{"id":28202,"date":"2019-09-10T15:04:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-10T15:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28202"},"modified":"2019-09-10T15:40:26","modified_gmt":"2019-09-10T15:40:26","slug":"yas-tahtaya-basmam-allah-belami-versin-icimden-gecti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28202","title":{"rendered":"Ya\u015f tahtaya basmam, Allah belam\u0131 versin i\u00e7imden ge\u00e7ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sayd\u0131r yumruklar\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fz\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fc kan revan i\u00e7inde kalana kadar, i\u00e7imden ge\u00e7ti ama\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder ayakta duram\u0131yor ki!<\/p>\n<p>Vaz ge\u00e7tim, fena tersledim\u2026<br \/>\nNormal \u015fartlarda terbiyesizlik yapmam\u2026<br \/>\nSorulan soruya cevap veririm nezaket kurallar\u0131 i\u00e7eresinde\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131k bende ne normal ki?<br \/>\nSokakta milletle selam sabah\u0131 kestim, o kadar kendimle me\u015fgul\u00fcm ki, ters bir hareket ile can al\u0131c\u0131 ac\u0131lar i\u00e7inde kalmayay\u0131m diye. Ancak kimse bilmiyor tabii bunu\u2026<br \/>\nGe\u00e7en sabah evden, arabaya\u2026<br \/>\nKom\u015fu ile rastla\u015ft\u0131k, can\u0131m o kadar ac\u0131yor ki\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fz\u0131m\u0131 a\u00e7maya halim yok, bana laf at\u0131yor, k\u00f6peklerine sesleniyor\u2026<br \/>\nHayvanlar bana do\u011fru gelmek istedi; \u201cla\u00dft ihn der ist bl\u00f6d!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ya sab\u0131r, ya sab\u0131r!!!<\/p>\n<p>Karn\u0131m ac\u0131kt\u0131, gidip bir \u015feyler alay\u0131m dedim\u2026<br \/>\nSosis ile patates k\u0131zarmas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nIsmarlad\u0131m, yan\u0131mda bir adam. T\u00fcrk\u2019e benzettim\u2026<br \/>\nTan\u0131m\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nHep yazar\u0131m, hadi eskiden babam y\u00fcz\u00fcnden diyece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nUlan buralarda bile herkes bir \u015fekilde tan\u0131yor bizi\u2026<br \/>\nAllah belam\u0131 versin yalan\u0131m varsa, kimseyi bilmem, tan\u0131mak ISTEMEM\u2026<br \/>\nKimseyle u\u011fra\u015fmam, ba\u015f\u0131mdaki manyaklar yetiyor da art\u0131yor bana\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00fcr\u00fc hobim var, bir d\u00fcnya me\u015fgale. OKUMAM gerekenler, yeti\u015femiyorum\u2026<br \/>\nBirde millete mi zaman ay\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m?<br \/>\nHerif\u2026<br \/>\nDurduk yere, dedim ya tan\u0131mam etmem\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cO evi ne yapacaks\u0131n\u0131z?\u201d<br \/>\n???<br \/>\n???<br \/>\n???<br \/>\nNe oluyoruz ya, ulan sen kimsin, nesin, SANA NE???<\/p>\n<p>Bir tersledim\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle \u00e7ok isterdim y\u00fcz\u00fcne yumruklar\u0131 sayd\u0131rmay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKendime g\u00fcvenemedim. Baston falan da yok yan\u0131mda\u2026<br \/>\nSiktirdi gitti!<\/p>\n<p>T\u00fcrkiye\u2019dekileri bilmem\u2026<br \/>\nAma buradakiler\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u0131dan beter, erkek demeye bin \u015fahit laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nLaf pe\u015finde\u2026<br \/>\nDedikodu, \u00d6nder\u2019de ne \u00e7ok sever ya dedikoduyu\u2026<br \/>\nUlan sana ne?<\/p>\n<p>Ahanda buradan ilan ediyorum, satar\u0131m, bo\u015f b\u0131rak\u0131r\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nKiraya veririm, i\u00e7ine ta\u015f\u0131n\u0131r\u0131m SANA NE???<\/p>\n<p>Bor\u00e7tan akl\u0131m gider, hele i\u015f g\u00fcc\u00fcm\u00fc iyice kaybettikten sonra\u2026<br \/>\nHan\u0131m hasta\u2026<br \/>\nNamerde muhta\u00e7 olmadan yuvarlan\u0131p gidiyoruz, miras vergisi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6dedim\u2026<br \/>\nKuru\u015f borcum yok kimseye, BENIM MALIM, benim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6demi\u015fim kuru\u015funa kadar, keyfimin k\u00e2hyas\u0131 m\u0131s\u0131n?<br \/>\nCan\u0131m ne zaman neyi isterse o zaman onu yapar\u0131m!<\/p>\n<p><em>Bu sabah haberlerde, hat\u0131rla anlatt\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nPezevenk \u00f6zel bankalara f\u0131r\u00e7a att\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAkabinde\u2026<br \/>\nBir\u00e7o\u011fu faiz indirdi, \u00f6zel t\u00fcketim kredisi, ev falan\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n\u0131n biri\u2026<br \/>\nBana 500 bin laz\u0131m dedi, 500 BIN!<\/p>\n<p>BEN\u2026<br \/>\nSiz de\u011filim, aya\u011f\u0131m\u0131 yorgan\u0131ma g\u00f6re uzat\u0131r\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7okkkk\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eahit oldum, g\u00f6rd\u00fcm \u00f6deyemedi\u011fi i\u00e7in evine, e\u015fyas\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nDONUNA KADAR\u2026<br \/>\nHaciz gelenleri!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not: arabay\u0131 saymad\u0131m, kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 var. Bor\u00e7tan sayamam yani!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sonra\u2026<br \/>\nO herif o evin sahibi oldu\u011fumu nereden biliyor?<br \/>\nDEDIKODU, mahalle kar\u0131s\u0131 bunlar, mahalle kar\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKas\u0131mpa\u015fal\u0131!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sayd\u0131r yumruklar\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcne\u2026 A\u011fz\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fc kan revan i\u00e7inde kalana kadar, i\u00e7imden ge\u00e7ti ama\u2026 \u00d6nder ayakta duram\u0131yor ki! Vaz ge\u00e7tim, fena tersledim\u2026 Normal \u015fartlarda terbiyesizlik yapmam\u2026 Sorulan soruya cevap veririm nezaket kurallar\u0131 i\u00e7eresinde\u2026 Ama\u2026 Art\u0131k bende ne normal ki? Sokakta milletle selam sabah\u0131 kestim, o kadar kendimle me\u015fgul\u00fcm ki, ters bir hareket ile can al\u0131c\u0131 ac\u0131lar &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=28202\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eYa\u015f tahtaya basmam, Allah belam\u0131 versin i\u00e7imden ge\u00e7ti\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28202"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28216,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202\/revisions\/28216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}