Tar\u00e7\u0131nnn\u2026
\nSenin ne i\u015fin var aram\u0131zda?<\/p>\n
D\u00fcn\u2026
\nGittim \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n yan\u0131na, daha do\u011frusu Dara\u2019n\u0131n yan\u0131na\u2026
\nAnne okulda, baba i\u015fte, abla, gezenti arkada\u015f\u0131nda gecelemi\u015f yok piyasada\u2026
\n10 ya\u015f\u0131nda, daha k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Dada\u2026
\nNe yer ne i\u00e7er, korkar m\u0131? Eve yaln\u0131z ya(!)<\/p>\n
Neyse, gittim \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr her \u015fey yolunda\u2026
\nYaln\u0131z eli aya\u011f\u0131 buz kesmi\u015f. Kaloriferleri de yakmam\u0131\u015f, aya\u011f\u0131nda terlik yok, \u00e7orap yok \u00fcst\u00fcnde ne h\u0131rka(!)<\/p>\n
\u00c7ok fena k\u0131zd\u0131m\u2026
\nDo\u011fru oturma odas\u0131na, \u015fimdi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum da koca adam bende kaloriferleri yakmad\u0131m. Battaniyeler ortada\u2026
\nHooop d\u00f6\u015fe\u011fe, \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc yapt\u0131m paket, sar\u0131ld\u0131m s\u0131ms\u0131cak Dada\u2019ya\u2026
\n\u00c7ocu\u011fun elleri buz, kaza\u011f\u0131m\u0131n alt\u0131ndan koydum ellerini g\u00f6be\u011fime, cumburlop Tar\u00e7\u0131n z\u0131plamaz m\u0131 aram\u0131za. Ulan\u2026
\nS.ktir git senin ne i\u015fin var Dada\u2019mla aramda?<\/p>\n
Konu\u015fuyoruz okuldan, \u015fundan bundan\u2026
\nKonu\u2026
\nNas\u0131l oldu bilmem k\u0131zlara geldi\u2026
\n\u201cDada yaaa, ben daha \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm bir k\u0131za a\u015f\u0131k olamam!\u201d
\nVay anas\u0131na\u2026
\nHerif, damardan dal\u0131yor konuya, A\u015fk\u2019a\u2026
\nO\u011flum yok mu okulda, orda burada g\u00f6z\u00fcne kestirdi\u011fin biz k\u0131z?
\n\u201cYok, Dada!\u201d
\nPeki, \u015fimdiye kadar hi\u00e7 k\u0131z \u00f6pt\u00fcn m\u00fc?
\n\u00d6fff, \u00e7ok fena k\u0131zd\u0131 hem utand\u0131\u2026
\nErkek erke\u011fe konu\u015fuyoruz yani, ne var bunda?
\nCevap vermedi, dedi\u2026
\n\u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u2019de bir k\u0131z var\u2026\u201d
\nEeee?
\n\u201cAnanay diyor o k\u0131z bana a\u015f\u0131km\u0131\u015f!? Anneannem bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131ndan anlam\u0131\u015f\u201d
\nTamammm, konuya giri\u015f yapt\u0131k, kerata seni\u2026
\n\u201cBen alman k\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131 istemiyorum\u201d demez mi\u2026
\nHaydaaa\u2026
\nUlan ne g\u00fczel i\u015fte teleme peyniri gibi\u2026
\nA\u00e7\u0131k tenli, sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n melekler, uzun boylu\u2026
\nNe yapacaks\u0131n kara kuru, bodur boyluyu?
\n😊<\/p>\n
Yok\u2026
\nNuh diyor, Peygamber demiyor haspam\u2026
\n\u0130lle T\u00fcrk olacakm\u0131\u015f, aferin benim Dada\u2019ma\u2026
\nAhhh\u2026
\nBirde \u015fu k\u0131zlar bu kadar yaramaz olmasa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tar\u00e7\u0131nnn\u2026 Senin ne i\u015fin var aram\u0131zda? D\u00fcn\u2026 Gittim \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n yan\u0131na, daha do\u011frusu Dara\u2019n\u0131n yan\u0131na\u2026 Anne okulda, baba i\u015fte, abla, gezenti arkada\u015f\u0131nda gecelemi\u015f yok piyasada\u2026 10 ya\u015f\u0131nda, daha k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Dada\u2026 Ne yer ne i\u00e7er, korkar m\u0131? Eve yaln\u0131z ya(!) Neyse, gittim \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr her \u015fey yolunda\u2026 Yaln\u0131z eli aya\u011f\u0131 buz kesmi\u015f. Kaloriferleri de yakmam\u0131\u015f, aya\u011f\u0131nda terlik … <\/p>\n