{"id":3148,"date":"2017-10-27T13:52:01","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T13:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3148"},"modified":"2017-10-27T13:58:56","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T13:58:56","slug":"er-kisi-namina-horozu-tutabilene-ask-olsun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3148","title":{"rendered":"Er ki\u015fi nam\u0131na (\u2026) horozu tutabilene a\u015fk olsun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye gitmeden birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn evvelsiydi\u2026<br \/>\nAli\u2019yle bir yere gittik geldik, \u00e7ocu\u011fun arabadan ini\u015fi bana, yine beni hat\u0131rlatt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKolay m\u0131? Onca kemoterapi sonras\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAllah \u00e7olu\u011funa &#8211; \u00e7ocu\u011funa, kar\u0131s\u0131na, ailesine ba\u011f\u0131\u015flad\u0131, daha ne isteyebiliriz ki?<\/p>\n<p>Ben\u2026<br \/>\nZaten iki bu\u00e7uk gram\u0131mla bir \u00e7eyrek, beni adamdan bile sayma\u2026<br \/>\nEvlat, Allah korudu\u2026<br \/>\nBir Dada o da daha \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck. T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye gitmeden bir ak\u015fam \u00f6ncesiydi\u2026<br \/>\nDedim Han\u0131ma gidelim \u00e7ocuklara\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015f evde, Ali i\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nH\u00fcrrem ayaklar\u0131m\u0131n dibinde, korkuyorum her an bir t\u0131rm\u0131k sallayabilir, ellimi kollumu kan revan i\u00e7inde b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 bir keresinde. Dayday misali, Allah onu alacak kocaya sab\u0131r ihsan eylesin.<\/p>\n<p>Tar\u00e7\u0131n, Dada, uysal mi uysal, onu sevdim biraz\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015f dedi tavuklar\u0131m\u0131za hi\u00e7 bakm\u0131yorsun. \u0130lle g\u00f6sterecek\u2026<br \/>\nMa\u015fallah\u2026<br \/>\nTavuklar, tavuk, horozlar, horoz de\u011fil. Birer hormonlu dana\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015flad\u0131 horozlardan biri \u00f6tmeye. Ulan zamans\u0131z \u00f6ten horozun\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fim benim bildi\u011fim bu hayvanlar sabahlar\u0131 kalk borusu \u00e7almaz m\u0131?<br \/>\nBunlar\u0131n ne saati ne vakti belli.<\/p>\n<p>Karde\u015f ba\u015flad\u0131 g\u00fclmeye\u2026<br \/>\nBirka\u00e7 g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesi yine aynisini yapm\u0131\u015f, Ali hasta, rahats\u0131z. Sinirlenmi\u015f, f\u0131rlam\u0131\u015f koltuktan elinde sopa\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f bah\u00e7ede horozlar\u0131n pe\u015fine\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBu evde bir horoz varsa ol da benim ulan\u201d diye (!)<br \/>\nHorozlar ka\u00e7\u0131yor, Ali elinde sopayla pe\u015flerinde.<\/p>\n<p>Ben ne kadar erkek ne kadar horozsam O da anca o kadar\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fin anlatmas\u0131 \u00e7ok komikti, hepimiz g\u00f6n\u00fclden g\u00fcld\u00fck\u2026<br \/>\nHani hep diyorum ya, hap deli hup deli bizim evdekilerin hepsi deli\u2026<br \/>\nAc\u0131 olan\u2026<br \/>\nEvde, er ki\u015fi nam\u0131na kimsenin kalmam\u0131\u015f olmas\u0131. \u0130\u015fte, ayaktay\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u015fekilde(!)<br \/>\nAllah c\u00fcmlemizi beterinden korusun.<\/p>\n<p>\u015eimdi onlardan geliyorum\u2026<br \/>\nYoruldu her halde, ayni ben. D\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131 b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f olmal\u0131 i\u015f\u00e7iye, geldi. Uyuyor. \u00c7ok zor\u2026<br \/>\nBir erkek olarak \u00e7ok zor. Benden on bir ya\u015f gen\u00e7, \u00e7ok zor, \u00e7ok!<\/p>\n<p>Sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n de\u011ferini bilin dostlar\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u2026<br \/>\nAnca kaybedince kadir \u2013 k\u0131ymet biliyor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye gitmeden birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn evvelsiydi\u2026 Ali\u2019yle bir yere gittik geldik, \u00e7ocu\u011fun arabadan ini\u015fi bana, yine beni hat\u0131rlatt\u0131\u2026 Kolay m\u0131? Onca kemoterapi sonras\u0131\u2026 Allah \u00e7olu\u011funa &#8211; \u00e7ocu\u011funa, kar\u0131s\u0131na, ailesine ba\u011f\u0131\u015flad\u0131, daha ne isteyebiliriz ki? Ben\u2026 Zaten iki bu\u00e7uk gram\u0131mla bir \u00e7eyrek, beni adamdan bile sayma\u2026 Evlat, Allah korudu\u2026 Bir Dada o da daha \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck. T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=3148\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eEr ki\u015fi nam\u0131na (\u2026) horozu tutabilene a\u015fk olsun\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3148"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3152,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions\/3152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}