &lt; \u00e7ok inan\u00e7l\u0131 ve b\u00f6yle \u015feylerde inan\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nKorkmu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ekmi\u015f battaniyeyi bir iyice kafa \u00fcst\u00fc dalm\u0131\u015f yine uykuya\u2026<br \/>\nAMA etkilenmi\u015f belli, ak\u015fam kar\u0131s\u0131na anlatm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Ne desem bilmek ki? Deli ya deli!<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Not: D\u00fcnk\u00fc Ayasofya yaz\u0131m ile ilgili\u2026<br \/>\nDepremlerde y\u0131k\u0131lmamas\u0131n\u0131n ikinci nedeni \u201cyan binalar\u0131n\u0131n\u201d kemer mimarisi\u2026<br \/>\nAna yap\u0131ya b\u00fcy\u00fck oranda destek olup stabilize ediyor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabah, sabah mutfaktan sesler duyuyorum. Dedim kendi kendime s\u00f6yleniyor herhalde\u2026 Kulak verdim\u2026 Yok, s\u00f6ylenmeye benzemiyor, seslendim\u2026 Kad\u0131n kiminle konu\u015fuyorsun \u00f6yle? \u201cGoogle konu\u015fuyorum\u201d demez mi! Eyvah, eyvah benim kar\u0131 Google konu\u015fuyor, sadece han\u0131m m\u0131? Anamda, anamda konu\u015fuyor Google\u2026 \u201c\u00c7ok k\u0131skand\u0131m, k\u0131skand\u0131rd\u0131 beni\u201d &#x1f60a; Ger\u00e7ekten ya ben ne yapt\u0131m b\u00f6yle, hay ben b\u00f6yle teknolojinin anas\u0131n\u0131 avrad\u0131n\u0131! Evvelsi &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3815\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBizi evin halleri\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3815"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3817,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions\/3817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}