{"id":35874,"date":"2020-01-20T09:02:09","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T09:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=35874"},"modified":"2020-01-20T09:47:51","modified_gmt":"2020-01-20T09:47:51","slug":"dolara-dikkat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=35874","title":{"rendered":"Dolara DIKKAT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; Almanya\u2019da ya\u015fayan esnaf\u0131n DIKKATINE &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 bir zaman kasa sistemimiz olmad\u0131, hi\u00e7 bir zaman\u2026<br \/>\nG.t kadar d\u00fckk\u00e2na ne kasas\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>Yine de herkes sorsun, \u00f6\u011frensin\u2026<br \/>\nKasas\u0131 olmayan\u0131n fi\u015f verme zorunlulu\u011fu, kasa alma mecburiyeti YOK\u2026<br \/>\nMuhasebeci teyitli!<\/p>\n<p>Yok gelmedim\u2026<br \/>\nBen ve bir yere gelece\u011fim, bir yerde \u2026 \u00fcst\u00fcnde oturaca\u011f\u0131m \u00f6yle mi?<br \/>\nM\u00fcmk\u00fcn m\u00fc?<br \/>\nBir kahve!<\/p>\n<p>Bak ya, karde\u015f i\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn kahvalt\u0131da, bir peynir alm\u0131\u015f, kokuyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6fff ama felaket bir lezzet\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok g\u00fczel, \u00e7ok ho\u015fuma gitti ya kalan\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f han\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nHamurdan olsun \u00e7amurdan olsun\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lle k\u0131z karde\u015f olsun!<\/p>\n<p>Ger\u00e7i bir erkek karde\u015fte olsayd\u0131 iyi olurdu ya\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00fcy\u00fcksen, i\u00e7lerinde en b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc HEPSI\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fa bela.<\/p>\n<p>Bir dilim ekmek yapay\u0131m bari\u2026<br \/>\nKokulu kokulu\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nVe Almanya saati 10:21\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Dolar 5,9084<\/strong><br \/>\nNe oldu b\u00fcy\u00fck oyunda s\u00f6z sahibi olmak falan?<br \/>\nSen silkti\u011fini san\u0131yorsun ya\u2026<br \/>\nEsas seni sikiyorlar ama seninle birlikte t\u00fcm \u00fclkeyi!<\/p>\n<p>Sizler\u2026<br \/>\nDaha \u00d6nderin s\u00f6zlerine gereken \u00f6nemi vermeyin!<\/p>\n<p>Ja, jaaa\u2026<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZvJnlOC5-D8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Van&#8217;da\u2026<br \/>\nEksi yirmi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ALLAH\u2026<br \/>\nC\u00fcmle canl\u0131n\u0131n yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 olsun\u2026<br \/>\nBu sabah haberlerden ge\u00e7ti, \u0130stanbul\u2019da k\u00f6pek olmak\u2026<br \/>\nO kadar \u00e7ok &gt;&gt;&gt; it &lt;&lt;&lt; var ki\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00dcREKTEN destekliyorum bu iste\u011fi, talebi\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00fcy\u00fck bir hayvan toplama merkezi olsun, hasteli\u2026<br \/>\nSadece d\u00f6rt ayakl\u0131 k\u00f6pekler mi?<br \/>\nAtlar\u0131 ne etmeli, soka\u011fa, a\u00e7l\u0131\u011fa terk edilenleri?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YOKKK\u2026<br \/>\nGerek yok iki ayakl\u0131lar i\u00e7in bir \u015fey yapmaya\u2026<br \/>\nOnlara AK Saraydaki yeterince bak\u0131yor, kolluyor zaten!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Kendim\u2026<br \/>\nZATEN haber merkeziyim, benden haber alamazsan\u2026<br \/>\nBil ki ya \u00f6ld\u00fcm, mahpustay\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nVeya\u2026<br \/>\nYaramazl\u0131k pe\u015finde, bir \u015feyler kurcal\u0131yorum!<\/p>\n<p>Yok beyazlam\u0131yor sa\u00e7lar, tek t\u00fck\u2026<br \/>\nAnlay\u0131n ne kadar ters bir insan, pardon \u00e7eyrek oldu\u011fumu\u2026<br \/>\nYaz\u0131n \u00e7orap meselesi\u2026<br \/>\nSakallar \u201cbembeyaz\u201d, b\u0131y\u0131klar k\u0131z\u0131la \u00e7al\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nBirka\u00e7 beyaz aralar\u0131nda.<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Kahve bitti\u2026<br \/>\nHadi \u00e7\u00fc\u015f\u015f\u015f\u015f ben gitti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; Almanya\u2019da ya\u015fayan esnaf\u0131n DIKKATINE &lt;&lt;&lt; Hi\u00e7 bir zaman kasa sistemimiz olmad\u0131, hi\u00e7 bir zaman\u2026 G.t kadar d\u00fckk\u00e2na ne kasas\u0131? Yine de herkes sorsun, \u00f6\u011frensin\u2026 Kasas\u0131 olmayan\u0131n fi\u015f verme zorunlulu\u011fu, kasa alma mecburiyeti YOK\u2026 Muhasebeci teyitli! Yok gelmedim\u2026 Ben ve bir yere gelece\u011fim, bir yerde \u2026 \u00fcst\u00fcnde oturaca\u011f\u0131m \u00f6yle mi? M\u00fcmk\u00fcn m\u00fc? Bir kahve! Bak &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=35874\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDolara DIKKAT\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35874"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35874"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35887,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35874\/revisions\/35887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}