{"id":28441,"date":"2019-09-16T12:49:21","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T12:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28441"},"modified":"2019-09-16T12:52:23","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T12:52:23","slug":"salaklar-goerueyorum-sizleri-demedim-mi-sizden-korkanin-agzini-yuezuenue-siksinler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28441","title":{"rendered":"Salaklar, g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum sizleri demedim mi? Sizden korkan\u0131n a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc siksinler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Deniz Tayyare Birli\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nEn son\u2026<br \/>\nYok yere yarat\u0131lan birlik(!)<\/p>\n<p>Neymi\u015f efendim Tayyip Silahl\u0131 Kuvvetleri kendini t\u00fcm ordular gibi g\u00fcncellermi\u015f!?<\/p>\n<p>Bak sen iyi ki s\u00f6yledin, haber verdin CNN T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026<br \/>\nHerifler general, subay\u2026<br \/>\nPilot b\u0131rakmad\u0131lar, daha bir iki g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesiydi iki y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc tutkald\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nYok\u2026<br \/>\nGocunmuyorum, k\u0131\u015flas\u0131ndan rezillikleri seyredenlere az bile\u2026<br \/>\nNeydi?<br \/>\nKemalin askerleri! Yapma ya, e\u011fer bunlar Kemalin askerleriyse vay halimize.<\/p>\n<p>Asker kalmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn askeri tasfiye edileli \u00e7ok oldu\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcncelliyorlarm\u0131\u015f kendilerini, ULAN YAZMADIM mi?<br \/>\nBu d\u00fcnyada bir yerde bir insan \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcl\u00fcyorsa, bundan yine ba\u015fka bir yerde bir insan sorumlu\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatmad\u0131m mi\u2026<br \/>\nCyborg\u2019lari???<\/p>\n<p>Yar\u0131 makine y\u00e2ri insan, makinalar sayesinde insan iki, \u00fc\u00e7 kat daha kuvvetli\u2026<br \/>\nFIZIKI!<\/p>\n<p>Hatunlar\u0131n sava\u015f makyaj\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kt\u0131lar m\u0131 kafatas\u0131 av\u0131na, nikah dans\u0131na ba\u015flamadan k\u0131sa bir zaman \u00f6nce\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fczmeye ba\u015flarlar ya sa\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131, kal\u0131rs\u0131n kel\u2026<br \/>\nEtmeden k\u0131sa bir zaman \u00f6nce seni erkekli\u011finden\u2026<br \/>\nHah\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte o boyalardan, fond\u00f6ten midir nedir ismi?<br \/>\nHani s\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar ya y\u00fczlerine, kaz\u0131kl\u0131yorlar bizleri.<\/p>\n<p>Tabii ne zamanda beri laz\u0131m olmuyordu, kurumu\u015f, bozulmu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn ak\u015fam fark ettim, gittim ald\u0131m yenisini\u2026<br \/>\nBana bak\u2026<br \/>\nAtt\u0131rma tepemi, bende \u00f6te mahalleden olan birinin, bir hal var m\u0131?<br \/>\nBenim adim Kahpedo\u011fan m\u0131, domalay\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015fcinsel olay\u0131m?<\/p>\n<p>Do\u011fan\u0131n renkleri, gece karanl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda parlayan bir al\u0131na a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r bir delik\u2026<br \/>\nSiyah, ye\u015fil\u2026<br \/>\nKahverengi\u2026<br \/>\nGerekli!<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcncelliyorlarm\u0131\u015f kendilerini(!)<\/p>\n<p>Not: of \u00e7ok yorulurdum, Yeni geldim, Allah\u2019\u0131m ne pahal\u0131l\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nHaberler, tepem att\u0131 gene\u2026<br \/>\nPara olmay\u0131nca ger\u00e7i her \u015fey pahal\u0131 ya, neyse. Bu halimize de s\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nDuydunuz mu, i\u015fsizlik rakamlar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nU\u00e7uyoruz\u2026<br \/>\nDeniz Tayyare Birli\u011fi gibi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deniz Tayyare Birli\u011fi\u2026 En son\u2026 Yok yere yarat\u0131lan birlik(!) Neymi\u015f efendim Tayyip Silahl\u0131 Kuvvetleri kendini t\u00fcm ordular gibi g\u00fcncellermi\u015f!? Bak sen iyi ki s\u00f6yledin, haber verdin CNN T\u00fcrkiyeli\u2026 Herifler general, subay\u2026 Pilot b\u0131rakmad\u0131lar, daha bir iki g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesiydi iki y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc tutkald\u0131lar\u2026 Yok\u2026 Gocunmuyorum, k\u0131\u015flas\u0131ndan rezillikleri seyredenlere az bile\u2026 Neydi? Kemalin askerleri! Yapma ya, e\u011fer bunlar &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28441\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eSalaklar, g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum sizleri demedim mi? Sizden korkan\u0131n a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc siksinler\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28441"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28441"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28444,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28441\/revisions\/28444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}