Al sana Trump a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131\u2026
\n\u201cBu sa\u00e7ma sapan sava\u015flardan \u00e7ekilme zaman\u0131 geldi!\u201d
\nIhale Tayyipistan\u2019a\u2026
\nAnlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m I\u015eID\u2019i, daha pek kimse s\u00f6z etmezken Afganistan\u2026
\nGelecekler, d\u00f6necekler\u2026
\nEnayiler!<\/p>\n
Bozac\u0131n\u0131n \u015fahidi \u015f\u0131rac\u0131!<\/strong> Bundan 20 y\u0131l kadar \u00f6ncesinde s\u0131k\u00e7a rastlard\u0131m. Genelde k\u0131\u015f ak\u015famlar\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131karlard\u0131; \u201cbooo-zaaa\u201d diye ba\u011f\u0131rarak sokak sokak dola\u015f\u0131rlard\u0131. Benim i\u00e7in karanl\u0131k kahramanlard\u0131 sanki. https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/murat-muratoglu\/bozacinin-sahidi-siraci-5371378\/?utm_source=yazarlar&utm_campaign=diger_yazilar&utm_medium=diger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Al sana Trump a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131\u2026 \u201cBu sa\u00e7ma sapan sava\u015flardan \u00e7ekilme zaman\u0131 geldi!\u201d Ihale Tayyipistan\u2019a\u2026 Anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m I\u015eID\u2019i, daha pek kimse s\u00f6z etmezken Afganistan\u2026 Gelecekler, d\u00f6necekler\u2026 Enayiler! Bozac\u0131n\u0131n \u015fahidi \u015f\u0131rac\u0131! 5 Ekim 2019 Bundan 20 y\u0131l kadar \u00f6ncesinde s\u0131k\u00e7a rastlard\u0131m. Genelde k\u0131\u015f ak\u015famlar\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131karlard\u0131; \u201cbooo-zaaa\u201d diye ba\u011f\u0131rarak sokak sokak dola\u015f\u0131rlard\u0131. Benim i\u00e7in karanl\u0131k kahramanlard\u0131 sanki. Boza-tar\u00e7\u0131n-leblebi\u2026 Metin-Ali-Feyyaz … <\/p>\n
\n5 Ekim 2019 <\/p>\n
\nBoza-tar\u00e7\u0131n-leblebi\u2026 Metin-Ali-Feyyaz gibiydi\u2026 Tabii m\u0131s\u0131r ununa su kat\u0131p boza diye satan sahtek\u00e2rlara da rastlamak m\u00fcmk\u00fcnd\u00fc\u2026
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\nBu i\u015fi s\u0131cak yaz ak\u015famlar\u0131 da devam ettirmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan konusunda ihtisasla\u015fm\u0131\u015f bozac\u0131lar elbette olurdu. Lakin \u00e7o\u011fu \u201c\u015f\u0131ra\u201d i\u015fine kayard\u0131.
\n\u015e\u0131ra dedi\u011fin de \u015ferbet\u2026 Kuru \u00fcz\u00fcm\u00fcn y\u0131kan\u0131p ezilerek, genellikle k\u0131yma makinesinden ge\u00e7irilerek akabinde suyla kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131nda \u00fcz\u00fcm\u00fcn aromas\u0131n\u0131 ve \u015fekerini suya vererek \u00fcretti\u011fi i\u00e7ecek.
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\nOsmanl\u0131’dan beri gelen gelenek\u2026 Hani \u015f\u0131rac\u0131n\u0131n \u015fahidi bozac\u0131 denir ya\u2026 Asl\u0131nda \u015f\u0131rac\u0131 ve bozac\u0131 ayn\u0131 ki\u015fidir. Clark Kent ile S\u00fcpermen gibi\u2026 Biri mevsim de\u011fi\u015fince di\u011feri \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 kar\u0131\u015f\u0131nca ortaya \u00e7\u0131kar.
\nBozac\u0131ya \u015f\u0131rac\u0131y\u0131 sorsan ya da \u015f\u0131rac\u0131ya bozac\u0131y\u0131\u2026 Kendini k\u00f6t\u00fcleyecek hali yok ya\u2026 Cevaplar\u0131 hep ayn\u0131\u2026 Bu y\u00fczden bozac\u0131n\u0131n \u015fahidi \u015f\u0131rac\u0131!
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\nH\u00fck\u00fcmetin \u015fahidi \u0130statistik Kurumu\u2026 Ba\u015fkanl\u0131k sistemi ile beraber bir kararname yay\u0131nland\u0131. \u0130statistik Kurumu, Hazine ve Maliye Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131’na yani Berat Albayrak’a ba\u011fland\u0131.
\nEkonominin ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 nas\u0131l \u00f6l\u00e7ersin? B\u00fcy\u00fcme, enflasyon, i\u015fsizlik gibi verilere bakars\u0131n. Ekonomiyi y\u00f6neten bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n \u201cba\u015far\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6l\u00e7en verileri a\u00e7\u0131klayan\u201d da bizzat ekonomiyi y\u00f6netene ba\u011fl\u0131ysa? \u0130ster \u015f\u0131rac\u0131ya sor ister bozac\u0131ya\u2026 Ko\u015fars\u0131n ba\u015far\u0131dan ba\u015far\u0131ya\u2026
\n\u00d6\u011frencinin ayn\u0131 zamanda \u00f6\u011fretmen olup kendine not vermesi gibi\u2026 Berat Bey’in Enerji Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131’ndan arkada\u015f\u0131 \u0130statistik Kurumu’nun ba\u015f\u0131na atand\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan beri \u00fclke ekonomisi u\u00e7u\u015fa ge\u00e7ti.
\nZira bu tarz kurumlar d\u00fcnyan\u0131n t\u00fcm geli\u015fmi\u015f \u00fclkelerinde ba\u011f\u0131ms\u0131z olarak faaliyetlerini y\u00fcr\u00fct\u00fcr. Bu sayede kendisine duyulan g\u00fcveni s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcr.
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\nNe ac\u0131d\u0131r \u00fclkede kimsenin \u0130statistik Kurumu’na art\u0131k g\u00fcvenmemesi! Enflasyon nas\u0131l d\u00fc\u015f\u00fck \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor peki? \u00c7ok basit\u2026 Veri toplama y\u00f6ntemi de\u011fi\u015fti! \u0130statistik Kurumu bu y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131ndan itibaren ciro bazl\u0131 \u00f6rneklem y\u00f6ntemine ge\u00e7ti.
\nBu ne demek? \u201cArkada\u015f\u0131m, seni ka\u00e7 enflasyon kurtar\u0131r?\u201d diye sorup, onu s\u00f6ylemek! Dur sana bir bardak so\u011fuk \u015f\u0131ra koyay\u0131m, ferahla demek.
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\nSadece \u0130statistik Kurumu da de\u011fil\u2026 Merkez Bankas\u0131, kamu bankalar\u0131, Gelir \u0130daresi Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131, \u00d6zelle\u015ftirme \u0130daresi Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131, Hazine, Maliye\u2026 Tamam\u0131 Berat Albayrak’a devredildi. Bakan de\u011fil \u00e7ok ama\u00e7l\u0131 mutfak robotu sanki\u2026
\nHem boza sat\u0131yor, hem \u015f\u0131ra da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yor. Bozac\u0131ya soruyorsun, \u201c\u015f\u0131ra nefis\u201d diyor. \u015e\u0131rac\u0131 bozay\u0131 \u00f6ve \u00f6ve bitiremiyor.
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\n\u0130yi de g\u00fczel karde\u015fim birini m\u0131s\u0131r unundan yapm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, di\u011ferinde sade suya \u015feker katm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n. K\u00fclliyen kand\u0131rabilece\u011fini mi sand\u0131n? \u0130ktidar olarak y\u0131llar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 israf ettiniz, h\u00e2l\u00e2 m\u0131 doyamad\u0131n?
\nVicdanlar\u0131 h\u00e2l\u00e2 nas\u0131l kald\u0131r\u0131yor b\u00f6yle acayip veriler a\u00e7\u0131klay\u0131p insanlar\u0131 sersem yerine koymay\u0131? Herkes aptal bir onlar ak\u0131ll\u0131!<\/p>\n