{"id":33063,"date":"2019-12-05T12:25:23","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T12:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=33063"},"modified":"2019-12-05T12:31:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T12:31:12","slug":"allahhh-vurdu-tekmeyi-yine-belime-tam-ortasina-yayildim-manda-boku-gibi-yere-arada-bir-yapar-oeyle-pompa-telefon-geldi-elektrikler-tutu-elimden-kaldirdi-yine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=33063","title":{"rendered":"Allahhh vurdu tekmeyi YINE belime, tam ortas\u0131na yay\u0131ld\u0131m manda boku gibi yere, arada bir yapar \u00f6yle, pompa. Telefon geldi, elektrikler, tutu elimden kald\u0131rd\u0131 YINE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr Allah\u2019\u0131ma \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nBilmem mi\u2026<br \/>\nLatifesi\u2026<br \/>\nRabbin \u015famar\u0131, hi\u00e7 yemedim mi san\u0131yorsun?<br \/>\nAllah\u2026<br \/>\nC\u00fcmlemizi korusun!<\/p>\n<p>Bildim mi, bilirim\u2026<br \/>\nBilmiyorsam VEYA yetersizsem bir konuda\u2026<br \/>\nBilmedi\u011fimi biliyormu\u015f gibi yapmam\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya bir kablo, alt taraf\u0131 bir kablo ne i\u015fler a\u00e7t\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nDEMIN\u2026<br \/>\nYine tart\u0131\u015ft\u0131k Ali ile, adama s\u00f6yledim, konu\u015ftuk telefonda gidece\u011fim \u00fc\u00e7te yan\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00d6YLEDIGIMI\u2026<br \/>\nTeyit etti, ya ya\u015f 54\u2026<br \/>\nGirip \u00e7\u0131kmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m, parmak atmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m \u015fey kalmad\u0131 gibi\u2026<br \/>\nAkl\u0131na bile gelmez\u2026<br \/>\nHayal dahi edemezsin!<\/p>\n<p>Tabii ki tabii\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne de\u011fil s\u00f6yledi\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nYa ben bilmiyor muyum ne yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr Allah\u2019\u0131ma \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026 Bilmem mi\u2026 Latifesi\u2026 Rabbin \u015famar\u0131, hi\u00e7 yemedim mi san\u0131yorsun? Allah\u2026 C\u00fcmlemizi korusun! Bildim mi, bilirim\u2026 Bilmiyorsam VEYA yetersizsem bir konuda\u2026 Bilmedi\u011fimi biliyormu\u015f gibi yapmam\u2026 Dedim ya bir kablo, alt taraf\u0131 bir kablo ne i\u015fler a\u00e7t\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131ma\u2026 DEMIN\u2026 Yine tart\u0131\u015ft\u0131k Ali ile, adama s\u00f6yledim, konu\u015ftuk telefonda gidece\u011fim \u00fc\u00e7te yan\u0131na\u2026 S\u00d6YLEDIGIMI\u2026 Teyit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=33063\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAllahhh vurdu tekmeyi YINE belime, tam ortas\u0131na yay\u0131ld\u0131m manda boku gibi yere, arada bir yapar \u00f6yle, pompa. Telefon geldi, elektrikler, tutu elimden kald\u0131rd\u0131 YINE!\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33063"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33063"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33066,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33063\/revisions\/33066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}