Adam gibi adam\u2026
\n\u00c7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcrd\u00fcn beni, Allah senden raz\u0131 olsun adam!
\n😊<\/p>\n
Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil yazd\u0131:<\/p>\n
M\u00fcze
\nSanat\u0131n i\u00e7ine t\u00fck\u00fcren Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek, insanl\u0131k an\u0131t\u0131n\u0131 ucube diye y\u0131kt\u0131ran asr\u0131n liderimizle g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, saray\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na yap\u0131lacak olan \u201cm\u00fcze\u201dnin detaylar\u0131n\u0131 konu\u015ftuklar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yledi.
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\nBana sorarsan\u0131z, gelecek ku\u015faklar\u0131n ibret almas\u0131 ve bu d\u00f6nemi asla unutmamas\u0131 i\u00e7in b\u00f6yle bir m\u00fczeye hakikaten ihtiya\u00e7 var.
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\nO m\u00fczede mesela\u2026 Kafam\u0131za ge\u00e7irilen \u201c\u00e7uval\u201d olmal\u0131 mutlaka.
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\nAsr\u0131n liderimize tak\u0131lan Yahudi cesaret madalyas\u0131, dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131za tak\u0131lan \u0130ngiliz \u015f\u00f6valyesi madalyas\u0131, Hulusi beye tak\u0131lan Amerikan liyakat lejyonu madalyas\u0131, yan yana sergilenmeli.
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\n250 metrelik gemileri getirip m\u00fczeye koysan olmaz ama, gemicik rahat rahat s\u0131\u011far\u2026 Bi tane de Deniz Feneri maketi konmal\u0131.
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\nFeto’nun takkesi\u2026 Zekeriye \u00d6z’e tahsis edilen makam mercedesi, Baransu’nun bavulu, Ergenekon haham\u0131n\u0131n kipas\u0131, CIA ajan\u0131 Graham Fuller’in \u201cYeni T\u00fcrkiye\u201d isimli kitab\u0131, TRT kameralar\u0131 e\u015fli\u011findeki kaz\u0131larda bulunan bo\u015f lav silah\u0131, B\u00fclent Ar\u0131n\u00e7’a suikast yapacak diye yakalanan a\u015f\u00e7\u0131 \u00e7avu\u015f’un kep\u00e7esi\u2026 Birarada durmal\u0131.
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\nAy y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 bayra\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n milli renklerini yoketmek i\u00e7in tasarlanan \u201cturkuaz\u201d forma, T\u00fcrk ibaresi \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lan K\u0131z\u0131lay \u015fi\u015fesi, olmazsa olmaz.
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\nS\u00fcleyman \u015eah t\u00fcrbesindeki bo\u015f sanduka\u2026 \u00dcst\u00fcne kitabe olarak, Ahmet Kiziro\u011flu’nun Stratejik Derinlik kitab\u0131 monte edilmeli.
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\nHazreti Muhammed’e \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lan Akp amblemli n\u00fcfus c\u00fczdan\u0131\u2026 Miting meydanlar\u0131nda k\u00fcrs\u00fcden sallanan Kuran’\u0131 Kerim\u2026 Apronda kesilen devenin nazar boncu\u011fu\u2026 Mekke’de \u00f6len kindar nesil tetik\u00e7isi Hasan Karakaya’n\u0131n o gece kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6ylenen viagra kutusu\u2026 Akp’nin i\u015fine gelmeyen hi\u00e7bir \u015feyi g\u00f6rmeyen Mehmet G\u00f6rmez’in sar\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026 T\u0131marhanelik Kadir M\u0131s\u0131ro\u011flu’nun p\u00fcsk\u00fcll\u00fc fesi\u2026 C\u00fcbbeli Ahmet’in 130 liraya satt\u0131\u011f\u0131, giyenleri dooo\u011fru cennete g\u00f6t\u00fcren nal-\u0131 \u015ferif takunyas\u0131\u2026 Jet Fad\u0131l’\u0131n Maldivler’deki devrem\u00fclk tapusu\u2026 M\u00fcstakil salonda, tasavvuf m\u00fczi\u011fi e\u015fli\u011finde sergilenmeli.
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\nTBMM a\u015f\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n bal kaba\u011f\u0131ndan yapt\u0131klar\u0131 Tayyip Erdo\u011fan b\u00fcst\u00fc\u2026 An\u0131tkabir’in avlusuna kargo \u015firketinin sponsorlu\u011funda konulan morlu pembeli plastik kayd\u0131rak park\u0131\u2026 Devlet Bah\u00e7eli’nin p\u00fcskeviti\u2026 Kemal Unak\u0131tan’\u0131n \u201cRabbim Cleveland dedi\u201d diyen t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 e\u015finin Amerikan bayrakl\u0131 ti\u015f\u00f6rt\u00fc\u2026 H\u00fcseyin \u00c7elik’in ad\u0131, soyad\u0131, bakanl\u0131k unvan\u0131 yaz\u0131l\u0131, kartvizit gibi \u00e7oraplar\u0131\u2026 G\u00f6r\u00fclmeye doyum olmaz yani.
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\nEn ba\u015fk\u00f6\u015fede \u201cayakkab\u0131 kutusu\u201d olmal\u0131 tabii\u2026 Ekonomi bakan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n 450 bin dolarl\u0131k Patek Phillippe kol saati, i\u00e7i\u015fleri bakan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n o\u011flunun yatak odas\u0131ndaki para sayma makinesi, Avrupa Birli\u011fi bakan\u0131m\u0131z taraf\u0131ndan okunup \u00fcflenip \u00e7er\u00e7eveletilmi\u015f Bakara Suresi, \u201cdedemin nasihat\u0131d\u0131r, orospuyla memurun bah\u015fi\u015fini en \u00f6nce vermek gerekir\u201d diyen hay\u0131rsever R\u0131za beyin dedesinin vesikal\u0131k foto\u011fraf\u0131, \u201csoyuyorsa beni soyuyor\u201d diyen say\u0131n vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n donu, milletin oras\u0131na koyaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 izah eden m\u00fcteahhit Cengiz’i temsilen bereket tanr\u0131s\u0131 Priapos’un heykelci\u011fi konulmal\u0131.
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\nBu ba\u015fk\u00f6\u015fenin hemen biti\u011fi\u015finde, Ermenekli \u015fehit madencinin babas\u0131 Recep amcan\u0131n y\u0131rt\u0131k c\u0131zlavetleri olmal\u0131.
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\n(C\u0131zlavetleri herkes hat\u0131rlar ama, bereket tanr\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 merak edenler internetten ararken \u00e7olu\u011fu \u00e7ocu\u011fu bilgisayardan uzak tutsun.)
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\n\u201cCahil kesimin ferasetine g\u00fcveniyorum, \u00fclkeyi cahiller ayakta tutar, okuma oran\u0131 artt\u0131k\u00e7a beni hafakanlar bas\u0131yor\u201d diyen profes\u00f6r\u00fcn ne kadar do\u011fru d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6stermesi bak\u0131m\u0131ndan, Akp d\u00f6neminde gi\u015fe rekoru k\u0131ran Recep \u0130vedik’in afi\u015fi sergilenmeli.
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\n\u201cAkp’ye oy vermeyenlerin kan\u0131 bozuk\u201d diyen Akp milletvekilinin kan tahlili raporu\u2026 Amerikan vatanda\u015f\u0131 b\u00fcy\u00fckel\u00e7imiz Merve Kavak\u00e7\u0131’n\u0131n \u201cburada \u00f6n\u00fcn\u00fczde, \u015fimdiye kadar tabiyetinde bulundu\u011fum her t\u00fcrl\u00fc devlet tabiyetini ve egemenli\u011fini reddetti\u011fime, bundan b\u00f6yle ABD Anayasas\u0131’n\u0131 ve yasalar\u0131n\u0131 i\u00e7 ve d\u0131\u015f d\u00fc\u015fmana kar\u015f\u0131 savunaca\u011f\u0131ma, ABD’ye ba\u011fl\u0131l\u0131k ve sadakat g\u00f6sterece\u011fime, kanunun gerektirdi\u011fi hallerde ABD ordusuna hizmet edece\u011fime yemin ederim, Tanr\u0131 yard\u0131mc\u0131m olsun\u201d \u015feklindeki yemin metni\u2026 Yan yana \u00e7ok \u015f\u0131k durur.
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\nFeto’nun T\u00fcrk\u00e7e olimpiyat\u0131 i\u00e7in bast\u0131r\u0131lan Atat\u00fcrks\u00fcz bir lira, Akp taraf\u0131ndan bast\u0131r\u0131lan Atat\u00fcrks\u00fcz bir lira, padi\u015fah\u00e7\u0131 meclis ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n asr\u0131n liderimize kestirdi\u011fi padi\u015fah sikkesi\u2026 Atat\u00fcrk sil\u00fceti silinen Devlet Ni\u015fan\u0131, TC ibaresi silinen Ziraat Bankas\u0131 tabelas\u0131\u2026 \u0130lelebet unutulmamal\u0131.
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\n\u0130mral\u0131 tutanaklar\u0131, \u015eivan Perver’in ba\u011flamas\u0131, Obama’n\u0131n beyzbol sopas\u0131, Ankara’ya dikilen K\u00fcrdistan bayra\u011f\u0131\u2026 Hepsinin \u00f6n\u00fcne uyar\u0131 levhas\u0131 konulmal\u0131, \u201cbu k\u00f6\u015feyi gezip, bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yleyen \u015ferefsizdir\u201d yaz\u0131lmal\u0131!
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\nBir kase organik ho\u015faf, bir kutu j\u00f6le, Kabata\u015f’ta ba\u015f\u00f6rt\u00fcl\u00fc bac\u0131m\u0131n surat\u0131na i\u015feyenlerin deri pantolonu, referandumdaki m\u00fch\u00fcrs\u00fcz oy pusulas\u0131, imam hatip \u00f6\u011frencilerinin icat etti\u011fi hac\u0131 robot, ithal bir inek, \u00f6n\u00fcne bir tutam ithal saman konulmal\u0131.
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\nAkvaryum yerle\u015ftirilmeli, Recep Tayyip Erdo\u011fan \u00fcniversitesi taraf\u0131ndan ke\u015ffedilen \u201cRecepi\u201d sazan\u0131 y\u00fczd\u00fcr\u00fclmeli.
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\nI\u015f\u0131kland\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f camekan i\u00e7inde bir tel \u201cg\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcn k\u0131l\u0131\u201d sergilenmeli.
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\nAk saray bin y\u00fcz k\u00fcsur odal\u0131\u2026
\nAk m\u00fczenin objeleri gez gez bitmez, en az 10 bin k\u00fcsur odal\u0131 olmal\u0131!<\/p>\n
http:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2017\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/muze-2040727\/<\/p>\n
Bereket tanr\u0131s\u0131, „biraz“ abart\u0131l\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n