{"id":27925,"date":"2019-09-04T14:01:49","date_gmt":"2019-09-04T14:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=27925"},"modified":"2019-09-04T14:01:49","modified_gmt":"2019-09-04T14:01:49","slug":"kadinlara-hastalikli-bir-bakis-acim-varmis-vay-tuzlu-su-manyagi-vay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=27925","title":{"rendered":"Kad\u0131nlara hastal\u0131kl\u0131 bir bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131m varm\u0131\u015f(!) Vay tuzlu su manya\u011f\u0131 vay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kendisi aram\u0131yor, biliyor k\u0131zaca\u011f\u0131m. Dada\u2019ya arat\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cDayday bir \u015fey ald\u0131k, ba\u011flayam\u0131yoruz. Sen gelip yapar m\u0131s\u0131n?\u201d<br \/>\nO da al\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ablas\u0131ndan, bana art\u0131k dayday diyor\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nO benden bir \u015fey ister de hay\u0131r diyebilir miyim?<\/p>\n<p>Internet \u00fczerinden televizyon izleme zamazingosu alm\u0131\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\nEntertain\u2026<br \/>\nGittim\u2026<br \/>\nNe zamandan beri internet ile kablolar\u0131yla u\u011fra\u015fm\u0131yordum\u2026<br \/>\nAllah\u2019\u0131m her \u015fey girmi\u015f birbirine\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nce kablolar\u0131 falan d\u00fczenle, k\u00fcf\u00fcr ede ede\u2026<br \/>\nSonra ba\u011flad\u0131m cihazlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nHayda, ya niye u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yorsun beni, NIYE?<\/p>\n<p>Tabii karde\u015f arazi, hi\u00e7 u\u011fram\u0131yor yan\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nSadece sordu kap\u0131dan \u201ca\u011fabey mant\u0131 ister misin?\u201d<br \/>\nGetir dedim\u2026<br \/>\nYok \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor, \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nBari arizaya telefon edeyim dedim, selam sabah, adres falan\u2026<br \/>\nDedim entertain \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor niye?<br \/>\nAdam bakt\u0131 \u201c\u00e7al\u0131\u015fmaz\u201d dedi, \u201cdaha yeni ald\u0131n\u0131z. Yar\u0131n gece en ge\u00e7 21\u2019de\u201d<br \/>\n\u0130yi dedim teknisyenin bir sorusu olursa l\u00fctfen beni aras\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fim hem \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor hem kad\u0131n olarak\u2026<br \/>\nDuraksad\u0131m, akl\u0131ma ne s\u00f6yleyebilece\u011fim gelmedi\u2026<br \/>\nHmm, hmm dedim adam anlad\u0131, g\u00fcld\u00fc, \u201ctamam teknisyeni gerekirse sizi arar\u201d dedi\u2026<br \/>\nVayyy efendim sen misin hmm, hmm diyen\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015f birinci kattan \u201ca\u011fabey senin kad\u0131nlara hastal\u0131kl\u0131 bir yakla\u015f\u0131m\u0131n var, sende git bir psikolo\u011fa\u201d demez mi!<\/p>\n<p>Vay it o\u011flu it\u2026<br \/>\nMadem yakla\u015f\u0131m\u0131m hastal\u0131kl\u0131, ulan neden kendi i\u015fini kendin yapm\u0131yorsun \u00f6yleyse?<br \/>\nBen\u2026<br \/>\nSizleri ger\u00e7ekten nas\u0131lsan\u0131z sadece \u00f6yle kabul ediyorum\u2026<br \/>\nBu b\u00f6yle biline!<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/de-de\/nachrichten\/politik\/tories-boris-johnson-ist-fast-am-ende\/ar-AAGNpmn?MSCC=1567605586&#038;ocid=spartanntp\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Nadiren yan\u0131l\u0131r\u0131m insanlarda, nadiren<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kendisi aram\u0131yor, biliyor k\u0131zaca\u011f\u0131m. Dada\u2019ya arat\u0131yor\u2026 \u201cDayday bir \u015fey ald\u0131k, ba\u011flayam\u0131yoruz. Sen gelip yapar m\u0131s\u0131n?\u201d O da al\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ablas\u0131ndan, bana art\u0131k dayday diyor\u2026 &#x1f60a; O benden bir \u015fey ister de hay\u0131r diyebilir miyim? Internet \u00fczerinden televizyon izleme zamazingosu alm\u0131\u015flar\u2026 Entertain\u2026 Gittim\u2026 Ne zamandan beri internet ile kablolar\u0131yla u\u011fra\u015fm\u0131yordum\u2026 Allah\u2019\u0131m her \u015fey girmi\u015f birbirine\u2026 \u00d6nce kablolar\u0131 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=27925\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eKad\u0131nlara hastal\u0131kl\u0131 bir bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131m varm\u0131\u015f(!) Vay tuzlu su manya\u011f\u0131 vay\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27925"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27926,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27925\/revisions\/27926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}