{"id":26834,"date":"2019-08-15T12:46:03","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T12:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26834"},"modified":"2019-08-15T12:47:39","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T12:47:39","slug":"yumruk-ne-ki-biliyorum-inanmadin-bir-telefon-ile-buraya-getirdim-bir-telefon-dene-bakayim-getirebilecek-misin-hele-tuerkiyeden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26834","title":{"rendered":"Yumruk ne ki??? Biliyorum, inanmad\u0131n\u2026 Bir telefon ile buraya getirdim, bir telefon. Dene bakay\u0131m getirebilecek misin?  Hele T\u00fcrkiye\u2019den!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bir telefonuma bakar\u2026<br \/>\nBilemedin\u2026<br \/>\nSende bilemedin beni!<\/p>\n<p>Hat\u0131rla\u2026<br \/>\nLaf ba\u015fka s\u00f6z ba\u015fka\u2026<br \/>\nHani pezevenk dedi ya d\u00fcnyay\u0131 aya\u011fa kald\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m diye\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6rd\u00fck\u2026<br \/>\nKald\u0131rd\u0131, anca\u2026<br \/>\nO da belki Emine\u2019ye kalkarsa, hi\u00e7bir zaman yapamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nMuktedir olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir \u015feyin iddias\u0131nda olmad\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nYapt\u0131m, yap\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nYapaca\u011f\u0131m dedim mi \u2026!<\/p>\n<p>Hasta, \u00e7ok a\u011f\u0131r hasta\u2026<br \/>\nHasta ile u\u011fra\u015fmak durumunda kal\u0131rsa\u2026<br \/>\nSinirler zaten zay\u0131f veya kopma derecesindeyse\u2026<br \/>\nNe olur, neler olur bilemezsin!<\/p>\n<p>Yok \u00f6yle tek\u2026<br \/>\nToptan, toptan laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nMikrop temizlemek!<\/p>\n<p>Ahan da Tayyipistan\u2026<br \/>\nBenzeri\u2026<br \/>\nToptan temizlik gerekli!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bir telefonuma bakar\u2026 Bilemedin\u2026 Sende bilemedin beni! Hat\u0131rla\u2026 Laf ba\u015fka s\u00f6z ba\u015fka\u2026 Hani pezevenk dedi ya d\u00fcnyay\u0131 aya\u011fa kald\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m diye\u2026 G\u00f6rd\u00fck\u2026 Kald\u0131rd\u0131, anca\u2026 O da belki Emine\u2019ye kalkarsa, hi\u00e7bir zaman yapamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u2026 Muktedir olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir \u015feyin iddias\u0131nda olmad\u0131m\u2026 Yapt\u0131m, yap\u0131yorum\u2026 Yapaca\u011f\u0131m dedim mi \u2026! Hasta, \u00e7ok a\u011f\u0131r hasta\u2026 Hasta ile u\u011fra\u015fmak durumunda kal\u0131rsa\u2026 Sinirler zaten zay\u0131f &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=26834\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eYumruk ne ki??? Biliyorum, inanmad\u0131n\u2026 Bir telefon ile buraya getirdim, bir telefon. Dene bakay\u0131m getirebilecek misin?  Hele T\u00fcrkiye\u2019den!!!\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26834"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26834"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26836,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26834\/revisions\/26836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}