{"id":37486,"date":"2020-02-11T13:43:58","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T13:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=37486"},"modified":"2020-02-11T14:32:15","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T14:32:15","slug":"bir-anda-bir-saniyeden-digerin-ama-konu-oenemli-ha-seker-ha-duran-ailesi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=37486","title":{"rendered":"Bir anda, bir saniyeden di\u011ferin AMA konu \u00d6NEMLI\u2026 Ha \u015eeker ha Duran ailesi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Biri mezara di\u011feri hapse\u2026<br \/>\nArkada kalan sevdikleri\u2026<br \/>\nBir kad\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6vmek erkeklik mi?<\/p>\n<p>Bazen\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ster inan ister inanma gerekli demek istemiyorum AMA\u2026<br \/>\nBazen BIR TOKATDI\u2026<br \/>\nHAK etmiyor de\u011filler(!)<\/p>\n<p>DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nNe insan dedim ne hayvan diyorum\u2026<br \/>\nDayak\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7bir canl\u0131ya ne yak\u0131\u015fan ne at\u0131lmas\u0131, yenmesi caiz olan\u2026<br \/>\nTezat m\u0131 demin dedi\u011fime?<br \/>\nEVET\u2026<br \/>\nTEZAT ama unutma kar\u015f\u0131ndaki de SADECE bir insan!<\/p>\n<p>Dayak cennetten \u00e7\u0131kma\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00e7 \u00f6v\u00fcn yemek \u00fc\u00e7 \u00f6v\u00fcn dayak\u2026<br \/>\nKarn\u0131ndan s\u0131pay\u0131 s\u0131rt\u0131ndan sopay\u0131 eksik etme\u2026<br \/>\nYa bizleri\u2026<br \/>\nErkekleri ne etmeli???<\/p>\n<p>Kar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKoca aras\u0131na girilmez!?<\/p>\n<p>En son BEN han\u0131mdan dayak yedim\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nHani bir \u201coperasyon \u00e7ektim\u201d kayboldum ortal\u0131ktan\u2026<br \/>\nHerkes merakta, ayakta\u2026<br \/>\nEve gelince s\u00fcp\u00fcrgenin ucu ile, vayyy\u2026<br \/>\nAllahs\u0131z tospa geldi sopa ayak bile\u011fimde kemik \u00fcst\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\nOfff anammm\u2026<br \/>\nNe ac\u0131d\u0131 ne ac\u0131d\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Konu\u015fmad\u0131 g\u00fcnlerce benimle\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131na bak ya sanki O beni de\u011fil, ben onu d\u00f6vm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm gibi.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f6z\u00fcn \u00f6z\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nKONUNUN\u2026<br \/>\nESAS sorulmas\u0131 gereken soru nedir biliyor musunuz?<\/p>\n<p>Evet, evet do\u011fru tahmin ettiniz\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cDayak\u00e7\u0131\u201d zorba kocay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u0131 \u2013 Koca kavgas\u0131n\u0131 ay\u0131rmak isterken \u00f6ld\u00fcren meselesi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u0131z, sadece insan\u2026<br \/>\nKavga g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc olmaz, olmamal\u0131 uluorta AMA hepimiz biliyoruz ki olabiliyor da\u2026<br \/>\nBen mesela\u2026<br \/>\nTepem atmas\u0131n, tepem atmas\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nSigortalar atmas\u0131n, kofra\u2026<br \/>\nBazen\u2026<br \/>\nH\u00e2kim olam\u0131yorsun kendine!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n<p><em>O\u011flum\u2026<br \/>\nMedeni cesaret g\u00f6stererek girdin araya\u2026<br \/>\nBir g\u00fc\u00e7s\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fcye kar\u015f\u0131 korumaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nTakdir edilecek bir davran\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nAMAAA\u2026<br \/>\nCebinde o b\u0131\u00e7ak NIYE?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gelelim ESAS MESELEYE\u2026<br \/>\nKimsenin, hukuk\u00e7ular\u0131n d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda kimsenin bu konuya yakla\u015fmayaca\u011f\u0131 \u015fekle\u2026<br \/>\nTEKRAR\u2026<br \/>\nVe \u00f6zellikle vurgulamak isterim ben bir hukuk\u00e7u de\u011filim\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nB\u00fcy\u00fck bir ihtimal ile\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eIn dubio pro reo\u201c<br \/>\nLatince, \u015f\u00fcpheli durumlarda\u2026<br \/>\nSan\u0131k lehine T\u00fcrk\u00e7esi\u2026<br \/>\nBiliyordun b\u0131\u00e7ak ta\u015f\u0131mas\u0131n\u0131n yasak oldu\u011funu\u2026<br \/>\nBilmedi\u011fini farz edelim, bir \u00e7ak\u0131 ki \u00e7ak\u0131 bile yasak Tayyipistanda\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nGelenek ve g\u00f6reneklerden oldu\u011fundan genelde g\u00f6z yumulur bu duruma\u2026<br \/>\nNEDEN b\u0131\u00e7ak vard\u0131 yan\u0131nda?<\/p>\n<p>Diyorsun ki \u201ckendimi savunmak i\u00e7in\u201d<br \/>\nO\u011flum\u2026<br \/>\nKanunlar, d\u00fczenlemeler, yasalar\u2026<br \/>\nYASAKLAR\u2026<br \/>\nTam da b\u00f6yle durumlar i\u00e7in konur y\u00fcr\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\nTekerle\u011fi yeniden icat etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fma\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u2026<br \/>\nSosyoloji VE psikoloji bilimleri b\u00f6yle durumlarda\u2026<br \/>\nTEHLIKE ANINDA&#8230;<br \/>\nVarsa yan\u0131nda bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\nBunu \u201cmutlaka\u201d kullanaca\u011f\u0131na delalet eder!<\/p>\n<p><strong>### !!! ###<\/strong><br \/>\nHan\u0131mlar\u0131n dikkatine, \u00d6ZELLIKLE han\u0131mlar\u0131n VE erkeklerin\u2026<br \/>\nYan\u0131nda \u201csilah, yasakl\u0131 bir alet, ara\u00e7 veya gere\u00e7\u201d ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131n andan itibaren\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cKASTEN\u201d ve VEYA \u201cistemeyerekten\u201d \u00f6l\u00fcme, a\u011f\u0131r veya hafif yaralanmaya\u2026<br \/>\nBILEREK ve isteyerek\u2026<br \/>\nSebep olabilece\u011finin en az\u0131ndan \u015f\u00fcphesini uyand\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n. Ki bu durum her zaman senin aleyhine de\u011ferlendirilebilir(!)<\/p>\n<p>AMA\u2026<br \/>\nGel sen \u00d6nder\u2019i dinle\u2026<br \/>\nMadem kendini bir \u015fekilde savunma ihtiyac\u0131 his ediyorsun\u2026<br \/>\nA\u00e7 avcunu\u2026<br \/>\nAl eline bir mezura, \u00f6l\u00e7 avcunu\u2026<br \/>\nEn g\u00fczeli Me\u015fe dal\u0131, ser\u00e7e parma\u011f\u0131n kal\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, \u00e7ap\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nAvu\u00e7 \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc 2\u2026<br \/>\nTekrar iki santim kadar ge\u00e7ecek (yani dal\u0131 avcuna ald\u0131\u011f\u0131nda alttan ve \u00fcsten birer santim fazlas\u0131 olacak \u015fekilde) bir taraf\u0131 &gt; hafif yontulmu\u015f &lt; bir dal ta\u015f\u0131 yan\u0131nda, OLMADI\u2026<br \/>\nSa\u011flam bir kalem\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Fizik kurallar\u0131 <\/strong>(hafif yontulmu\u015f taraf)<br \/>\nBildi\u011fin kur\u015fun kalem gibi ki o bile \u00e7ok fazla yontulmu\u015f oluyor, TEHLIKE\u2026<br \/>\nSen istedi\u011fin kadar g\u00fc\u00e7s\u00fcz, kuvvetsiz ol\u2026<br \/>\nO dal O kalem ile sald\u0131rgana indirece\u011fin bir darbe\u2026<br \/>\nSald\u0131rganda INANILMAZ ACILARA sebep olacakt\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nO kendine gelene kadar\u2026<br \/>\nSana ka\u00e7maya f\u0131rsat\u2026<br \/>\nUNUTMA\u2026<br \/>\nKa\u00e7an\u0131n anas\u0131 a\u011flamam\u0131\u015f!<br \/>\n<strong>### !!! ###<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kanunen\u2026<br \/>\nYasak de\u011fil, OLAMAZ yan\u0131nda ufak bir dal\u2026<br \/>\nBir kalem ta\u015f\u0131mak\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nBazen hayatta kurtarabilir, malda\u2026<br \/>\nIrzda!<\/p>\n<p>Not:<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nYontulmu\u015f taraf ile indirece\u011fin darbe\u2026<br \/>\nBir kendi \u00fczerinde dene, HAFIFCE\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6receksin son derece etkili bir savunma arac\u0131!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Biri mezara di\u011feri hapse\u2026 Arkada kalan sevdikleri\u2026 Bir kad\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6vmek erkeklik mi? Bazen\u2026 \u0130ster inan ister inanma gerekli demek istemiyorum AMA\u2026 Bazen BIR TOKATDI\u2026 HAK etmiyor de\u011filler(!) DIKKAT\u2026 Ne insan dedim ne hayvan diyorum\u2026 Dayak\u2026 Hi\u00e7bir canl\u0131ya ne yak\u0131\u015fan ne at\u0131lmas\u0131, yenmesi caiz olan\u2026 Tezat m\u0131 demin dedi\u011fime? EVET\u2026 TEZAT ama unutma kar\u015f\u0131ndaki de SADECE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=37486\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBir anda, bir saniyeden di\u011ferin AMA konu \u00d6NEMLI\u2026 Ha \u015eeker ha Duran ailesi\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37486"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37486"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37504,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37486\/revisions\/37504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}