{"id":32564,"date":"2019-11-28T11:57:35","date_gmt":"2019-11-28T11:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32564"},"modified":"2019-11-28T12:15:58","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T12:15:58","slug":"81-milyon-999-bin-999","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32564","title":{"rendered":"81 milyon 999 bin 999"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ADI, KALITESIZ PEZEVENK\u2026<br \/>\nSen ASLA benim cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m olamazs\u0131n!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n<p>En son Ahmet Necdet Sezerdi benim Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m, ondan sonra O makam sadece i\u015fgal edildi, i\u015fgalcilerin elinde kald\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Konu\u015fuyor yine, sar\u0131ld\u0131 yine dine\u2026<br \/>\nDin simsar\u0131 ki\u2026<br \/>\nEnayiler sikile!<\/p>\n<p>Tabii kald\u0131 zorda, baksana i\u00e7 ve d\u0131\u015f siyasete\u2026<br \/>\nEkonomiye\u2026<br \/>\nSen O bo\u015funa m\u0131 gitti Katar\u2019a san\u0131yorsun?<\/p>\n<p>Hayat\u0131mda en nefret etti\u011fim \u015feylerin ba\u015f\u0131nda gelir, hani hep anlat\u0131r\u0131m ya\u2026<br \/>\nElektrik, elektronikte neredeyse yapmad\u0131m, bakmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m alan kalmad\u0131 diye\u2026<br \/>\nBenim g\u00f6revim mi?<br \/>\nHAYIR, ben yazar, \u00e7izer, hesap kitap yapar haz\u0131rlar\u0131m plan, projeyi\u2026<br \/>\nDenetlerim, senaryo \u00fcretirim ama g\u00f6revlerim aras\u0131nda de\u011fildir duvara, yere kablo kanal\u0131 oymak.<\/p>\n<p>Ama istedim, \u00f6\u011frenmek istedim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nAncak bilirsen yeri, zemini, yerin yedi kat dibini\u2026<br \/>\nVe yine \u00e7\u0131karsan tepelere, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nUnutma emi, UNUTMA O G\u00dcNLERI\u2026<br \/>\nGaraj\u2026<br \/>\nBomba d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f gibi, yoksa foto\u011fraflar, belgelerdim\u2026<br \/>\nSeksenli y\u0131llar d\u00f6nd\u00fck yine Almanya\u2019ya hem ayak tutturamad\u0131 bizimkiler hem ben oldum bela.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ki tornavida, sadece IKI\u2026<br \/>\nKuru\u015f yok ba\u015fka \u015fey almaya, makas, b\u0131\u00e7ak, jilet falan\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn elektrik, t\u00fcm sigortalar\u0131 gev\u015fet ki yapas\u0131n bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\nO g\u00fcnlerden kalma\u2026<br \/>\nSaklar\u0131m, en \u00fcst yerde, her zaman g\u00f6rece\u011fim yere asar\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nUnutmayay\u0131m O g\u00fcnleri diye. \u00c7abuk unutur insan, \u00e7ok \u00e7abuk\u2026<br \/>\nASLA unutulmamas\u0131 gerekenleri.<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn k\u0131smetse, bir g\u00fcn yay\u0131nlar\u0131m foto\u011fraf\u0131n\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Allah raz\u0131 olsun arkada\u015f d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f, biliyordu yap\u0131lmas\u0131 gerekti\u011fini\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6ZEL MAKINA ama b\u00fcy\u00fck, a\u011f\u0131r benim kullanmam m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nYoksa \u015fimdiye biterdi t\u00fcm oyulmas\u0131 gereken kanallar, bitmedi tabii\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u2026<br \/>\nNEDEN g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcy\u00fc bozay\u0131m, ne gere\u011fi var?<br \/>\nG\u00f6m duvara s\u00fcr \u00fcst\u00fcne s\u0131va kayboldu gitti t\u00fcm kablolar.<\/p>\n<p>Onun benzeri\u2026<br \/>\n82 milyonun cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131y\u0131m diyor\u2026<br \/>\nDe\u011filsin, en az\u0131ndan benim de\u011filsin\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131rak k\u00f6yleri, seli, ya\u011fmurun SADECE \u00e7iselemesini\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6lenleri, kazalar\u0131 b\u0131rak bir tarafa, bak kentlere\u2026<br \/>\nBo\u011fulanlara\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc ve g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc kirlili\u011fine, telefon, elektrik telleri\u2026<br \/>\nBorular, yerlerdeki, asfaltlardaki oyuklar\u2026<br \/>\nVesaire\u2026<br \/>\nBak \u00e7evrene, g\u00f6r i\u015fsizleri\u2026<br \/>\nMehmet\u00e7i\u011fi \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar, dinci\u2026<br \/>\nVe bir s\u00f6zde milliyet\u00e7i birle\u015fmi\u015f, \u00fclkeyi y\u00f6netti\u011fini iddia ediyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00d6R\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131k ger\u00e7ekleri!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not: Taze para ak\u0131\u015f\u0131 ger\u00e7ekle\u015fiyor olmal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBak piyasalara\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok merak ediyorum ne zaman uyanacak bu millet?<\/p>\n<p>Gen\u00e7ler\u2026<br \/>\nA\u015fk olsun sizlere, istikbaliniz\u2026<br \/>\nUnuttunuz mu?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hadi ben gitti<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ADI, KALITESIZ PEZEVENK\u2026 Sen ASLA benim cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m olamazs\u0131n! NOKTA En son Ahmet Necdet Sezerdi benim Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m, ondan sonra O makam sadece i\u015fgal edildi, i\u015fgalcilerin elinde kald\u0131! Konu\u015fuyor yine, sar\u0131ld\u0131 yine dine\u2026 Din simsar\u0131 ki\u2026 Enayiler sikile! Tabii kald\u0131 zorda, baksana i\u00e7 ve d\u0131\u015f siyasete\u2026 Ekonomiye\u2026 Sen O bo\u015funa m\u0131 gitti Katar\u2019a san\u0131yorsun? Hayat\u0131mda en nefret &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=32564\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e81 milyon 999 bin 999\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32564"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32564"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32570,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32564\/revisions\/32570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}