{"id":26897,"date":"2019-08-16T12:48:11","date_gmt":"2019-08-16T12:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26897"},"modified":"2019-08-16T12:52:18","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T12:52:18","slug":"sueper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26897","title":{"rendered":"S\u00fcper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rahmi Turan k\u00f6\u015fesinden:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0130nekler olmasa insanlar ne yapard\u0131?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 bir karaci\u011fer naklinden sonra sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131na kavu\u015fan eski \u00c7al\u0131\u015fma ve Sosyal G\u00fcvenlik Bakan\u0131 Ya\u015far Okuyan siyasetten kopmad\u0131. \u015eimdi Halk TV&#8217;de programlar yapan Ya\u015far Okuyan, bir inek \u00f6yk\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc \u015f\u00f6yle anlat\u0131yor:<br \/>\n\u201cBir ine\u011fe desek ki \u2018Ey inek! Ne yapmaya geldin d\u00fcnyaya? Ma\u00e7a gitmezsin, dans etmezsin, bira i\u00e7mezsin, kahveye gidip k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t oynamazs\u0131n. \u0130nek gibi ya\u015f\u0131yorsun! G\u00fcnd\u00fcz \u00e7ay\u0131ra, gece ah\u0131ra! Bunu mu yapmaya geldin d\u00fcnyaya?&#8216; desek, inek de bize:<br \/>\n\u2018Yahu bu s\u00f6z\u00fc bana nas\u0131l s\u00f6ylersin? \u015eu buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7 bir bak. S\u00fct benden, yo\u011furt benden, tereya\u011f\u0131 benden, kaymak benden, sucuk benden, past\u0131rma benden. Aya\u011f\u0131ndaki ayakkab\u0131, belindeki kay\u0131\u015f bile benden.\u2026<br \/>\nBen olmasayd\u0131m k\u0131\u00e7\u0131ndaki pantolonu bile ba\u011flayamayacakt\u0131n. Peki, sen ne yapmaya geldin d\u00fcnyaya?<br \/>\nEtin yenmez, sa\u00e7\u0131ndan \u00e7orap \u00f6r\u00fclmez, hi\u00e7bir i\u015fe yaramazs\u0131n. Sahi sen ne yapmaya geldin d\u00fcnyaya?&#8216; dese ne cevap veririz?\u201d<br \/>\nS\u00f6z\u00fcn \u00f6z\u00fc: \u0130nekler olmasa insanlar ne yapard\u0131, \u00f6yle de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>Kendimi\u2026<br \/>\nAyni bu ine\u011fe benzetim\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6rmezler fuzuli i\u015fler m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcn yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 hi\u00e7bir \u015fey de\u011fer g\u00f6rmez\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6rece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nAllah izin verirse g\u00f6rece\u011fim, izleyece\u011fim ben gittim mi neler olacak!<\/p>\n<p>Koltuk\u2026<br \/>\nHala ya\u015f\u0131yor \u00f6rne\u011fin\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rahmi Turan k\u00f6\u015fesinden: \u0130nekler olmasa insanlar ne yapard\u0131? Ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 bir karaci\u011fer naklinden sonra sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131na kavu\u015fan eski \u00c7al\u0131\u015fma ve Sosyal G\u00fcvenlik Bakan\u0131 Ya\u015far Okuyan siyasetten kopmad\u0131. \u015eimdi Halk TV&#8217;de programlar yapan Ya\u015far Okuyan, bir inek \u00f6yk\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc \u015f\u00f6yle anlat\u0131yor: \u201cBir ine\u011fe desek ki \u2018Ey inek! Ne yapmaya geldin d\u00fcnyaya? Ma\u00e7a gitmezsin, dans etmezsin, bira i\u00e7mezsin, kahveye gidip &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26897\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eS\u00fcper\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26897"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26897"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26900,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26897\/revisions\/26900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}