{"id":32623,"date":"2019-11-29T13:03:36","date_gmt":"2019-11-29T13:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32623"},"modified":"2019-11-29T13:55:37","modified_gmt":"2019-11-29T13:55:37","slug":"insan-banyoda-ne-yapar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32623","title":{"rendered":"### !!! >>> \u0130nsan banyoda ne yapar??? <<< !!! ###"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bir vaka daha!<\/p>\n<p>Sahi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan banyoda ne yapar, y\u0131kan\u0131r m\u0131 diyorsunuz?<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131k, \u00e7\u0131k \u00e7\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nFantezi s\u0131f\u0131r, ge\u00e7 yerine, otur, otur!<\/p>\n<p>Tayyip k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 seni\u2026<br \/>\nAl Emine\u2019ni git, halbuki\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki kadeh, hafif bir m\u00fczik\u2026<br \/>\nRomantik, romantik kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 yat\u0131yorsunuz k\u00fcvetin i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nSu s\u0131cak, ortam sanki k\u0131\u015f ortas\u0131nda, s\u0131ms\u0131cak, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r yanan bir \u015f\u00f6minenin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaym\u0131\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nTatl\u0131, heyecanl\u0131 bir gerginlik, bir beklenti dolu\u2026<br \/>\nHer yer k\u00f6p\u00fck k\u00f6p\u00fck, mis gibi bir koku\u2026<br \/>\nKadehler mi toku\u015fsa, dudaklar m\u0131 birbirine de\u011fse\u2026<br \/>\nAcaba bu ikisi \u015fimdi ne etse?<br \/>\n(\u2026)<br \/>\nMahremdeniz\u2026<br \/>\nAffedersiniz, hadime de\u011fil AMA KONU \u00c7OK \u00d6NEMLI\u2026<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcnk\u00fc konu ile devam edelim, bili\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00dcVENLIK!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u0131llardan 2018\u2026<br \/>\nAylardan aral\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130lk vaka\u201d kamuoyuna duyuruluyor, tabii sadece k\u0131s\u0131tl\u0131 bir kesime\u2026<br \/>\nHalk duysa\u2026<br \/>\nSanal d\u00fcnyan\u0131n devlerinden olan sallanacak, belki batacak\u2026<br \/>\nKonu o kadar \u00f6nemli, o kadar hassas\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130zinsiz, m\u00fcsaade alamadan KIMSENIN yatak odas\u0131na ayak bile basmaz\u2026<br \/>\nDe\u011fil ki orada ya\u015fanan, ya\u015fanabilecekler hakk\u0131nda fikir y\u00fcr\u00fcts\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nBanyo olay\u0131 bir fantezi, olabilirde olmayabilirde\u2026<br \/>\nBelki yap\u0131yorsunuz b\u00f6yle bir \u015feyi belki yapm\u0131yorsunuz, ilgilendirmez beni!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130sim veremem, bas\u0131n veriyor, ilgili dergiler ama ben vermeyece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nHani bir makine var, cebinizde olabilir mesela\u2026<br \/>\nYine T\u00fcrkler aras\u0131nda \u00e7ok sevilen bir marka, pahal\u0131 pahal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBanyonuzda VEYA yatak odan\u0131zda, yazm\u0131\u015f IMA etmi\u015ftim \u00f6ncesi ama bu sefer olay \u00e7\u0131\u011fr\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nA\u00e7\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k yaz\u0131yorum, \u015firket ism(ler)i vermeden\u2026<br \/>\nErke\u011fini konu\u015ftu HER SEY zaten kayda al\u0131n\u0131yor, birden bir kad\u0131n sesi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130simler telaffuz ediliyor, bir soyad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nSesler\u2026<br \/>\n(\u2026)<br \/>\n\u0130nlemeler(!)<\/p>\n<p>Ve bu kay\u0131t\u2026<br \/>\nKi \u015firket GARANTI veriyor,<br \/>\n\u201cAsla olmaz b\u00f6yle bir \u015fey SADECE kullan\u0131c\u0131 ve bizim \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131z kay\u0131tlar\u0131 dinleyebilir, de\u011ferlendirir\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tabii her \u015fey ticari ama\u00e7la, kullan\u0131c\u0131 rahatl\u0131\u011f\u0131n, konforun k\u0131skac\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nSor\u2026<br \/>\nKonu\u015f cihaz\u0131nla, versin cevap, \u0131smarlas\u0131n ihtiya\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131, gelsin kap\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nEee arada olur kaza\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015finin inlemelerini, senin, onun mahrem s\u00f6zleri gelir YABANCILARIN kula\u011f\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nArkada\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nAdamlar saat tutmu\u015f, bakal\u0131m ka\u00e7 dakikada bo\u015falacak\u2026<br \/>\nTabii FaceBok, Twitter falan var\u2026<br \/>\nTelefon rehberi, Google harici\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130sim var, soyad\u0131 var\u2026<br \/>\nVe merakl\u0131 YABANCI arar.<\/p>\n<p>Sahneler g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcnde canland\u0131 de\u011fil mi?<br \/>\nAYIP denilen bir \u015fey var!<\/p>\n<p>Iki \u015firkette alfabenin ilk harfi ile ba\u015fl\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nYa ne T\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fc, Alman\u0131, Amerikal\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNe yazd\u0131m ne dedim alfabenin ilk harfi!<\/p>\n<p>Sizler\u2026<br \/>\nHala konu\u015funuz cihazlar\u0131n\u0131zla\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Konu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nKonu\u015fabilirsin AMA bu fonksiyonu a\u00e7\u0131p kapamay\u0131 unutma!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Allahtan\u2026<br \/>\nDuyarl\u0131 bir insan\u0131n eline ge\u00e7mi\u015f, sormu\u015f soru\u015fturmu\u015f ses kayd\u0131ndaki isimleri\u2026<br \/>\nBAK HERHANGI BIRI\u2026<br \/>\nBulmu\u015f insanlar\u0131, onlar do\u011frulam\u0131\u015f, \u015firkete hemen bildirilmi\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eirket suskunlu\u011fa b\u00fcr\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Mahkemeye versen, tazminat talep etsen ne fayda\u2026<br \/>\nMahremin, karin, sevgilin\u2026<br \/>\nKamuoyuna mal olmu\u015f, ismi beli, soyad\u0131 belli\u2026<br \/>\nSen rezil olmu\u015fsun KALDI KI\u2026<br \/>\nSadece \u015firket \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131 bile dinlemi\u015f olsa\u2026<br \/>\nYETMEZ MI?<\/p>\n<p>Sen soracaks\u0131n bug\u00fcn havlar nas\u0131l, bana \u015fu par\u00e7ay\u0131 \u00e7al\u2026<br \/>\nBunu \u0131smarla\u2026<br \/>\nVe millet dinleyecek senin \u00f6zelini.<\/p>\n<p>Gelelim bana\u2026<br \/>\nNeydim ben?<br \/>\nMesle\u011fim???<\/p>\n<p>Yaz\u0131yorum kimi \u015feyi, anlat\u0131yorum hayat\u0131mdan\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nPek bir \u015fey bilmiyorsun hakk\u0131mda, bu bir\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kincisi katil de\u011filim ki\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatt\u0131klar\u0131m eski vaka, ge\u00e7mi\u015f ola\u2026<br \/>\nYazd\u0131m \u00f6rne\u011fin \u00e7i\u015fi, pas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYa gerisi?<br \/>\nSen d\u00f6k\u00fcld\u00fcn m\u00fc sokaklara?<br \/>\nINAN\u2026<br \/>\nBen ne yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131n\u0131m fark\u0131nday\u0131m ve verdi\u011fim bilgiler \u00e7ok k\u0131s\u0131tl\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Y\u00fcrek ba\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBak y\u00fcrek ba\u011f\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6zer beni AMA sadece \u00e7\u00f6zmesine izin verdi\u011fim i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n<p>### ! ###<br \/>\n<em><strong>NOT \u00e7ok \u00d6NEMLI\u2026<br \/>\nBelki inanmayacaks\u0131n bana AMA ger\u00e7ek\u2026<br \/>\nBir kez, bir kez \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131rman yeterli\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcklemen yeterli olabilir&#8230;<br \/>\nDenemen\u2026<br \/>\nKapatsan bile mikrofonu DINLER SENI!<\/p>\n<p>Ha mikrofon \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc bantla yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmak\u2026<br \/>\nYa arkada\u015f nas\u0131l konu\u015facaks\u0131n bu sefer?<br \/>\nKameran\u0131 kapat, onunda var dezavantajlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBen sana bir \u201cs\u0131r\u201d vereyim mi\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00dcZDE Y\u00dcZ\u2026<br \/>\nGaranti\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nSonra merak et biraz!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n### ! ###<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bir vaka daha! Sahi\u2026 \u0130nsan banyoda ne yapar, y\u0131kan\u0131r m\u0131 diyorsunuz? \u00c7\u0131k, \u00e7\u0131k \u00e7\u0131k\u2026 Fantezi s\u0131f\u0131r, ge\u00e7 yerine, otur, otur! Tayyip k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 seni\u2026 Al Emine\u2019ni git, halbuki\u2026 \u0130ki kadeh, hafif bir m\u00fczik\u2026 Romantik, romantik kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 yat\u0131yorsunuz k\u00fcvetin i\u00e7inde\u2026 Su s\u0131cak, ortam sanki k\u0131\u015f ortas\u0131nda, s\u0131ms\u0131cak, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r yanan bir \u015f\u00f6minenin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaym\u0131\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na\u2026 Tatl\u0131, heyecanl\u0131 bir gerginlik, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32623\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e### !!! >>> \u0130nsan banyoda ne yapar??? <<< !!! ###\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32623"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32640,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623\/revisions\/32640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}